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Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:13 am
by Uncle Fester
Why is life so cruel ? as you get older , My brain still works as a 30 year old but my body acts like a 100 year old , you start to put on a bit of weight and the first thing that disappears is your wedding tackle and before too long you can't see the end of your shoes , so you try and diet, all goes well , you get to see your shoes again and then your tackle comes in to sight.....Shock Horror :-1 You cant remember it being so small the last time you saw it :-5
As I said Life's A Bitch
Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:40 am
by minks
Uncle Fester;585742 wrote: Why is life so cruel ? as you get older , My brain still works as a 30 year old but my body acts like a 100 year old , you start to put on a bit of weight and the first thing that disappears is your wedding tackle and before too long you can't see the end of your shoes , so you try and diet, all goes well , you get to see your shoes again and then your tackle comes in to sight.....Shock Horror :-1 You cant remember it being so small the last time you saw it :-5
As I said Life's A Bitch
Unc that is just plain sad
Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:35 pm
by along-for-the-ride
"wedding tackle"???:wah:
I can laugh...I'm with ya, Fester. They used to say and still do, "Why is youth wasted on the young?"
Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:44 pm
by crazygal
LMFAO @ small tinky winky, aww.
Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:38 pm
by Indian Princess
Hey Uncle Fester, suck it up and move on babe, after all lifes a bitch:wah:
Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:34 pm
by DelicateDominatrix
Life is definately a bitch.Bad luck and unlucky things all happen at once it seems.I had a bitch of a week or 2 and I sure hope it starts to improves.
Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:28 am
by Uncle Fester
Indian Princess;585886 wrote: Hey Uncle Fester, suck it up and move on babe, after all lifes a bitch:wah:
How can I suck it up ? I can only just see it
This should be in innuendo thread
Lifes A Bitch
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:43 pm
by Bez
Uncle Fester;585742 wrote: Why is life so cruel ? as you get older , My brain still works as a 30 year old but my body acts like a 100 year old , you start to put on a bit of weight and the first thing that disappears is your wedding tackle and before too long you can't see the end of your shoes , so you try and diet, all goes well , you get to see your shoes again and then your tackle comes in to sight.....Shock Horror :-1 You cant remember it being so small the last time you saw it :-5
As I said Life's A Bitch
I'm sure it's your eyesight that's playing up .........not your wedding tackle.......remember when you were a kid how everything seemed huge.....well......
