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One today, are you ready for bikini season?

Please it's 10 degrees out.:wah:

Magenta flame;536783 wrote: Penis extensions. I mean if I had a penis I'm sure I'd be interested, but I don't so I found that a little weird.

And lollypops, someone wanted to sell me lollypops.:-2




I suspect the two are connected somehow....

Nomad;537149 wrote: I suspect the two are connected somehow....


did he ask you to stroke puppies mf :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

I truly love the ones asking for my bank account info so some king's son can deposit his wealth into my account for safe keeping.....

Riiiiiight

Magenta flame;536783 wrote: Penis extensions. I mean if I had a penis I'm sure I'd be interested, but I don't so I found that a little weird.

And lollypops, someone wanted to sell me lollypops.:-2


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I get the "penis enlargement" and "viagra" emails at work, which is very disturbing due to the fact that only women have held my position here before, don't understand why we get them, but do every day. I usually just delete them all...get some really nasty ones. Or good for a head shakin'.....

Example:

Over a several millions men have been helped with the potent ingredients in Pen-is Growth Patch - men have experienced bigger size, deeper penetration more action, and super-satisfying results for themselves and their partners.

Don't be left behind! Take advantage of price specials going on now.



the link was included, thought I might be in enough trouble without posting that too!...sorry if I offended anyone

minks;537154 wrote: I truly love the ones asking for my bank account info so some king's son can deposit his wealth into my account for safe keeping.....

Riiiiiight


Yeah, I love that too...get that one alot!

How about the free grant money that the government wants to give me!?...again RIIIIGHHHHTTTT!:(

WonderWendy3;537177 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



I get the "penis enlargement" and "viagra" emails at work, which is very disturbing due to the fact that only women have held my position here before, don't understand why we get them, but do every day. I usually just delete them all...get some really nasty ones. Or good for a head shakin'.....



Example:



Over a several millions men have been helped with the potent ingredients in Pen-is Growth Patch - men have experienced bigger size, deeper penetration more action, and super-satisfying results for themselves and their partners.



Don't be left behind! Take advantage of price specials going on now.





the link was included, thought I might be in enough trouble without posting that too!...sorry if I offended anyone




Oh puleeze ! Like this doesnt get you revved up. :rolleyes:

I get that and similar ones. They are humorous but I just delete them. The same goes for viagra or cialis.

Shalom

Ted:-6

Nomad;537191 wrote: Oh puleeze ! Like this doesnt get you revved up. :rolleyes:


shhhhh, image is everything!:D

Nomad;537191 wrote: Oh puleeze ! Like this doesnt get you revved up. :rolleyes:


Awe, shame - just as I was beginning to get steamed up! OK, so it's only a joke, but what wasn't funny was when my daughter was fifteen and was connected to the web (she was a keen Trekkie - still is) she started getting unsolicited filth in the form of e-mails. I'm talking about real filth - fellatio: that sort of thing. Thank God she never opened any of them. Seventy percent was filth, the remaining thirty percent questionable. I deleted them all while she was downstairs watching the telly. It's now only accessible through my computer.

Pinky:-6

LOL

Shalom

Ted:-6

One of the things I've noticed about these emails is they are often loaded with spelling errors and grammatical errors.

Shalom

Ted:-6