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Well the old bird is feeling a little flat today (no road kill jokes please ). Got out the wrong side of the nest I suppose. The fledglings are both at flying school. I washed and blow dried my feathers. Cleaned the nest (had to collect a few extra twigs too). Went to the Birdy Bank and deposited some eggs. Picked up a bottle of 'pond water' from the 'moaning and ghosts' store - thats for later. Got a pack of Corn Cob Lights - trying to give them up but the darn patches won't stick to my feathers. On the way home saw a dead pheasant (i thought 'that sucks' ) later I saw a dead skunk (i thought 'that stinks').

So come on FG please cheer me up with your best wit and humour

Pheasy

how about a joke????



The Rabbi

>>This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve,

>>announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He

>>explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him

>>more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

>>Sol Epstein, who owns a couple of Toyota and Lexus

>>dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I

>>will

>>provide him with a new Lexus every year and his wife with a Toyota Sienna

>>to transport their children!"

>>The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

>>Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor,

>>stands and says:Ifthe Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his

>>salary, and also estab lish a foundation to guarantee the college education >>of all his children!!"

>>More sighs and loud applause.

>>Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,

>>If theRabbi stays, I will give him sex!"

>>There is total silence. The Rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs.

>>Goldfarb,whatever possessed you to say that?"

>>Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob is now trying to hide,

>>holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking

>>his head from side to side while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my

>>husband how we could help, and he said, "***** the Rabbi".

:wah::wah::wah:

no offense to anyone here!!

Sounds to me like its been awhile since you put your giblets to good use.

YZGI;596095 wrote: Sounds to me like its been awhile since you put your giblets to good use.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I think I will save my reply for later after I have had some 'pond water'

ThePheasant;596093 wrote: Well the old bird is feeling a little flat today (no road kill jokes please ). Got out the wrong side of the nest I suppose. The fledglings are both at flying school. I washed and blow dried my feathers. Cleaned the nest (had to collect a few extra twigs too). Went to the Birdy Bank and deposited some eggs. Picked up a bottle of 'pond water' from the 'moaning and ghosts' store - thats for later. Got a pack of Corn Cob Lights - trying to give them up but the darn patches won't stick to my feathers. On the way home saw a dead pheasant (i thought 'that sucks' ) later I saw a dead skunk (i thought 'that stinks').

So come on FG please cheer me up with your best wit and humour

Pheasy


Cheer up Pheasy, they can kill you but they can't eat ya? Oh wait you're a pheasant, never mind.:-3

zinkyusa;596099 wrote: Cheer up Pheasy, they can kill you but they can't eat ya? Oh wait you're a pheasant, never mind.:-3


And then ..... to top it all I find myself talking to a bat :wah: :wah: I think I will call Dr Goosey later

ThePheasant;596104 wrote: And then ..... to top it all I find myself talking to a bat :wah: :wah: I think I will call Dr Goosey later
If your husband wasn't so hen pecked maybe he could help.

juno;596101 wrote: I'm sure you can survive this Pheasant!

After all you're a game bird :p

Hope you feeling better soon ...


Thanks for that - now you reminded me - I will have to hide in the long grass all day!

I'm sure I will feel better tomorrow - thanks

YZGI;596105 wrote: If your husband wasn't so hen pecked maybe he could help.


:wah: :wah: So you saw the peck marks on my hubby in profile pic - I shall have to be more careful

thanks for laying it on the line pheasy...:wah:

ThePheasant;596114 wrote: :wah: :wah: So you saw the peck marks on my hubby in profile pic - I shall have to be more careful
I reckon as long as his gizzard still works your okay.

zinkyusa;596119 wrote: thanks for laying it on the line pheasy...:wah:


:yh_rotfl They should have a sanity test before people are allowed to join FG - one us would fail - I think it might be you :wah: :wah:

ThePheasant;596124 wrote: :yh_rotfl They should have a sanity test before people are allowed to join FG - one us would fail - I think it might be you :wah: :wah:


well i do have pyschotic abilities:-3

Cheer up chick.

abbey;596126 wrote: Cheer up chick.






aww thanks thats cute

juno;596128 wrote: Only one? :-3


:wah: Well most - with only 200 posts I thought I should go careful

Pinky;596153 wrote: Hey Pheasy, I love the way you just happily chirp away, you're already pecking your way up the post count! Before long you'll be flying high into the thousands with your fun posts!
I agree, she is pretty good at winging it.

Seems like she just flew into the garden and started cackling on with a bunch of do do birds!!:wah:

WonderWendy3;596156 wrote: Seems like she just flew into the garden and started cackling on with a bunch of do do birds!!:wah:


Yeah - the nicest flock I ever met :-4

Pinky;596153 wrote: Hey Pheasy, I love the way you just happily chirp away, you're already pecking your way up the post count! Before long you'll be flying high into the thousands with your fun posts!


:wah: :wah: I live in my own little world - wondering around the pen, peaking at the corn and chirping away - most people just ignore me :wah: :wah:

aww cheer up it's Thursday, and that means tomorrow is Friday

ThePheasant;596158 wrote: Yeah - the nicest flock I ever met :-4


Yeah, well hopefully after a while we won't be like the flock of seagulls...and you will be singing the song "I had to run, run so far awwwwwwayyyy"

i am so glad pheasy flew in and joined our bird brain group....:wah:

guppy;596271 wrote: i am so glad pheasy flew in and joined our bird brain group....:wah:


She is a sweet bird ain't she.

minks;596311 wrote: She is a sweet bird ain't she.


yep ...you heard the old saying: brids of a feather flock together....

The old 'birdy blues' have now flown away. My older chick was sick this morning so didn't go to flying school. The weather is wonderful today (much better than the nor'easter last week!). My older chick and I spent the morning down by the lake with the dogs. I sometimes worry about my brittany spaniel - she keeps giving me that 'I want to grab you up and carry you back to my master' look :-3 . The chick and I spent 2 hours watching the dogs swimming and having pebble skimming competitions - its was wonderful - great quality birdy bonding time. Thanks to you all for cheering me up yesterday it was just what the doctor ordered :-4 :-4

glad you are smiling today :-6

WonderWendy3;596177 wrote: Yeah, well hopefully after a while we won't be like the flock of seagulls...and you will be singing the song "I had to run, run so far awwwwwwayyyy"


*...I couldn't get away.*

Heh. I got it.

minks;596756 wrote: glad you are smiling today :-6


Thanks Minks - much better today.

I hope you are feeling better now! :-6