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we went to the meet up every one was just what i expected well every one except wendy bird what a live wire a real handful , she is a lovely maniac who kept kissing me on top off my bald head and rubbing it , i missed krambo only just but i was gutted about that ,i was not drinking sue and every one else was though, anyway as we got there i looked out of the window of my car which is a real beat up old astra estate car, i use it for work with four lads and its on its last legs so we really abuse it ,but its diesel and the MPG is fantastic i did a swap with my BMW for it . so i said to sue dont look dont at anyone see us in the car and we sneaked off ,we walked into the place and met every one sue had a few drinks we all laughed and hugged sue had a few more drinks, and we laughed and hugged some more till , it was time to go back to the house and to to my horror i heard sue's voice say to wendybird and immy you can have a ride in our car AAAARGGGHHH i said all the no's and ifs and butts i could they insisted , can you imagine me with two posh women trying to lift up the back seat on an old estate care moving battens ,nails, broken tiles empty coke cans, sand cement and all other manner of rubbish i was so humiliated but thats not why i'm saying sorry to wendy as i got out of my car on arrival near the meet up a huge pigeon shat right on my bald head and before i could wash the offended area i met wendy , sorry wendy i bet you wont be kissing me there again :wah: :wah:

Hahaha don't you just love pigeons huh Jimbo hahaha, poor Wendy!!



Glad to hear you and Suzy had a great time though Jimbo!! :-6

Oh Jimbo!

Hope you did the lottery Saturday Jimbo, it's supposed to be good luck

chocoholic;532966 wrote: Hope you did the lottery Saturday Jimbo, it's supposed to be good luck
well it wouldnt of been lucky for the pigeon if i'd of got hold of it ... or for me if wendy gets hold of jimbo :wah: :wah:

That'll teach her, I can hear her retching now!! :yh_rotfl

i'd like to point out that i honestly forgot about the birds er mess on my head and i'd like to point out also that it was on a mainly liquid diet it was on and i had cleaned off nearly all of it , i mean i had forgotten about it any way how was i spozed to know a very lovely mad woman was going to pounce on me stroking and kissing my head , i mean its not like it happens to me every day is it :sneaky: :sneaky:

Oi I'm not posh!!!!!!

Imladris;533151 wrote: Oi I'm not posh!!!!!!


Posh is overrated -- you're still AWESOME in my book, Ichick! :-4

Hamster;533179 wrote: Do you think they were looking to see who had the most lucious ass?


OH YOU KNOW IT!! :guitarist

Will there be any lewd and lascivious stories to share? :sneaky:

In other words, did anyone besides you and Ommmm get any ACTION?! :guitarist

cherandbuster;533185 wrote: OH YOU KNOW IT!! :guitarist

Will there be any lewd and lascivious stories to share? :sneaky:

In other words, did anyone besides you and Ommmm get any ACTION?! :guitarist


LMAO, I knew you'd get down to the nitty gritty and ask what everyone else is thinking :wah:

SuzyB;533190 wrote: LMAO, I knew you'd get down to the nitty gritty and ask what everyone else is thinking :wah:


Well The Suz

You and Jimbo don't count either, as you are already a couple.

I'm lookin' for some immoral and juicy stuff :p

jimbo;532928 wrote: we went to the meet up every one was just what i expected well every one except wendy bird what a live wire a real handful , she is a lovely maniac who kept kissing me on top off my bald head and rubbing it , i missed krambo only just but i was gutted about that ,i was not drinking sue and every one else was though, anyway as we got there i looked out of the window of my car which is a real beat up old astra estate car, i use it for work with four lads and its on its last legs so we really abuse it ,but its diesel and the MPG is fantastic i did a swap with my BMW for it . so i said to sue dont look dont at anyone see us in the car and we sneaked off ,we walked into the place and met every one sue had a few drinks we all laughed and hugged sue had a few more drinks, and we laughed and hugged some more till , it was time to go back to the house and to to my horror i heard sue's voice say to wendybird and immy you can have a ride in our car AAAARGGGHHH i said all the no's and ifs and butts i could they insisted , can you imagine me with two posh women trying to lift up the back seat on an old estate care moving battens ,nails, broken tiles empty coke cans, sand cement and all other manner of rubbish i was so humiliated but thats not why i'm saying sorry to wendy as i got out of my car on arrival near the meet up a huge pigeon shat right on my bald head and before i could wash the offended area i met wendy , sorry wendy i bet you wont be kissing me there again :wah: :wah::yh_rotfl

a huge pigeon shat right on my bald head
Guess that makes you a real sh!thead. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Pinky;533344 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Damn that was good Peg!!!
i've dung better but manure so funny

another person i should say sorry to is suzy:o



i left my phone in the car so i legged it back to the car ,suzy waited on the corner , as i jogged back there were two massive guys in front of me by about 5 feet so i stopped jogging and walked behind them ,as we walked up to suzy she looked up the guys could not see my face but suzy could so i started pulling faces well , she could not help but start smiling the two guys thought wow a beautiful blond smiling at us they started smiling back , sue went red , just as we all got close i shouted out to sue all right darling how much? , the guys nearly fell over and sue went crimson and yes i did get a proper beating but i was crying with laughter in my pain

Wendybird;533542 wrote: I am sweet, innocent, quiet, unassuming, virginal.................................etc etc.



:-4


That was me, until I met Wendybird! :rolleyes: :wah:

Hamster;533548 wrote: I know just what you mean Betty! We are all corrupted now!



You should have seen what she did in the pub!


At the sunday lunch I had to miss? :-1

I asked Bendy if she was a virgin, and she said "not yet"