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When your significant other (or others) asks that question - no, not the do you love me one - the dangerous one.

The one which asks"Does my bum look big in this?"

Do you tell the truth?

Do you lie?

Do you pretend you didn't hear?

Do you refuse to incriminate yourself?

Do you head for the hills?

you should be honest!

I never lie!.....That's why I'm single.....

I would usually say at that point, "yes, you are right, it was General Pinochet all along", during the period of confusion I would slip out, and make sure I had a nice little pressie for her before I came back, and of course I would be all, "gosh you look so sexy today, what have you done to your hair, you eyes are so sparkly, you are the cutest, what a lucky man I am" when I came back. It usually still wouldn't work, and I would get beaten to within an inch of my life for being a smarm-ball, because you cannot win, they are the rules, but at least its inventive. :wah:

dubs;569737 wrote: I never lie!.....That's why I'm single.....




i always would lie if suzy's bum did in fact look big which it dont

I always say. Your ass always looks good to me. Then I cross myself and start doing hail Mary's. She usually laughs.

I'm with ya there wize.

My reply was always a smile and,"come here."

My boyfriend lies to me all the time and I LIKE it!!:D

WonderWendy3;569802 wrote: My boyfriend lies to me all the time and I LIKE it!!:D


OOHhh, Kinda naughty aint ya??? :rolleyes:

Soberano;569805 wrote: When wifey asks does my bum look big in this i just say "Do you mind i can't see the telly and you are blocking out the light"




:eek: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Galbally;569807 wrote: OOHhh, Kinda naughty aint ya??? :rolleyes:


ummm :p

jimbo;569781 wrote: i always would lie if suzy's bum did in fact look big which it dont


Good save mate!.....

I can't bug anybody, I have no butt.

I asked the hubby that once and his reply was "depends on your defination of big".

Sheryl;569827 wrote: I asked the hubby that once and his reply was "depends on your defination of big".


then the next time you saw him naked you could've explained your definition of small! :sneaky: :wah:

just kiddin'

:wah: I got him back don't worry!

I normally say

Yes But how can having more of you around be a bad thing?

No-but then i get accused of lying.

No-one of the things I like about you is you're built like an amazon.

So long as it's a good handful I don't care.

Compared to what?

or, Yes dear-(sometimes I get caught out and don't realise she was asking something that required me to think for myself.)