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Two rotweillers are sitting on the pub floor, by their owner's feet.

"My bark can clear a pub in less than a minute."

"Poppycock!" Retorts the other. "I don't waste time barking. Just one snarl and a display of my size 9 teeth,and people know I mean business!

"You're both for the scrapheap!" Cackles a parrot, sitting on a perch. "I'm the big noise around here, now. I can clear a put in eight seconds."

The two dogs howl with laughter.

"Eight hours more like it!"

The parrot winks

"Want some fun? See that fire exit over there? Keep watching...AAHCHOO! AAHCHOO! AAHCHOO!

I had 2 Rotties die of lymphoma before they were 5 - must have been NM inbred. The third one died from eating Hyacynth bulbs at 4 months.

Beautiful dogs with such good natures.....I miss them........ Jayd, Cleo and Dusty.