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I decided I'm going on a health kick and grabbed the obvious vitamin C tablets as part of my regime.

When I got home I dumped everything on the counter, cleaned out the "kill me" drawer of the fridge (food gone bad) and grabbed the garbage bag in one hand to take out. I looked at the vitamin C and thought "yes, I'll have one of those before I go". Having always taken chewable tablets before I flipped the lid with my thumb, marveled at the size of the thing and then popped it in my mouth (stay with me here, folks).

About five steps down the hallway, my mouth started to foam. What the hell? I started chewing furiously and trying to swallow bits of it as it fizzed. It foamed more. I dropped the bag in the hall, ran back to the kitchen and grabbed the container, still chewing madly with my eyes starting to burn. Sure enough: drop one tablet in a glass of water.

I keep burping orange acid.

When will it stop? Why me???

Koan

If it didn't happen to you

What would I find so entertaining on this early Friday morning?

koan;521869 wrote: I decided I'm going on a health kick and grabbed the obvious vitamin C tablets as part of my regime.



When I got home I dumped everything on the counter, cleaned out the "kill me" drawer of the fridge (food gone bad) and grabbed the garbage bag in one hand to take out. I looked at the vitamin C and thought "yes, I'll have one of those before I go". Having always taken chewable tablets before I flipped the lid with my thumb, marveled at the size of the thing and then popped it in my mouth (stay with me here, folks).



About five steps down the hallway, my mouth started to foam. What the hell? I started chewing furiously and trying to swallow bits of it as it fizzed. It foamed more. I dropped the bag in the hall, ran back to the kitchen and grabbed the container, still chewing madly with my eyes starting to burn. Sure enough: drop one tablet in a glass of water.



I keep burping orange acid.

When will it stop? Why me???


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl that'll teach you to read the labels, can we have a replay next weekend?

I'll probably still be burping oranges by then. :wah:

koan;521877 wrote: I'll probably still be burping oranges by then. :wah:


Maybe if you downed some vodka

You'd have a nice cocktail goin' on in your stomach :p

some maraschino cherries, perhaps?

:wah: Poor Koan. Maybe if you ate some bread or saltines to counteract that acid?

RedGlitter;521900 wrote: :wah: Poor Koan. Maybe if you ate some bread or saltines to counteract that acid?


Not to sound sarcastic

but would an antacid, like Tums or Rolaids, make you feel any better? :-6

I was feeling so invigorated by my burst of pure vitamin that I fell asleep and had a dream that I was in the winter olympics. I was to perform some daring, high-flying acrobatic event wherein held only by two rubbery swing type devices I had to maneuvre my way along an overhead track as fast as I could go.

Being of a generous nature, I tried to help this poor Russian woman who didn't seem to get how to streamline her body to go faster and became distracted. Heading into the final run, I missed my mark and intead of at the finish line, I landed in a empty swimming pool. Ignoring, as we do in dreams, the fact that every bone in my body would be crushed, I indignantly grabbed my emergency parachute - a little after the fact dontcha think? - and climbed my way out, quite annoyed that no one had been prepared for my landing.

Go ahead and laugh but don't ask which FG members were playing flag football in the next arena... or how flag football became a winter olympic sport.

I knew Spot would eventually have you foaming at the mouth.

koan;522008 wrote: Go ahead and laugh but don't ask which FG members were playing flag football in the next arena


I'm hoping I was Head Cheerleader :p :-6

jesse b;522031 wrote: think you mean CHERLEADER


Oooh! I like it, I like it!

koan;521869 wrote: I decided I'm going on a health kick and grabbed the obvious vitamin C tablets as part of my regime.



When I got home I dumped everything on the counter, cleaned out the "kill me" drawer of the fridge (food gone bad) and grabbed the garbage bag in one hand to take out. I looked at the vitamin C and thought "yes, I'll have one of those before I go". Having always taken chewable tablets before I flipped the lid with my thumb, marveled at the size of the thing and then popped it in my mouth (stay with me here, folks).



About five steps down the hallway, my mouth started to foam. What the hell? I started chewing furiously and trying to swallow bits of it as it fizzed. It foamed more. I dropped the bag in the hall, ran back to the kitchen and grabbed the container, still chewing madly with my eyes starting to burn. Sure enough: drop one tablet in a glass of water.



I keep burping orange acid.

When will it stop? Why me???


ha ha who could possibly such a stupid moron to do that ha ha





thats right jimbo , i did it holland and barrets health shop, i saw this tube of orange vit c tabs opened them they smelled lovelly i thought i'll have one those and as it happened three came out so i thought ok i'll have the lot i popped them in my pie hole the next thing i knew i was choking with orange foam forcing its way outa my mouth , sue of course by now was crying with laughter , i was burping up orange for 24 hours

jimbo;522041 wrote: ha ha who could possibly such a stupid moron to do that ha ha





thats right jimbo , i did it holland and barrets health shop, i saw this tube of orange vit c tabs opened them they smelled lovelly i thought i'll have one those and as it happened three came out so i thought ok i'll have the lot i popped them in my pie hole the next thing i knew i was choking with orange foam forcing its way outa my mouth , sue of course by now was crying with laughter , i was burping up orange for 24 hours


FRIEND!!! :-6

koan;522065 wrote: FRIEND!!! :-6


Koan and Jimbo

I guess everyone has something in common with someone else

A good and humane thing to remember :-6

cherandbuster;522069 wrote: Koan and Jimbo



I guess everyone has something in common with someone else



A good and humane thing to remember :-6
Yep, seperated at birth I'm sure.

cherandbuster;522029 wrote: I'm hoping I was Head Cheerleader :p :-6


I need to get new glasses. Thought she said CHEESEleader.

YZGI;522070 wrote: Yep, seperated at birth I'm sure.


Yep

Just like you 'n me :-4

cherandbuster;522074 wrote: Yep



Just like you 'n me :-4
Ummm Ya reckon?:wah:

koan, i am soooooo sorry this happened to you....but you just gave me a good five minutes of laughing my butt off visualising this ..........:wah:



doing any better fizz?

I have heard of Sno-cones before. But this is the first Fizz-Koan I have heard of. Maybe you should patent.

YZGI;522088 wrote: I have heard of Sno-cones before. But this is the first Fizz-Koan I have heard of. Maybe you should patent.




you better watch you dont get a kick in the koanads mate :wah:

jimbo;522094 wrote: you better watch you dont get a kick in the koanads mate :wah:
Your right No one wants to get on Koanan the Barbarian's bad side.

guppy;522080 wrote: koan, i am soooooo sorry this happened to you....but you just gave me a good five minutes of laughing my butt off visualising this ..........:wah:



doing any better fizz?


I aim to please. :wah:

The residual fizz tingle is not at the back of my sinuses. I'm afraid if I sneeze I'll light the end of my cigarette.

YZGI;522102 wrote: Your right No one wants to get on Koanan the Barbarian's bad side.


I'm still giggling too much to get mad. Y'all have your fun with it.

koan;522113 wrote: I'm still giggling too much to get mad. Y'all have your fun with it.
I suppose you are lucky Spot doesnt own a gun. He might have shot you thinking you were a rabid Pekoanese Dog.

Drink some Champagne your will be just fine..

YZGI;522120 wrote: I suppose you are lucky Spot doesnt own a gun. He might have shot you thinking you were a rabid Pekoanese Dog.


Ha Ha

I'm probably more like a whippet

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