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Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:54 pm
by Marie5656
BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.
"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.
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Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:02 pm
by koan
I'd love a shot of the look on the wife's face when she found out what he was doing. :wah:
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:42 am
by cherandbuster
I read about this -- what a crazy man!
Imagine paying a mortgage on a house that no one can possibly live in.
I mean, really: was it worth it? :rolleyes:
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:41 am
by cars
cherandbuster;573757 wrote: I read about this -- what a crazy man!
Imagine paying a mortgage on a house that no one can possibly live in.
I mean, really: was it worth it? :rolleyes:
It must have been worth it to him cher, since he felt he was already getting the shaft. Also, he was just showing off his talents, "it's a guy thing"!

Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:42 am
by BH672
koan;573401 wrote: I'd love a shot of the look on the wife's face when she found out what he was doing. :wah:
I wonder if this comes close!
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:31 am
by chonsigirl
:wah:
The Scream!
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:52 pm
by Bryn Mawr
Flashbacks to Soloman cutting the baby in half?
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:44 am
by Madcow
That puts what he did to the car to shame really. I read in another publication that he tried to split the kids aswell but they out ran him.
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:36 am
by Bill Sikes
Bryn Mawr;574764 wrote: Flashbacks to Soloman cutting the baby in half?
But he didn't....
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:52 am
by Uncle Kram
My mate and his ex split the house 50/50. She got the inside and he got the outside.

Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:55 am
by Uncle Kram
Joking apart, my ex wants to move house now. She even asked me if I'd be interested in buying her house. I declined and said I didn't want to buy it a second time :rolleyes:
Interesting way to split assets in divorce
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:01 am
by Bill Sikes
magenta flame;605206 wrote: hhmm good point ,but he nearly did:D
FWIW:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?bo ... version=31
There must be other online resources...