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I lied....I'm making yet another thread...

What are the stupidest/tackiest/most loserly lines ever handed to you?

Mine:



"Ya got some nice ones there."

-some grabby drunk dude in a wheelchair at the beach



"You might as well help pick out my sheets, you're gonna be usin' 'em soon."



-said to me on the first AND ONLY date



:mad:

"Ill call ya" is still the crappiest line IMO

" I am a man, you are a woman" After a just met guy took me to a friend's flat and the friend left quickly. :-3

"I'll bet you couldn't do both of us."

RedGlitter, you mean that didnt make him irresistable

Thanksgiving is coming up would you lay accross my plate and let me eat you.I picked up my clipboard and smashed his knuckles!

Ok, I have to tell a short story- my hubby and I were in Las Vegas going to a UFC fight and then a night on the town, so we where both pretty decked out. My husband isn't very touchy, feely and decided he didnt want to hold my hand anymore, so I said fine and walked ahead of him a little. This guy came behind me, totally sauced, and goes "oh man, I think you are so hot mama" I turned around and said, " ya? so does my husband!" and my hubby never let go of me the rest of the night!

Sweet Tooth;576484 wrote: Ok, I have to tell a short story- my hubby and I were in Las Vegas going to a UFC fight and then a night on the town, so we where both pretty decked out. My husband isn't very touchy, feely and decided he didnt want to hold my hand anymore, so I said fine and walked ahead of him a little. This guy came behind me, totally sauced, and goes "oh man, I think you are so hot mama" I turned around and said, " ya? so does my husband!" and my hubby never let go of me the rest of the night!






ITS SOOO UNFAIR what ufc fight did you see , who is your fave fighter , that guy was blind drunk right :wah:





oh yeah back on topic ,, when i was single , me to beautiful barmaid , do you ever sleep with ugly men ?? her NO, me how about if you were really really drunk her ,well maybe if i was really drunk , me laughing do you wanna drink , her fits of laughing ok then ,me forget it you have a stupid laugh , her total hysterics , me walks off she had a stupid laugh ... :wah:

jimbo;576494 wrote: ITS SOOO UNFAIR what ufc fight did you see , who is your fave fighter , that guy was blind drunk right :wah:





oh yeah back on topic ,, when i was single , me to beautiful barmaid , do you ever sleep with ugly men ?? her NO, me how about if you were really really drunk her ,well maybe if i was really drunk , me laughing do you wanna drink , her fits of laughing ok then ,me forget it you have a stupid laugh , her total hysterics , me walks off she had a stupid laugh ... :wah:


I saw the one where Rich Franklin( who I love) got the $H!T beat out of him! He got KTFO in the first minute and a half! I was pissed! I really like George St. Pierre- hes hot

Do you shoot pool? I was allready playing.