Why Santa is the perfect illegal alien
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 am
The last few days here in So. Calif, illegals have been threatening another day of strikes and demonstrations for their "rights" to be here and against several large raids to collect and deport groups of them. I thought the piece below was an interesting perspective.
Why Santa Claus Is The PERFECT ILLEGAL ALIEN !
1) He comes, does his job, and goes home. He doesn't try to sneak in for life.
2) He doesn't try to feed at the taxpayer funded welfare system.
3) He doesn't commit Felony Identity theft (stealing someone's SS #.)
4) He doesn't commit Felony document fraud (using the stolen SS #.)
5) He doesn't expect to get citizenship to a foreign country as a "job benefit."
6) He doesn't try to collect from the taxpayer funded Medicare system of a foreign country.
7) He doesn't drop any little Santas trying to anchor himself in a foreign country that he entered illegally.
8) He doesn't claim to be the true owner of the foreign country he entered illegally.
9) He doesn't use the ER room for primary care and skip out on the bill, forcing hospitals to go bankrupt in a foreign country.
10) He doesn't bring along any little foreign Santas and overwhelm the education system of a country he snuck into illegally.
11) He doesn't demand the foreign country he snuck into illegally supply him with everything in his native language, again to be paid for by legal citizens taxes.
12) He doesn't attempt to show he can disrupt the economy of the foreign country he snuck into illegally by taking a "day off."
13) He doesn't try to organize other illegal Santas to protest in the streets and demand amnesty for numerous crimes, and citizenship to the foreign country he snuck into.
14) He doesn't try to organize other Santas to register to vote, and to alter elections in a foreign country he entered illegally.
15) He doesn't scream "Racist" at the legal citizens of the foreign country he snuck into just because they point out he is breaking the law.
16) He doesn't use fake name to go with his stolen SS # so he can successfully avoid paying taxes.
17) He doesn't drop 85 tons of garbage each year as he sneaks into a foreign country.
18) He doesn't bring numerous diseases from his home country because they do not inoculate Santas when they are small.
19) He does not overwhelm local law enforcement and courts of the country he snuck into, again paid for by legal citizens taxes.
20) He does not threaten to poison or do harm to the legal citizens of the country he snuck into if his demands to be given everything on a platter are not met.
21) He doesn't strip $30 BILLION dollars a year from the economy of the foreign country he snuck into and mail that money to his home country.
Why Santa Claus Is The PERFECT ILLEGAL ALIEN !
1) He comes, does his job, and goes home. He doesn't try to sneak in for life.
2) He doesn't try to feed at the taxpayer funded welfare system.
3) He doesn't commit Felony Identity theft (stealing someone's SS #.)
4) He doesn't commit Felony document fraud (using the stolen SS #.)
5) He doesn't expect to get citizenship to a foreign country as a "job benefit."
6) He doesn't try to collect from the taxpayer funded Medicare system of a foreign country.
7) He doesn't drop any little Santas trying to anchor himself in a foreign country that he entered illegally.
8) He doesn't claim to be the true owner of the foreign country he entered illegally.
9) He doesn't use the ER room for primary care and skip out on the bill, forcing hospitals to go bankrupt in a foreign country.
10) He doesn't bring along any little foreign Santas and overwhelm the education system of a country he snuck into illegally.
11) He doesn't demand the foreign country he snuck into illegally supply him with everything in his native language, again to be paid for by legal citizens taxes.
12) He doesn't attempt to show he can disrupt the economy of the foreign country he snuck into illegally by taking a "day off."
13) He doesn't try to organize other illegal Santas to protest in the streets and demand amnesty for numerous crimes, and citizenship to the foreign country he snuck into.
14) He doesn't try to organize other Santas to register to vote, and to alter elections in a foreign country he entered illegally.
15) He doesn't scream "Racist" at the legal citizens of the foreign country he snuck into just because they point out he is breaking the law.
16) He doesn't use fake name to go with his stolen SS # so he can successfully avoid paying taxes.
17) He doesn't drop 85 tons of garbage each year as he sneaks into a foreign country.
18) He doesn't bring numerous diseases from his home country because they do not inoculate Santas when they are small.
19) He does not overwhelm local law enforcement and courts of the country he snuck into, again paid for by legal citizens taxes.
20) He does not threaten to poison or do harm to the legal citizens of the country he snuck into if his demands to be given everything on a platter are not met.
21) He doesn't strip $30 BILLION dollars a year from the economy of the foreign country he snuck into and mail that money to his home country.