What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:41 pm
I watched England V Scotland rugby earlier - England won 
Now I'm watching Dancing on Ice....
Now I'm watching Dancing on Ice....
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What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:52 pm
Open all hours, UKTV Gold+1....so fffffunny.
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:56 pm
Yay! I'm watching Dancing on Ice too! I caught the first one by accident and couldn't believe how good they all were! Clare, in particular, is absolutely amazing! I really hope she wins it as she's done so well it would be awful if she fluffed it and lost out. IMO she is FAR better than the others!
I can't believe Stephen Gateley is still in. He must have a huge fan base voting for him. I think that's a bit of a problem as people vote for whom they like rather than who performed the best. How terrible it would be if the fans voted for him to win the finals over Clare when she is a far superior skater.
Didn't Kay do well this week? That was a horrible knock she had last week and it totally shook her confidence.
And lastly, isn't Jason the judge a nasty piece of work? Talk about over critical!
Having said all that I'm thoroughly enjoying it! It's been a good tv weekend, which is a rarity! We had a new Midsomer Murders yesterday, Dancing on Ice today and a new 24 tomorrow! Woohoo!
Do you watch Dancing on Ice: Defrosted on ITV2 afterwards Bez? And then the voting and Skate Off on ITV1 after that and then the final views of the skaters on Dancing on Ice: Defrosted on ITV2 again afterwards? It takes a long time to watch but its such an interesting programme!
Whew! I'll shut up now. :rolleyes:
I can't believe Stephen Gateley is still in. He must have a huge fan base voting for him. I think that's a bit of a problem as people vote for whom they like rather than who performed the best. How terrible it would be if the fans voted for him to win the finals over Clare when she is a far superior skater.
Didn't Kay do well this week? That was a horrible knock she had last week and it totally shook her confidence.
And lastly, isn't Jason the judge a nasty piece of work? Talk about over critical!
Having said all that I'm thoroughly enjoying it! It's been a good tv weekend, which is a rarity! We had a new Midsomer Murders yesterday, Dancing on Ice today and a new 24 tomorrow! Woohoo!
Do you watch Dancing on Ice: Defrosted on ITV2 afterwards Bez? And then the voting and Skate Off on ITV1 after that and then the final views of the skaters on Dancing on Ice: Defrosted on ITV2 again afterwards? It takes a long time to watch but its such an interesting programme!
Whew! I'll shut up now. :rolleyes:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:18 pm
Match of the day bbc1.
Chelsea narrowed the gap.
Chelsea narrowed the gap.
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:34 pm
Soberano;539587 wrote: Only untill United sort Spurs out tomorrow Abbey. That is the next time i will be watching television, Spurs v United.Please, please, please, please, please...........:yh_pray
Ya get my drift.
Ya get my drift.
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:38 pm
Soberano;539587 wrote: Only untill United sort Spurs out tomorrow Abbey. That is the next time i will be watching television, Spurs v United.
DREAM ON:D
DREAM ON:D
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:40 pm
SuzyB;539593 wrote: DREAM ON:D
SOD OFF.........:wah:
SOD OFF.........:wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:44 pm
oi i'm a spurs fan , you do a hike you glory hunting wanna be , go on explain the off side rule you plastic mank :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:47 pm
abbey;539594 wrote: SOD OFF.........:wah:
You nasty guts :p
You nasty guts :p
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:48 pm
Soberano;539599 wrote: Just come back tomorrow after Rooney firmly smacks a 4th past the hapless Robinson and plant a great big smiley Abbey.:wah:
la la la la la la la la i cant hear you :wah:
la la la la la la la la i cant hear you :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:49 pm
jimbo;539597 wrote: oi i'm a spurs fan , you do a hike you glory hunting wanna be , go on explain the off side rule you plastic mank :wah: :wah:
Well ya did ask!! :wah:
The Offside Rule and Offside Trap in Football(Soccer)
It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponents
Commiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kickInfringements/Sanctions
For any offside offence, the referee awards an indirect free kick to the opposing team to be taken from the place where the infringement occurred.
This is offside because the red number 10 is in front of all of the defenders, leaving only the goalkeeper back which isn't enough players to play him onside. This position may have been forced by the defenders moving forward in what is called the offside trap.
Here we can see that the blue number 3 defender has fail to move up the field with rest of his defence and played the red number 9 onside. This is a classic example of where the offside trap fails
The offside rule exists to stop goal hanging, where a player stands next to the opposing teams goal keeper in the hope that someone can get the ball to him (probably using a long ball), so he can get it past the goal keeper. Which would make for a very boring game.
The red number 9 isn't beyond the blue 4 defender but is offside because the goal keeper isn't back. This is one of those rare occasions where goal keeper is out of the goal (e.g. last minute of F.A. Cup final on a corner kick) and can't get back in time but if the attacking team play the ball as they normally would, then it would be offside because the offside rule requires two defenders to be in front the attacker and the goal keeper usually counts as a defender.
Why are linesmen (assistant referees) always calling offside when it isn't? Well believe it or not its not really their fault (unless the decision goes against you or your team), it's all to do with angles and line of sight. In the picture the purple line represents the linesman's line of sight which as you can see is at a slight angle, this line should be parallel with the goal line. So even though the red number 10 is being played onside by the blue defender it will be called offside. This is unfortunate but does happen from time to time.
Well ya did ask!! :wah:
The Offside Rule and Offside Trap in Football(Soccer)
It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponents
Commiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kickInfringements/Sanctions
For any offside offence, the referee awards an indirect free kick to the opposing team to be taken from the place where the infringement occurred.
This is offside because the red number 10 is in front of all of the defenders, leaving only the goalkeeper back which isn't enough players to play him onside. This position may have been forced by the defenders moving forward in what is called the offside trap.
Here we can see that the blue number 3 defender has fail to move up the field with rest of his defence and played the red number 9 onside. This is a classic example of where the offside trap fails
The offside rule exists to stop goal hanging, where a player stands next to the opposing teams goal keeper in the hope that someone can get the ball to him (probably using a long ball), so he can get it past the goal keeper. Which would make for a very boring game.
The red number 9 isn't beyond the blue 4 defender but is offside because the goal keeper isn't back. This is one of those rare occasions where goal keeper is out of the goal (e.g. last minute of F.A. Cup final on a corner kick) and can't get back in time but if the attacking team play the ball as they normally would, then it would be offside because the offside rule requires two defenders to be in front the attacker and the goal keeper usually counts as a defender.
Why are linesmen (assistant referees) always calling offside when it isn't? Well believe it or not its not really their fault (unless the decision goes against you or your team), it's all to do with angles and line of sight. In the picture the purple line represents the linesman's line of sight which as you can see is at a slight angle, this line should be parallel with the goal line. So even though the red number 10 is being played onside by the blue defender it will be called offside. This is unfortunate but does happen from time to time.
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:54 pm
jimbo;539597 wrote: oi i'm a spurs fan , you do a hike you glory hunting wanna be , go on explain the off side rule you plastic mank :wah: :wah: No offence to you & Suzy Jimbo, i just wanna see the smirk wiped off the Chelski's face.
ps, why am i a plastic manc?
Soberano;539599 wrote: Just come back tomorrow after Rooney firmly smacks a 4th past the hapless Robinson and plant a great big smiley Abbey.:wah:You a red?
ps, why am i a plastic manc?
Soberano;539599 wrote: Just come back tomorrow after Rooney firmly smacks a 4th past the hapless Robinson and plant a great big smiley Abbey.:wah:You a red?
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:55 pm
abbey;539605 wrote: Well ya did ask!!
The Offside Rule and Offside Trap in Football(Soccer)
It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponentA player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponentsCommiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that positionNo Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kickInfringements/Sanctions
For any offside offence, the referee awards an indirect free kick to the opposing team to be taken from the place where the infringement occurred.
This is offside because the red number 10 is in front of all of the defenders, leaving only the goalkeeper back which isn't enough players to play him onside. This position may have been forced by the defenders moving forward in what is called the offside trap.
Here we can see that the blue number 3 defender has fail to move up the field with rest of his defence and played the red number 9 onside. This is a classic example of where the offside trap fails
The offside rule exists to stop goal hanging, where a player stands next to the opposing teams goal keeper in the hope that someone can get the ball to him (probably using a long ball), so he can get it past the goal keeper. Which would make for a very boring game.
The red number 9 isn't beyond the blue 4 defender but is offside because the goal keeper isn't back. This is one of those rare occasions where goal keeper is out of the goal (e.g. last minute of F.A. Cup final on a corner kick) and can't get back in time but if the attacking team play the ball as they normally would, then it would be offside because the offside rule requires two defenders to be in front the attacker and the goal keeper usually counts as a defender.
Why are linesmen (assistant referees) always calling offside when it isn't? Well believe it or not its not really their fault (unless the decision goes against you or your team), it's all to do with angles and line of sight. In the picture the purple line represents the linesman's line of sight which as you can see is at a slight angle, this line should be parallel with the goal line. So even though the red number 10 is being played onside by the blue defender it will be called offside. This is unfortunate but does happen from time to time.
:wah: :wah: i shoulda known ,typical mank knows nothing about football eats prawn sandwiches and has a plastic rule book so they can understand the game..... no more football talk from me or pinky will pop up singing the birdy song :wah: :wah:
The Offside Rule and Offside Trap in Football(Soccer)
It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponentA player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponentsCommiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that positionNo Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kickInfringements/Sanctions
For any offside offence, the referee awards an indirect free kick to the opposing team to be taken from the place where the infringement occurred.
This is offside because the red number 10 is in front of all of the defenders, leaving only the goalkeeper back which isn't enough players to play him onside. This position may have been forced by the defenders moving forward in what is called the offside trap.
Here we can see that the blue number 3 defender has fail to move up the field with rest of his defence and played the red number 9 onside. This is a classic example of where the offside trap fails
The offside rule exists to stop goal hanging, where a player stands next to the opposing teams goal keeper in the hope that someone can get the ball to him (probably using a long ball), so he can get it past the goal keeper. Which would make for a very boring game.
The red number 9 isn't beyond the blue 4 defender but is offside because the goal keeper isn't back. This is one of those rare occasions where goal keeper is out of the goal (e.g. last minute of F.A. Cup final on a corner kick) and can't get back in time but if the attacking team play the ball as they normally would, then it would be offside because the offside rule requires two defenders to be in front the attacker and the goal keeper usually counts as a defender.
Why are linesmen (assistant referees) always calling offside when it isn't? Well believe it or not its not really their fault (unless the decision goes against you or your team), it's all to do with angles and line of sight. In the picture the purple line represents the linesman's line of sight which as you can see is at a slight angle, this line should be parallel with the goal line. So even though the red number 10 is being played onside by the blue defender it will be called offside. This is unfortunate but does happen from time to time.
:wah: :wah: i shoulda known ,typical mank knows nothing about football eats prawn sandwiches and has a plastic rule book so they can understand the game..... no more football talk from me or pinky will pop up singing the birdy song :wah: :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:57 pm
jimbo;539612 wrote: : :wah: i shoulda known ,typical mank knows nothing about football eats prawn sandwiches and has a plastic rule book so they can understand the game..... no more football talk from me or pinky will pop up singing the birdy song :wah:Why am i a plastic manc
I'm born & bred up here and i bloody loath prawns!:wah:
I'm born & bred up here and i bloody loath prawns!:wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:04 pm
For over 40 years, and my son. My wife too, she just don't know it.Yet :wah:
Soberano;539617 wrote: abbey asked
For over 40 years, and my son. My wife too, she just don't know it.
YAAAAAy!
It's good to know i'm not alone.
I applied on Friday for a season ticket, i'm sick of losing out for big match tkts to the rest of the world!
Wish me luck and i'll send you the programmes.
Soberano;539617 wrote: abbey asked
For over 40 years, and my son. My wife too, she just don't know it.
YAAAAAy!
It's good to know i'm not alone.
I applied on Friday for a season ticket, i'm sick of losing out for big match tkts to the rest of the world!
Wish me luck and i'll send you the programmes.
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:07 pm
abbey;539619 wrote: Yet :wah:
YAAAAAy!
It's good to know i'm not alone.
I applied on Friday for a season ticket, i'm sick of losing out for big match tkts to the rest of the world!
Wish me luck and i'll send you the programmes.
boring
YAAAAAy!
It's good to know i'm not alone.
I applied on Friday for a season ticket, i'm sick of losing out for big match tkts to the rest of the world!
Wish me luck and i'll send you the programmes.
boring
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:08 pm
jimbo;539620 wrote: boringIf it bores you dont reply.
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:10 pm
abbey;539623 wrote: If it bores you dont reply.
that would be even more boring:wah: :wah:
that would be even more boring:wah: :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:10 pm
Soberano;539621 wrote: Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck, how many programmes do i get for that.:)For as many matches i go to, (note, season tkts dont include FA matches, robbing sods)
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:10 pm
jimbo;539626 wrote: that would be even more boring:wah: :wah: :p:p
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:11 pm
Soberano;539625 wrote: Boring is a word you must use a lot watching Spurs Jimbo.:wah:
only when we play arsenal mate , i'm getting well bored losing to them
:mad:
:wah:
only when we play arsenal mate , i'm getting well bored losing to them
:mad:
:wah:What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:13 pm
jimbo;539630 wrote: only when we play arsenal mate , i'm getting well bored losing to them
:mad: Wait till ya see Roonaaaaay & Ronny in action mate! :wah:
:mad:
Wait till ya see Roonaaaaay & Ronny in action mate! :wah:What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:16 pm
abbey;539634 wrote: Wait till ya see Roonaaaaay & Ronny in action mate! :wah:
what monkey head and the cheating winker, i cant wait:rolleyes:
jimbo stifles a bored yawn :wah: :wah:
what monkey head and the cheating winker, i cant wait:rolleyes:
jimbo stifles a bored yawn :wah: :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:23 pm
jimbo;539637 wrote: what monkey head and the cheating winker, i cant wait:rolleyes:
jimbo stifles a bored yawn :wah: :wah:Makes a change from fat b*****d and w****r :wah:
jimbo stifles a bored yawn :wah: :wah:Makes a change from fat b*****d and w****r :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:24 pm
Are y ok Jimbo? If you need a hand Red baiting, give us a shout....
Hi! Soberano, welcome. Whereabouts in Devon are you, I lived in Plymouth for a good few years.....That's why I occasionally say"Aalwroight moi Luvvverr" for no apparent reason.....
Hi! Soberano, welcome. Whereabouts in Devon are you, I lived in Plymouth for a good few years.....That's why I occasionally say"Aalwroight moi Luvvverr" for no apparent reason.....
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:30 pm
Soberano;539648 wrote: Ahem, i am not watching the telly tonight, i think i will watch some sport tomorrow.
You can stop singing now please.
That's good cos i just saw ant or dec (never cold figure out which was which) picking his nose at the newc v fulham on motd. :yh_sick
They got stuffed btw, newc not ant & dec.
You can stop singing now please.
That's good cos i just saw ant or dec (never cold figure out which was which) picking his nose at the newc v fulham on motd. :yh_sick
They got stuffed btw, newc not ant & dec.
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:32 pm
dubs;539647 wrote: Are y ok Jimbo? If you need a hand Red baiting, give us a shout....
Hi! Soberano, welcome. Whereabouts in Devon are you, I lived in Plymouth for a good few years.....That's why I occasionally say"Aalwroight moi Luvvverr" for no apparent reason.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
We get enough from the villans!
Hi! Soberano, welcome. Whereabouts in Devon are you, I lived in Plymouth for a good few years.....That's why I occasionally say"Aalwroight moi Luvvverr" for no apparent reason.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
We get enough from the villans!
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:39 pm
Soberano;539675 wrote: The easiest way to recognise them is Ant always stands on the left of Dec, sad really. If i mention football Pinky will start singing so i suppose it is alright to mention the Fulham Newcastle game.:wah:That made me laugh out out loud. :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:43 pm
Soberano;539656 wrote: Hi dubs, i am in Plymouth now. Always cold and wet, nice weather apart from that.
Cant beat it in the summer though mate, I used to live two minutes walk from Devils Point..
Cant beat it in the summer though mate, I used to live two minutes walk from Devils Point..
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:57 pm
Soberano;539694 wrote: We have a nice view out to sea, we can see the Eddystone light house and the River Plym, when the weather allows that is.
Sounds nice but i bet you'd like to swap it for a day to be walking down the warwick road to matt busby way in a sea of red on a sat afternoon, to the cries of red issue and anyone wanna ticket? (sigh)
Sounds nice but i bet you'd like to swap it for a day to be walking down the warwick road to matt busby way in a sea of red on a sat afternoon, to the cries of red issue and anyone wanna ticket? (sigh)
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:58 pm
abbey;539702 wrote: Sounds nice but i bet you'd like to swap it for a day to be walking down the warwick road to matt busby way in a sea of red on a sat afternoon, to the cries of red issue and anyone wanna ticket? (sigh)
very boring
very boring
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:08 pm
Soberano;539717 wrote: Too right abbey.
Me thinks Jimbo is just an itsy bitsy jealous.:p
LMAO :wah: :wah:
Me thinks Jimbo is just an itsy bitsy jealous.:p
LMAO :wah: :wah:
What are you watching on the TV tonight ?
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:15 pm
jimbo;539705 wrote: very boring
SuzyB;539723 wrote: LMAO
SuzyB;539723 wrote: LMAO