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Night before last I was slicing up some cucumbers for a salad when my 3 yr old comes in and asks me for a piece. So I hand her a piece and she replies

" I like cucumbers, they make you s***"

Floored me, had no idea where she picked that one up. But I think it was her granddad. Gonna have a talk with him tonight.

So what has your kid said to shock you?

When I was 5 I came home from school and my 2 year old brother was playing with his toy gun and told me to stick my hands up. I replied ' No Matthew, it's stick your *********g hands up'





Never been allowed to live that down:wah:

my 3 year old was sitting in my lap and out of nowhere he says "you have giant boobies!"

they're not but I guess to him they look big.....

When my oldest son was about 4 yr old. He said, Dad how come your thingy is bigger than mine? I said, Don't worry yours will get bigger when you get older. He said, Okay but I dont want all that hairy stuff around mine.:wah: