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This is funny.

This is mine: While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

:rolleyes:

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.



That sounds about right!! :wah:

Hey Suzy, no that one isn't funny. :-3

WonderWendy3;527454 wrote: During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.



That sounds about right!! :wah:


Must be some big turkey!!

You are struck by lighting while walking your dog in a storm

AngelEyes82;527459 wrote: I keep getting it over and over.


I keep getting the same one too. Try putting in a different name.

Don't worry Suzy it's only a stupid website trick. I didn't mean to upset u. :-3

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

:wah:

haha that would be my luck! The hardware store was my first shopping trip! ( my dad is in the building business)

It seems that my next door neighbour is going to beat me to death with a shovel.

That's Ok, she's about 85 and tiny with it.

Using my real name I get impaled by a falling icicle. Using my road name I fall in the shower and break my skull.

Sorry guys!! Falling and breaking my skull ain't enough to take this Biker out!!!! :yh_rotfl

Maybe I should put up a label. Do not read website if depressed. It might give peoples ideas.

Hey guys check out the Are you pregnant link. That was funny.

At age 34 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

:wah:

Who's head wouldn't???

I got this one with Designergal: While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.



GROSS!

Sheryl: At age 57 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park



Well I just won't be visiting NYC :-2

jennyswan;527449 wrote: http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

This is funny.

This is mine: While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

:rolleyes:


As Weinbeck, I get my head kicked in by a group of thugs - that ain't funny! It's a dangerous thing to admit, but I sometimes carry a knife anyway, so if it happens, I'd make damn sure I'd take at least of of the b**tards with me - I MEAN IT! GRRR

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half. :-3

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.


That is interesting as I almost never drink.

guppys



While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.

Whilst a passenger in a friend's car, the air bag malfunctions and smashes your face up. Oh well...

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.