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Have you ever stuck your foot in your mouth( not literally )OMG you would be in the guiness book, but figuritivly?

How you unstick your foot, you know recover the situation?

give an incident and how you recovered choking on your ankle

i ran into an old friend one time...was chit chatting..asked her how her husband was doing..she informed me he had just left her for another man and busted out crying.....



i felt about two inches tall.....

Oh gosh! I ran into the mother of a guy I went to school with and I was so jazzed to find out about him and then when I asked after him, she told me he had been killed. What could you possibly say to that?

Omg!

at a nightclub once I saw A MATE WALK IN WITH A RIGHT BUSTY TART I knew of her rep and I said mate please dont tell me you were with that thing she has slept with most of the guys in town , he said matter of factly jim I promise you I'd never ever even consider sleeping with her , he went up to get some drinks , she came over to me and said I hope you have not been telling tales on me to my BROTHER :-5 :-5 DOH DOH DOH WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME