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I made burritos today, and my computer is covered in chilies, beans, guacamole, and tortilla, they are lovely, however, my wrapping skills are only of the most basic kind, can anyone provide clear, written instructions on how to wrap the perfect burrito???

Fold up the bottom flap first.

side over, bottom up, other side over. That way the bottom is closed. :-6

yea how Sunny described! Then wrap a napkin around the bottom while eating to help stop and juice leakage.

Hire a Mexican too do it.

Yeah! Wrap yer gums around it, and sod the mess!....

with a blanket if its really cold?

go with the Texans, we know what we're talking about!

YZGI;569718 wrote: Hire a Mexican too do it.


so racist. Who had the PC stick last?? :rolleyes: :wah:

YZGI;569718 wrote: Hire a Mexican too do it.
Exactly, who would know better?

sunny104;569734 wrote: so racist. Who had the PC stick last?? :rolleyes: :wah:


Me. (Whaps YZGI)

valerie;569740 wrote: Me. (Whaps YZGI)








poor YZGI! :-1

valerie;569740 wrote: Me. (Whaps YZGI)





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Okay. Its Mexican food. Who better to know how too make it? Just trying to give our Mexican friends a little cash paying job. No offense was intended. The best Mexican food I have ver had was prepared by Mexicans. Imagine that.

Now look, I didn't want this to turn into some kind of Spanish inquisition, I just wanted good Burrito advice, but thank you all. I think the initial suggestion of getting the bottom flap folded first makes sense to me, thats what I usually do, but then it pops out sometimes doesn't it????

So I like sunny's suggestion about doing the kinda double fold-over thing, like a card board box, that seems like a good idea to me, so I will give it a go. I have tried the not bothering thing, and just letting the food fall onto me lap, but its not a long-term solution is it??? I also can't hire a Mexican here, because there are only a couple of hundred of them in Ireland and they all have much better jobs to do here than folding bits of dough, they are like Ambassadors or Papal Nuncios or Playwrights or that over here, though perhaps Migel Ximenez Sanchez from down the road might show me some tricks if I buy him a couple of bottles of Corona. Hmmmnn?

Galbally;569749 wrote: Now look, I didn't want this to turn into some kind of Spanish inquisition, I just wanted good Burrito advice, but thank you all. I think the initial suggestion of getting the bottom flap folded first makes sense to me, thats what I usually do, but then it pops out sometimes doesn't it????

So I like sunny's suggestion about doing the kinda double fold-over thing, like a card board box, that seems like a good idea to me, so I will give it a go. I have tried the not bothering thing, and just letting the food fall onto me lap, but its not a long-term solution is it??? I also can't hire a Mexican here, because there are only a couple of hundred of them in Ireland and they all have much better jobs to do here than folding bits of dough, they are like Ambassadors or Papal Nuncios or Playwrights or that over here, though perhaps Migel Ximenez Sanchez from down the road might show me some tricks if I buy him a couple of bottles of Corona. Hmmmnn?


that's how they do it here, it works! :-6

YZGI;569747 wrote: Okay. Its Mexican food. Who better to know how too make it? Just trying to give our Mexican friends a little cash paying job. No offense was intended. The best Mexican food I have ver had was prepared by Mexicans. Imagine that.


yep. One of the many great things about living in Texas is the authentic mexican food! :yh_drool :yh_drool

sunny104;569755 wrote: that's how they do it here, it works! :-6


You see, this is where the internet is priceless, I would be all week trying to find an Irish person who had the faintest idea about how to wrap a burrito, but now I have a good idea, straight from California, great! :guitarist

Galbally;569760 wrote: You see, this is where the internet is priceless, I would be all week trying to find an Irish person who had the faintest idea about how to wrap a burrito, but now I have a good idea, straight from California, great! :guitarist


ahem.

TEXAS

PS I thought we were picking on all the PC crap. There's no need for anyone to get their knickers in a twist. :-6

I'm just sayin'..................:-3

sunny104;569766 wrote: PS I thought we were picking on all the PC crap. There's no need for anyone to get their knickers in a twist. :-6



I'm just sayin'..................:-3
We were I was just having more fun with it.

sunny104;569764 wrote: ahem.

TEXAS




Yes, sorry, I know, someone told me I live in the UK again today, sorry Texas, you are totally not California and stuff, like,.................. whatever. :wah:



GO TEXAS!, (take George W. back though, for gawds sake).

Galbally;569770 wrote: Yes, sorry, I know, someone told me I live in the UK again today, sorry Texas, you are totally not California and stuff, like,.................. whatever. :wah:







GO TEXAS!, (take George W. back though, for gawds sake).
:wah: :wah: Good one Gally

AHEM...



Sunny has the right method, this California Girl would only add...

don't put too much filling in. And sometimes a little moisture

helps the flaps stick together.



Too much and then your flap flies out. At least, that's been my

experience.



Make TWO burritos with the filling for ONE!!

valerie;569773 wrote: AHEM...



Sunny has the right method, this California Girl would only add...

don't put too much filling in. And sometimes a little moisture

helps the flaps stick together.



Too much and then your flap flies out. At least, that's been my

experience.



Make TWO burritos with the filling for ONE!!






Erm, are you actually talking about food, or should we leave this discussion till later? (ahem).

YZGI;569769 wrote: We were I was just having more fun with it.


well I know you're cool! :-4

now go make me a burrito, I'm worn out from this morning!! :sneaky:

sunny104;569778 wrote: well I know you're cool! :-4



now go make me a burrito, I'm worn out from this morning!! :sneaky:
Ummm Err thanks for the bullets but I better not shoot that gun.

valerie;569773 wrote: AHEM...



Sunny has the right method, this California Girl would only add...

don't put too much filling in. And sometimes a little moisture

helps the flaps stick together.



Too much and then your flap flies out. At least, that's been my

experience.



Make TWO burritos with the filling for ONE!!






psst. tell him to lick the sides so it'll stay together. let's see if he does it.....:yh_giggle

sunny104;569766 wrote: PS I thought we were picking on all the PC crap.


Yeah!! :-6

YZGI;569780 wrote: Ummm Err thanks for the bullets but I better not shoot that gun.


you forgot about our cave time already??

men! :yh_silent

sunny104;569782 wrote: psst. tell him to lick the sides so it'll stay together. let's see if he does it.....:yh_giggle


MOTHER OF GOD! Jeez, who could have believe a burrito thread would get so explicit so quickly! Hehe! Well, I have learned some new things here today I can tell you. :p

sunny104;569782 wrote: psst. tell him to lick the sides so it'll stay together. let's see if he does it.....:yh_giggle
The opposite has always been my experience.

YZGI;569789 wrote: The opposite has always been my experience.


:yh_rotfl



:rolleyes: Girls.

Goes pretty much like this GB.



Voila!

JacksDad;569796 wrote: Goes pretty much like this GB.



Voila!




That not food, thats drugs that is. :wah:





Seriously, you are under arrest. Come with me please.

sunny104;569782 wrote: psst. tell him to lick the sides so it'll stay together. let's see if he does it.....:yh_giggle


What's wrong with stapling it together?



Or duct tape?

Chookie;569907 wrote: What's wrong with stapling it together?



Or duct tape?


They get in your teeth?

Galbally;569788 wrote: MOTHER OF GOD! Jeez, who could have believe a burrito thread would get so explicit so quickly! Hehe! Well, I have learned some new things here today I can tell you. :p






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But I say, it's the women today

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It ain't me

It's the people that say

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But I say, it's the women today

Smarter than the man in every way



Chorus:

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Ever since the world began

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It ain't me

It's the people that say

Men are leading the women astray

But I say, it's the women today

Smarter than the man in every way



Chorus:

That's right

The women are smarter

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valerie;569931 wrote: Women Are Smarter Lyrics

Artist(Band):Grateful Dead



Let us put men and women together

See which one is smarter

Some say men, but I say no

Women run the men like a puppet show



It ain't me

It's the people that say

Men are leading the women astray

But I say, it's the women today

Smarter than the man in every way



Chorus:

That's right

The women are smarter

That's right

The women are smarter

That's right

The women are smarter

The women are smarter

That's right



Little boy sit on the corner and cry

Big man come and he asked him why

He said, "I can't do what the big boys do"

The man sat down and he cried too



It ain't me

It's the people that say

Men are leading the women astray

But I say, it's the women today

Smarter than the man in every way



Chorus:

That's right

The women are smarter

That's right

The women are smarter

That's right

The women are smarter

The women are smarter

That's right, that's right



Ever since the world began

Women been banned from the ways of man

Listen boy cuz I've got a plan

Give it up, don't try and understand



It ain't me

It's the people that say

Men are leading the women astray

But I say, it's the women today

Smarter than the man in every way



Chorus:

That's right

The women are smarter

That's right

The women are smarter

That's right

The women are smarter

The women are smarter

That's right




Yes quite, when it comes to making burritos, you win every time, you gals, or at least we let you think that anyway. :rolleyes:

I tend to think that the old James Brown song, "This is a man's world, but he wouldn't be nothing, without a woman or a girl" is probably a good summation of the situation. :-6

ok, wait, I'm pretty good at the burrito thing.

First you be careful not to over fill it.

Then you fold it in half and gently pull the top towards you until it is snug around the filling. Then you fold up the bottom to close it off and then roll it away from you.

koan;569936 wrote: ok, wait, I'm pretty good at the burrito thing.

First you be careful not to over fill it.

Then you fold it in half and gently pull the top towards you until it is snug around the filling. Then you fold up the bottom to close it off and then roll it away from you.


Good suggestions, but what stops the bottom flap from coming undone, Sunny 104 suggests that you fold one side, then the bottom, then the other side, like a cardboard box to secure the little bugger???

when you roll it away from you it traps the bottom flap inside

Ok just fold the darn tortilla in half and eat it like a taco...would be less complicated

koan;569958 wrote: when you roll it away from you it traps the bottom flap inside


Oh yes, I can see that this would work, very good, I shall try both methods and compare their utility in creating the worlds greatest taco ever made by an Irishman who isn't from Mexico or even been there, but like some of their nice food catagory. :wah:

Taco!

That's a whole other animal.

You don't fold those. They're crispy.

You have me hankering for a Chili Relleno.

Sheryl;569964 wrote: Ok just fold the darn tortilla in half and eat it like a taco...would be less complicated


But think of the social faux pas if the Mexican Ambassador ever comes to my house in Ireland for tea, and I can't make proper burritos only tacos, and anyway don't you have to fry the taco things as well?, thats getting complicated now, jaysus.

I would need to get the deep fat fryer out, and the Ambassador would be waiting in the hall in his sash getting annoyed, and sure I couldn't let him in the kitchen when the fryer was going cause of the greasiness, and he would have to wait out in the hall, because the Front Room is not hoovered and, then maybe the fryer wouldn't even do the taco shell properly (because I don't know how to do that either), and sure there would be all sorts of commotions and ructions, and the pope might get involved because we are all Catholics you know, and we have to do what he says (even if he is German), so thats very tricky, so I would just like to stick to burritos for this week. Thanks for the input in this highly charged and emotional FG debate though me dears.

koan;570045 wrote: Taco!

That's a whole other animal.

You don't fold those. They're crispy.


Do you fry them yourself, or can you buy them already crispy? I don't think I like them as much, and what about enchilladas? Whats the craic with them?

YZGI;570046 wrote: You have me hankering for a Chili Relleno.


What is that? It sounds nice anyway? But then most things sound appetizing in Spanish, or French, or Italian don't they? I mean potatoes in France are pomme du terre (sic), or "apples of the earth" how nice and civilized, we call em SPUDS, god help us! :wah:

Galbally;570064 wrote: What is that? It sounds nice anyway? But then most things sound appetizing in Spanish, or French, or Italian don't they? I mean potatoes in France are pomme du terre (sic), or "apples of the earth" how nice and civilized, we call em SPUDS, god help us! :wah:
It's a big Pablano pepper Stuffed with cheese and meat. Then breaded, deep fried, and smothered in a green chlli sauce. Heaven on a plate.

Galbally;570053 wrote: Do you fry them yourself, or can you buy them already crispy? I don't think I like them as much, and what about enchilladas? Whats the craic with them?


Taco shell

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