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we have always had those moments when you just wanted to open up the ground and jump in a hole, I was just talking to some one else about my brother, super geek oh my god ,as much as I am dumb he is clever computers model airplanes , train sets CB radios remote control airplanes , he actually memorises train time tables , he was a fully anorak-ed train spotter honest, I had just met Sue and she looked more like Jane Mansfield than Jane Mansfield on a good day ,Sue was going out with a male model and we were friends but I thought she liked me and wanted to meet some of my family I had no mum my dad i did not speak to my brother Casey she had met (R I P bruv )and he was a Micky taking drinking idiot like me ,Sue having two young kids was not too impressed then it hit me ,good old bible bashing Ned Flanders homer simpson's next door neighbour BROTHER Dan ,his idea of being bad was to ring up the talking clock and say poo then hang up ,so we went over to see Flanders , we went to see him and when he saw Sue his eyes come out on stalks ,Dans wife saw Sue massive boobs really fit buetifull ,and her hackles went up all she did was keep a beady eye on my brother,and then Flanders went into top gear ,oh no he said Sue do you like computers ??Sue being polite er yes , Flanders takes her into the spare room shows her the flight simulator of flying a Boeing 757 (i think) from GATWICK to some airport in Germany some where ,it takes 45 minutes just looking at a totally green screen with plane instruments on it that's it at exactly 44minutes 30 seconds of sue being bored sh1tless by Flanders Sue's little boy SAM pushed the abort button ,i thought great that's it Sue was getting peed off big time ,but oh no I was not allowing for Flanders he loaded it again and she had to endure another 45 minutes till Flanders could show her that in a real emergency if she was with him on a plane ,and something happened to the pilot he could save every one ,the whole day was a disaster but the next day I was round Sues house we were getting on and Flanders was the last thing on my mind the phone rings , Flanders had some how got her number rang her ,got a computer synthesized voice thing and on loud speaker played in a robot voice , Sue this is Danny's computer talking and i want to tell you that jimmy loves you very much ,Sue's face just said weirdo cheers Flanders , ANY GUY THAT HAS FALLEN FLAT ON HIS FACE TRYING TO IMPRESS A HOT BABE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW I FELT THEN :-5 :-5

that is so cute jimbo.....you must of impressed sue ...cause yall are still together.......:-4



either that or she thought she needed to rescue you :p