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Doral Golf Resort and Spa.

A diamond in the rough. If anyone has ever been there, they know what I mean.

But Woods. Eagles the first hole.

You'd better do that at Doral if you're worth any salt.

He finishes -11 to hold the lead.

Rah-rah Tiger.

Don't get me wrong. I love Woods. He's the best thing since Arnold Palmer.

But anyone reading this knows that.

This is about Phil Mickeltits.

I play like Lefty.

I suck then I pull off a miracle. On and on, over and over.....

Life is golf, golf is life.

But today I noticed coverage of only one Mickeljugs hole.

One.

Know why?

It started to rain in Miami and Phil wears, well, "soft" shirts.

HE'S GOT MAN BOOBS!

When it's raining it's a wet t-shirt contest!

I had to cover my son's eye's lest he be harmed for the rest of his life!

I thought the PGA had standards, yet this is just another disillusionment in my life.

Here I go. Back to therapy.

Phil has lost weight - years ago when he was heavier - he had man boobs.

I'll cheer on a lefty - my husband is a lefty - handicap 9 yeh!!!

Patsy

Don't get me wrong, Patsy. I love watching Lefty, err, play.

He's a miracle man.

It's far more exciting watching Phil coming out of a back bunker to eagle a par 5 than watching Tiger cop an ace.

I just have to laugh at how the cameras never show him in the rain.:wah:

It's 6:52 AM Monday morning here in New Zealand, with a slight drizzle. I leave at 7 AM for a 8:15 AM teetime at the Waimariri Golf Club. I will be wearing a short sleeve cotton shirt that when wet, is sure to show off my 72 year old abs of aluminum. My boobs? Pretty flat there.

See?

New Zealand's safe today!:D

How'd ya do. Lon?

The drizzle stopped, the sun came out, it was a beautiful day. Course is rated 71.4 with a 124 slope. I shot 86. Legs are killing me after walking 18, but thats what the Kiwi's do, as long as they can get one foot in front of the other.

That's right. Golf carts are for girls. (No offense, Patsy)

Wasn't it George Burns who at 94 said, "I played golf today and finally shot my age."

:wah: