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My friend came home the other day, and he had a really bad day at the hospital he works at. So, I remembered a show on tv I saw. So, I had a bikini on and put his favorite foods all over me and I think thats all I have to say.

foofoo stripper;566331 wrote: My friend came home the other day, and he had a really bad day at the hospital he works at. So, I remembered a show on tv I saw. So, I had a bikini on and put his favorite foods all over me and I think thats all I have to say.


Oh come on people, do you really think I would do that? It's a joke!

I do odd things all the time too many to remember , I some times leave the TV remote in the fridge its always the first place I look now :wah:

That is so funny!:wah: I left my car in drive one time.

foofoo stripper;566598 wrote: Oh come on people, do you really think I would do that? It's a joke!
Well I've done it a few times. Always with rice pudding for some reason

Uncle Kram;566614 wrote: Well I've done it a few times. Always with rice pudding for some reason


Was that sticky?

foofoo stripper;566618 wrote: Was that sticky?


I can't really remember, I must be suffering from Ambrosia

Uncle Kram;566625 wrote: I can't really remember, I must be suffering from Ambrosia


:wah: :wah:

Uncle Kram;566625 wrote: I can't really remember, I must be suffering from Ambrosia




creamed :yh_worshp :yh_worshp :yh_worshp

hahahaha

i once had to meet a guy from the states at the airport , he kn ows me too well, he said please dont do anything to show me up he said i'm bringing my girlfriend , who is so straight ,she has no sense of humour jim its a very big no no ok ..... mwaaaooohhh mwaaaaooooh kicked in .. i met him in full scuba gear wet suite flippers snorkel the whole works ... he got off the plane with a blond stunner ,very bitchy ,right up herself .but too late i just knew i'd done a wrong un ,he looked at me in the wet suite and flippers walked past ,he did not recognize me kept walking i followed to the other side of the airport ,he turned round walked back past me walked about 20 feet stopped dead the penny dropped .... he turned round looked and his face said it all ... he walked up ... really slowly ... got in front of me and pulled the face mask off .. i gave him a big kiss and he collapsed in hysterics ... his girlfriend ... just stood there stone faced .. then getting in my work van for the lift to windsor to their hotel didnt lighten her mood none either

jimbo;566653 wrote: i once had to meet a guy from the states at the airport , he kn ows me too well, he said please dont do anything to show me up he said i'm bringing my girlfriend , who is so straight ,she has no sense of humour jim its a very big no no ok ..... mwaaaooohhh mwaaaaooooh kicked in .. i met him in full scuba gear wet suite flippers snorkel the whole works ... he got off the plane with a blond stunner ,very bitchy ,right up herself .but too late i just knew i'd done a wrong un ,he looked at me in the wet suite and flippers walked past ,he did not recognize me kept walking i followed to the other side of the airport ,he turned round walked back past me walked about 20 feet stopped dead the penny dropped .... he turned round looked and his face said it all ... he walked up ... really slowly ... got in front of me and pulled the face mask off .. i gave him a big kiss and he collapsed in hysterics ... his girlfriend ... just stood there stone faced .. then getting in my work van for the lift to windsor to their hotel didnt lighten her mood none either


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Are you sure you aren't a decendent of Benny Hill??

Did you really do that...too funny!!:wah:

I dressed up as a clown for a daughter of a friend of mines' sweet 16 party at Pizza Hut...

yes i did ,but my friend had a crap holiday ,his girlfriend was horrible they went back and broke up he was heartbroken his ex has had 3 broken marriages ,while my friend met some one very nice not as pretty but really lovelly they have two kids and are the most sickeningly happy couple i've ever known both my friend and his wife have both thanked me ... for being a jack ass

jimbo;566882 wrote: yes i did ,but my friend had a crap holiday ,his girlfriend was horrible they went back and broke up he was heartbroken his ex has had 3 broken marriages ,while my friend met some one very nice not as pretty but really lovelly they have two kids and are the most sickeningly happy couple i've ever known both my friend and his wife have both thanked me ... for being a jack ass


That's awesome that you being a jack-ass paid off!!:wah:

Honestly, I would've loved it!!:)

funny jimbo!:wah:

What is one of the oddest things you have ever done?



:wah:

Nomad;567420 wrote: What is one of the oddest things you have ever done?



:wah:


I see you did not post anything nomad, did you ever do anything odd? If not, good for you.

jimbo;566653 wrote: i once had to meet a guy from the states at the airport , he kn ows me too well, he said please dont do anything to show me up he said i'm bringing my girlfriend , who is so straight ,she has no sense of humour jim its a very big no no ok ..... mwaaaooohhh mwaaaaooooh kicked in .. i met him in full scuba gear wet suite flippers snorkel the whole works ... he got off the plane with a blond stunner ,very bitchy ,right up herself .but too late i just knew i'd done a wrong un ,he looked at me in the wet suite and flippers walked past ,he did not recognize me kept walking i followed to the other side of the airport ,he turned round walked back past me walked about 20 feet stopped dead the penny dropped .... he turned round looked and his face said it all ... he walked up ... really slowly ... got in front of me and pulled the face mask off .. i gave him a big kiss and he collapsed in hysterics ... his girlfriend ... just stood there stone faced .. then getting in my work van for the lift to windsor to their hotel didnt lighten her mood none either


OMG!!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl you're a nutter!!!

foofoo stripper;567474 wrote: I see you did not post anything nomad, did you ever do anything odd? If not, good for you.




A better question would have been when is the last time you didnt do something odd ?

lol:wah:

I once had a piece of corn stuck in my teeth at an inopportune time and I had no floss or toothbrush at hand so I pulled out a few strands of my hair and flossed with it. Call me resourceful.

[Not odd but embarrassing eating a bit of toffee one time and it stuck to both my false teeth , had to take both sets out together to unstick them , I was on a coach at the time

Scooping trifle out of a bowl with breadsticks to eat.



I was drunk, not surprisingly!!

one of the oddest things i've ever done is sent some one a daddy long legs in the mail :sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;568573 wrote: one of the oddest things i've ever done is sent some one a daddy long legs in the mail :sneaky: :sneaky:


:eek:



Right, that's it, never opening post ever again!!

BTW, Jimbo, it's not just strangers you annoy!!!!! xxxxx

Imladris;568576 wrote:



Right, that's it, never opening post ever again!!



BTW, Jimbo, it's not just strangers you annoy!!!!! xxxxxmwaaaaaoooooohhh mwaaaaoooohhh:D

Uncle Fester;568555 wrote: [Not odd but embarrassing eating a bit of toffee one time and it stuck to both my false teeth , had to take both sets out together to unstick them , I was on a coach at the time :wah: :wah: :wah:

back in my college days at a party in residence I embarked upon a magic marker war with a classmate... yes bad enough I was drunk when my dad picked me up, but had all kinds of permanant maker slashes all over my arms and face. Dad simply asked why? I of course had no reply.

Next day at school my classmate and I were royally laughed at, but he caught it the worst as apparently in the foray I had given him a black eye.

After waiting at the checkout in Halfords for ages, with no sign of any staff in the store to come and serve me, I grabbed the microphone off the till and started making bizzare and random customer announcements, much to the amusement of my mate, until someone came to see what the hell was going on