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in my right hand fantastic i'm holding something big and round that will bring me joy for the rest of the day, thats right the rolled up newspaper ,with the headlines that arsenal are out of the fa cup yeesss:-6





but on the other hand stitches , i put my hand through a 6 mm ply board a couple of weeks ago ,the board snapped as i bent it and the splinters dug very deep into my meat of my hand next to the little finger ,I got home Sue dug them out quite big but not big enough to cause the amount of pain i was in,when i cut my self before i have just got a needle and cotton and sewed myself up i'm not a wuss when it comes to pain .. though i do admit anything sad i cry like a baby ,but back to my tale of woe ,i felt like a wuss all that pain and blood for them .about a week later my hand started to hurt again i pushed deep into the meat of my hand and i could feel it about 15mm 3/4 inch long and the thickness of a matchstick (not that soberano)it was the splinter ,i got a stanly knife and tried to cut it out ,no good i even got sue to try even she could not get the knife through the flesh so last night i went to hospital ,they got these shears and just cut it out ,ok never hurt much at all ,i did have a pain killing injection ,but the they injected 3 loads of this brown stuff OMG my hand is now twice the size of the other one and it feels like its been put on a rock and smashed with a hammer , i was told it had started to get infected and i could of lost my hand if i'd left it much longer ... why do guys hate doctors so much , i made it ten times worse by not going and now i cant even drive safely ..... doh .... doh ....doh all for the sake of a bliddy splinter...doh :-5 :-5

Hope your doing okay jimbo! It's not only guys who hate doctors. I went yesterday, and I really enjoyed having my doctors hands all over me. Not!!!

Soberano;564409 wrote: I hate going to the doc but only because of the inconvenience of it all, book an appointment, queue up and sit with a load of sick people with their woosie sneezes. In fact the last time i went the doc said "Hello i haven't seen you for a long time" I replied "No, I've been ill".


:wah: :wah:



how come docs are never ill yet they see really sick people all the time ,you would think they would catch loads of stuff





maybe they keep all the really good meds for themselves ...:sneaky:

I have seen my doc sick before. He is always sick in the head. haha

Soberano;564422 wrote: I have outlived two of mine and i'm only 50. They should have gone to a doctor.




:wah: :wah:

Jimbo, how come guys will not go to a doctor if they are really bad? Are guys afraid of doctors? I just can not figure this out. I have alot of guy friends, and when they are sick they ask me what they should do, if I think they are sick enough, I tell them to go to there doctor. But, they will not, until too late. One of them had the flu very bad, had to be put in hospital, if he listened to me, would have had only meds. So, why are guys afraid of doctors?

Well I hope you've learned a lesson Jimbo, you plonker!



Anyway, you can't risk loosing at hand, your typing and spelling will deteriorate!!!:sneaky: :-4

yikes Jimbo!

aseptic,aseptic,aseptic, always!!!!!!!!!!

Tater Tazz;564431 wrote: Jimbo, how come guys will not go to a doctor if they are really bad? Are guys afraid of doctors? I just can not figure this out. I have alot of guy friends, and when they are sick they ask me what they should do, if I think they are sick enough, I tell them to go to there doctor. But, they will not, until too late. One of them had the flu very bad, had to be put in hospital, if he listened to me, would have had only meds. So, why are guys afraid of doctors?






guys







talking =failure



going to docs =weakness and failure



having emotion=weakness, failure and lack of logic





asking for directions all of the above and gay tendencies





i er know where i'm going and i feel well ok :-2 :-2

My fear of Doctors started at an early age. The very first time I was in Hospital, they picked me up by my feet, and slapped my Arse!!........

dubs;564540 wrote: My fear of Doctors started at an early age. The very first time I was in Hospital, they picked me up by my feet, and slapped my Arse!!........


they did that to when soberano's son was born ,soberano's wife said stop hitting my husband :wah:

Doctors are useful to

a) tell you what is wrong

b) stop you from dying in emergencies

Other than that, I'll fix it myself, thank you.

I've had more problems from side effects from pharmaceuticals than I've had causes to take them. Learn how to use herbs.

koan;564602 wrote: Doctors are useful to

a) tell you what is wrong

b) stop you from dying in emergencies



Other than that, I'll fix it myself, thank you.

I've had more problems from side effects from pharmaceuticals than I've had causes to take them. Learn how to use herbs.




why not to buy square tablets ....... its the side effects ....:wah: :wah:

:-4 :yh_hugs

Glad you are okay!!:-4

What were you doing punching a piece of plywood, anyway, jimbo?

Haven't graduated to bricks yet?

koan;564678 wrote: What were you doing punching a piece of plywood, anyway, jimbo?

Haven't graduated to bricks yet?




i was bending it to fit in the back of the van ,when it snapped

jimbo;564682 wrote: i was bending it to fit in the back of the van ,when it snapped


a likely story. :rolleyes:

WonderWendy3;564673 wrote: :-4 :yh_hugs



Glad you are okay!!:-4




thanks w w :-6

spot's pretty handy.

If you lose yours he can make you one out of cardboard.

Tater Tazz;564431 wrote: Jimbo, how come guys will not go to a doctor if they are really bad? Are guys afraid of doctors? I just can not figure this out. I have alot of guy friends, and when they are sick they ask me what they should do, if I think they are sick enough, I tell them to go to there doctor. But, they will not, until too late. One of them had the flu very bad, had to be put in hospital, if he listened to me, would have had only meds. So, why are guys afraid of doctors?
We are afraid they will find something wrong. This thread amazes me. I haven't been to the doctor for about 15 years. Last night I told my wife too book me an appointment for a full physical. For some reason just figured it was time.

YZGI;564704 wrote: We are afraid they will find something wrong. This thread amazes me. I haven't been to the doctor for about 15 years. Last night I told my wife too book me an appointment for a full physical. For some reason just figured it was time.


hey wisey ,how did you get on at the docs ,i had to go back to hospital last night my whole arm is infected ...i got it in a sling i look like a teapot :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Soberano;565685 wrote: You were never going to get a sheet of ply in the back of that van Jimbo.




mate you are too funny its a crying that no one else will get the joke :wah: :wah:

jimbo;565678 wrote: hey wisey ,how did you get on at the docs ,i had to go back to hospital last night my whole arm is infected ...i got it in a sling i look like a teapot :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Appointment is not until Monday. I figure I will be told to quit drinking,smoking and pi**ing off British people. I'll see what I can do.

YZGI;565697 wrote: Appointment is not until Monday. I figure I will be told to quit drinking,smoking and pi**ing off British people. I'll see what I can do.




buddy i'm not brittish i'm english you sure as hell dont **** me off you carry on :wah: :wah:

jimbo;565699 wrote: buddy i'm not brittish i'm english you sure as hell dont **** me off you carry on :wah: :wah:
Okay, stupid question here. What is the difference between be British and English?

YZGI;565703 wrote: Okay, stupid question here. What is the difference between be British and English?




buddy english means born in england buddy





bollocks ,hospital just rang i have to go into hospital ... not good they dont normally do that do they





wisey ... you dont know if there is a hook going cheap do you





ok logging out wish me luck :rolleyes:

jimbo;565706 wrote: buddy english means born in england buddy





bollocks ,hospital just rang i have to go into hospital ... not good they dont normally do that do they





wisey ... you dont know if there is a hook going cheap do you





ok logging out wish me luck :rolleyes:
I guess I should have said pi**ing off people with accents. But then I would have to leave the Texans alone and thats a tall order.



Good luch at the hospital jimbo.

YZGI;565720 wrote: I guess I should have said pi**ing off people with accents. But then I would have to leave the Texans alone and thats a tall order.



Good luch at the hospital jimbo.


i'm back ,i still have my hand got to keep it up for a week:sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;565748 wrote: i'm back ,i still have my hand got to keep it up for a week:sneaky: :sneaky:


At least you are well trained at typing one handed.

Soberano;565766 wrote: If you do lose the arm Jimbo you could play in this years pantomime at the Theatre Royal in the production of Treasure Island.

You don't mind having a leg lopped off as well do you?:wah:


yeah why not i feel like i have a bliddy parrot om my shoulder all ready:wah: :wah:

What you got your hand up for Jim? You don't have to ask when you wanna go WeeWees ya know........:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ......Crack meself up!

jimbo;564399 wrote: in my right hand fantastic i'm holding something big and round that will bring me joy for the rest of the day, thats right the rolled up newspaper ,with the headlines that arsenal are out of the fa cup yeesss:-6
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY:yh_loser



but on the other hand stitches , i put my hand through a 6 mm ply board a couple of weeks agodoh :-5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW:yh_hugs

update , I went to the docs as the hand is still painfull he says I have a deep wound infection and has given me these huge camel sized pills to swallow enough to last two weeks then I have to go back ,he feels i need another op to get other bits out of it :-5 :-5





on a lighter note ,this doctor is one of the three that thinks i'm nuts and wants to put me on happy pills ,he was talking about his friend the wound specialist guy that is the one that is going to do mine if it dont clear up , now my doc looks very gay and he told me there is nothing to worry about as his friend is very good at hand jobs ... i just went to pieces i was crying with laughter he just looked at me well like i was.....nuts doh doh :wah:

jimbo;571740 wrote: update , I went to the docs as the hand is still painfull he says I have a deep wound infection and has given me these huge camel sized pills to swallow enough to last two weeks then I have to go back ,he feels i need another op to get other bits out of it :-5 :-5





on a lighter note ,this doctor is one of the three that thinks i'm nuts and wants to put me on happy pills ,he was talking about his friend the wound specialist guy that is the one that is going to do mine if it dont clear up , now my doc looks very gay and he told me there is nothing to worry about as his friend is very good at hand jobs ... i just went to pieces i was crying with laughter he just looked at me well like i was.....nuts doh doh :wah:
Sounds like you will get your hand fixed and a happy ending.

YZGI;571762 wrote: Sounds like you will get your hand fixed and a happy ending.


thanksbuddy it should be ok , but i'm hoping its all plain sailing i could do without a white knuckle ride :rolleyes: