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Galbally,

You've been going on about your smilie problem for ages. Just write the BB code by hand.

Tell us which ones you want and we'll tell you how to write them. Variably, if you see one you like hit "quote" and look at the code in the quoted bit.

For example. If you quote this post you will see ": D" (without the space) It turns into green grinning dude.

If you want laughing dude you write ": wah :" without the spaces. Let us help you.

You know, they never have fixed that the smilies move around at times. There are some days in the same spots, and other days could be anywhere.

chonsigirl;554207 wrote: You know, they never have fixed that the smilies move around at times. There are some days in the same spots, and other days could be anywhere.


I thought that was just me.

You have no idea how helpful that was. :yh_sweat

koan;554203 wrote:

You've been going on about your smilie problem for ages. Just write the BB code by hand.

Tell us which ones you want and we'll tell you how to write them. Variably, if you see one you like hit "quote" and look at the code in the quoted bit.

For example. If you quote this post you will see ": D" (without the space) It turns into green grinning dude.

If you want laughing dude you write ": wah :" without the spaces. Let us help you.


But I like whining, I am a man BH675, (sorry I mean koan), its my god given right to not fix my problems and then whine about it, is it not. :wah: :wah:

Anyway as you can see, I fixed it. SO THERE! :p

chonsigirl;554207 wrote: You know, they never have fixed that the smilies move around at times. There are some days in the same spots, and other days could be anywhere.


This is true.

Galbally;554213 wrote: But I like whining, I am a man BH675, (sorry I mean koan), its my god given right to not fix my problems and then whine about it, is it not. :wah: :wah:

Anyway as you can see, I fixed it. SO THERE! :p


Well,... come up with another problem to whine about so I can chastise you for that next.

koan;554219 wrote: Well,... come up with another problem to whine about so I can chastise you for that next.


Will do. Having a think about it now.

Galbally;554243 wrote: Will do. Having a think about it now.


In the meantime...

I'll change the title to The Whining Thread so everyone can get it out of their system.

koan;554247 wrote: In the meantime...

I'll change the title to The Whining Thread so everyone can get it out of their system.


Good idea, the miserable, moaning b*stards. :wah:

I hate when I take black clothes out of the drier and they have white washing powder stuck to them.

koan;554264 wrote: I hate when I take black clothes out of the drier and they have white washing powder stuck to them.


Quite.

I hate it when I forget how hot glass dishes get in the microwave and burn my hands (like I did last night) :-5

ouch... use aloe vera

I hate when I take a sip of coffee and figure out too late that it's cold.

koan;554277 wrote: ouch... use aloe vera

I hate when I take a sip of coffee and figure out too late that it's cold.


I LOVE COLD COFFEE, stop whining, softy. :wah: :wah:

OK, pay up!!

Galbally;554296 wrote: I LOVE COLD COFFEE, stop whining, softy. :wah: :wah:


I hate cold coffee

but I love iced coffee :-4

koan;554264 wrote: I hate when I take black clothes out of the drier and they have white washing powder stuck to them.


I hate it when df's left a tissue in his pocket and all the clothes have miniscule tissue blobs stuck to them for years

Oh gosh, red..the dreaded tissue. And it just takes one tiny little tissue too. :-5

Red;554306 wrote: I hate it when df's left a tissue in his pocket and all the clothes have miniscule tissue blobs stuck to them for years


That is SO annoying!! :-5

Marie5656;554309 wrote: Oh gosh, red..the dreaded tissue. And it just takes one tiny little tissue too. :-5


im sure that the smaller the tissue the more tissue blobs there are

I hate it when coffee makers suddenly die.

There should be a red flag that slowly raises when death is imminent.

I hate the tiny bathrooms on airplanes. And the screaming babies.

cherandbuster;554344 wrote: I hate the tiny bathrooms on airplanes. And the screaming babies.


i hate the fact im never on an aeroplane going anywhere

cherandbuster;554344 wrote: I hate the tiny bathrooms on airplanes. And the screaming babies.


What about screaming babies inside the tiny bathrooms????

I hate it when they hand you your change in a shop and put the coins on top of the note, especially devious when they can see your other hand is busy

I hate when you go to buy a new coffeemaker and look all over the store and can't find one then notice one area where they are redoing the shelves and ask the person if they sell coffeemakers and the person says "No.... just these ones" and you find out the coffeemakers are on the ground behind her and she doesn't offer to let you see them then doesn't know how much they are and you have to go push your way in and get them yourself and she still doesn't realise that "No" was the wrong answer.

koan;554364 wrote: I hate when you go to buy a new coffeemaker and look all over the store and can't find one then notice one area where they are redoing the shelves and ask the person if they sell coffeemakers and the person says "No.... just these ones" and you find out the coffeemakers are on the ground behind her and she doesn't offer to let you see them then doesn't know how much they are and you have to go push your way in and get them yourself and she still doesn't realise that "No" was the wrong answer.


:wah: :wah:

for koan

Just to **** her off I bought a kettle instead.

koan;554370 wrote: Just to **** her off I bought a kettle instead.


:wah: oh i bet your on her hitlist now

Here's the ending of the story if I had anger management issues:

So I bought a kettle instead just to **** her off and I took it through the customer service desk so I could complain about the crappy salespeople they have on the floor and told her the whole story about how they didn't have any coffemakers that were sitting on the damn floor and that now I'm buying a $10 kettle and they lost the other 10 I would have spent if the girl had been entirely more helpful then pointing my finger said "and don't think I'll be buying any coffeemakers from here in the near future" then stormed out but the cheeky service rep gave me a bag with a hole in it and now I need a coffeemaker and have to find a buyer for a brand new kettle that's only been dropped once.

Since we are on a coffee kick, I hate it when at Starbucks, the person behind you gets their drink before you get yours!:-5

I hate at roundabouts when people won't indicate what they are going to do.

I hate that at parties people always ask you what you do before any other question.

I hate that we won't spend 8 billion dollars to investigate the nature of the world, but 290 billion is going to be blown from now to September on a mental war.

I hate that the parking ticket machines never work.

I hate grumpy men going on rants.

Thats enough for now. :wah: :wah: :wah:



I do love smilies though. :-4

Pinky;554409 wrote: :wah:

Grumpy men? Where? :yh_whistl


Oh its alright pinks, I am calming down again, it must be the time of year, also it was Chinese new year yesterday, and I am a metal pig, so its all looking up for me now again! Cool heh? :wah:

koan;554382 wrote: Here's the ending of the story if I had anger management issues:

So I bought a kettle instead just to **** her off and I took it through the customer service desk so I could complain about the crappy salespeople they have on the floor and told her the whole story about how they didn't have any coffemakers that were sitting on the damn floor and that now I'm buying a $10 kettle and they lost the other 10 I would have spent if the girl had been entirely more helpful then pointing my finger said "and don't think I'll be buying any coffeemakers from here in the near future" then stormed out but the cheeky service rep gave me a bag with a hole in it and now I need a coffeemaker and have to find a buyer for a brand new kettle that's only been dropped once.


i seem to overuse my chortling smiley with your posts but cant help it :wah:

ah your a shopworkers dream customer koan

That sounds like a good name for a rock band.

MetaL PiG

I hate it when certain members make us think they have a really neat surprise and then they don't. Makes me want to stalk.

I hate it when the car in front of me takes an unexpected left turn and has NO break lights and NO directional signals

I should have rammed right into him :-5

I hate it when people tar and feather me. God I hate that. :-5

Nomad;554698 wrote: I hate it when people tar and feather me. God I hate that. :-5


You must be used to it though?

Chookie;554701 wrote: You must be used to it though?






You would think but no, you never get used to that !

I hate it when the seam in the toe of my sock turns sideways and I walk on the seam on the ball of my foot all day.

Wait. That sounds confusing.

I hate it when the seam in the toe of my sock turns sideways and I have to walk on the seam with the ball of my foot.

Wait. That's still not right. Is it?

I hate when the toe seam on my sock gets crooked and annoys the ball of my foot and my toes keep trying to rearrange it.

Wait.

How did you say to fix those smilies? (INSERT CONFUSED SMILIE HERE)

911;554703 wrote: I hate it when the seam in the toe of my sock turns sideways and I walk on the seam on the ball of my foot all day.

Wait. That sounds confusing.

I hate it when the seam in the toe of my sock turns sideways and I have to walk on the seam with the ball of my foot.

Wait. That's still not right. Is it?

I hate when the toe seam on my sock gets crooked and annoys the ball of my foot and my toes keep trying to rearrange it.

Wait.

How did you say to fix those smilies? (INSERT CONFUSED SMILIE HERE)

[/HTML]Nomad;554702 wrote: You would think but no, you never get used to that !


Use kerosene, it's good for loosening up that tar

And then you can light yourself on fire and make small children scream and run!



LOOKY, I did it!! I did it! A smilie--a real smilie!!!

Red;554707 wrote:




And here I was just pleased I got one smilie to work and yours are jumping around just taunting me

911;554712 wrote: And here I was just pleased I got one smilie to work and yours are jumping around just taunting me


my smilies are very hyperactive 911! i only let them out occassionally

You want a smiley?