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magenta flame;598023 wrote: something Pinky said has got me thinking ..........Pinky reckons she attracts the weirdoes. well I was called a "trauma teddy " once, because I seem to attract all the sad guys who need someone to talk to. Which is kind of emotionally exhausting. One thing I got sick of hearing was the statment that I had "big sad eyes" (makes me sound like a bloody bloodhound but that's what men used to say when they met me, then they would poor all their emotional load and problems onto me)

SO what I'm asking is, who or what kind of person do you seem to attract?


Well, before the current boyfriend, usually ones that need an enabler and I had no clue I was that until well after the relationship was over, obviously!!

One time my neice and I were at the Grocery Store, was right after I separated from Husband, and these scruffy men (not putting them down-just trying to describe them....), but not the cleanest of men and had a beer in their hands on a friday night or maybe Sat. night...anyway....don't think they had all their teeth...They whistled at me, and I looked at my neice who was about 14 at the time and said, "See what I attract"??? She still teases me about that!!:wah: :wah:

I don't know what it is about me, but little dogs like to pee on my leg, big dogs go after my crotch, birds crap on my head, and little kids like to upchuck on me.

Oh-----------forgot to mention--------gay guys seem to hit on me.

Lon;598029 wrote: I don't know what it is about me, but little dogs like to pee on my leg, big dogs go after my crotch, birds crap on my head, and little kids like to upchuck on me.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I was gonna say a fire hydrant

how does one describe wonderbra....hmmmm





:p

Sheryl;598042 wrote: how does one describe wonderbra....hmmmm





:p


huh?? I'm not attracted to you Sheryl, but if you send me flowers, we could talk...:wah:

:wah:

I seem to attract very deep, intelligent and totally ****ed up people who have really lost it.

And animals, any kind, they flock to me.

Jamesblonde;598059 wrote: I seem to attract very deep, intelligent and totally ****ed up people who have really lost it.



And animals, any kind, they flock to me.


ME TOO AND UNDERTAKERS :-3 :-3

if i'm on the beach sun bathing ,green peace try to throw me back in and a couple of captains of Japanese whaling ships have given me more than a passing glance :wah::wah:





who said harpoon ???:-3 :-3

Wendybird;598076 wrote: It is so true that Pinky attracts the weirdos lol. I have seen it happen! She is such a weirdo magnet! (that's why she is friends with me I suppose lol)



I attract the gays. Dunno why but they always end up sitting and talking to me all night. Not a problem though. Some of my best friends are gay and I have no issues with it at all.



I also seem to be the "mother" figure to most of the men I know. I get to meet the new girlfriends first, I get the call when they are having relationship problems, I get to know all the issues that they are going through.



And animals follow me home. :-3




flies and vultures are not animals :wah: :wah:

jimbo;598061 wrote: ME TOO AND UNDERTAKERS :-3 :-3


?????????









I tend to have my own weirdo magnet, always get the sad acts try to chat to me in pubs.



Blokes wise - well it always seems to be the ones who need mothering or are completely sozzled!

'Like attracts Like'





*Betty runs in drops this piece of info and runs out quick before she gets lynched*

Imladris;598092 wrote: ?????????









I tend to have my own weirdo magnet, always get the sad acts try to chat to me in pubs.



Blokes wise - well it always seems to be the ones who need mothering or are completely sozzled!



well they wont want sex when they are that drunk will they :wah:





its either you or a kebab ... although IMO you are for more dangerouse than an undercooked kebab :wah: :wah:

jimbo;598096 wrote:

well they wont want sex when they are that drunk will they :wah:



its either you or a kebab ... although IMO you are for more dangerouse than an undercooked kebab :wah: :wah:




What?? Quiet little Immy..................... :-2

Betty Boop;598099 wrote: What?? Quiet little Immy..................... :-2




Thats me:D





Nice, quiet, shy, innocent Immy (:sneaky: )





Jimbo - *slap*

Imladris;598107 wrote: Thats me





Nice, quiet, shy, innocent Immy (:sneaky: )





Jimbo - *slap*




:wah: :wah:





immy :-6

Wendybird;598110 wrote: Ahem! Yeah Right! :rolleyes:




Just you remember who was the groper and who was the gropee!!!!!!





Hmmm, Mrs 'I'm not a pervert':p

she was not groping you immy that was the handel of a trowel i'd left on the back seat of my builders car :wah:

jimbo;598114 wrote: she was not groping you immy that was the handel of a trowel i'd left on the back seat of my builders car :wah:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Well whoever it was it was goooooood!

Imladris;598107 wrote: Thats me:D





Nice, quiet, shy, innocent Immy (:sneaky: )





Jimbo - *slap*




I'm saying nothing more...... after all I shared a room with you! :-3

Betty Boop;598117 wrote: I'm saying nothing more...... after all I shared a room with you! :-3


I'm not sure if I should be cross with you lot for destroying my reputation or grateful for you improving it!!!

Imladris;598118 wrote: I'm not sure if I should be cross with you lot for destroying my reputation or grateful for you improving it!!!


Lets just go with it Immy, I need to loose this 'Nice' Betty reputation!!

Betty Boop;598121 wrote: Lets just go with it Immy, I need to loose this 'Nice' Betty reputation!!




Right then Nice Betty - back to the subject - who do you attract?

Imladris;598124 wrote: Right then Nice Betty - back to the subject - who do you attract?


:D

Not one particular type really! Yes I was married to an abusive man but he was the only one like that thank god!

I usually attract the drunk weirdos who have just come out of the pub, I just keep my eyes anywhere but where there standing and make out I didn't hear them if they try to get my attention.

i can rember when i was 19 and i had just got married i use to work in a second book shop.

One day while i was tiding up some books this old man came up to me and asked if there was a section about sex! well i was a little shy well i was then :wah: he said he wanted something so he could help with his grandchildern i took him to a section which i thought would of use to him when i looked down at him and saw where he had his hand

yeap you guessed it down his trousers and doing you know what :wah:

who is attracted to you?





Homeless people

Stray cats

The occasional alien

Voices



Its all good.

magenta flame;598023 wrote: something Pinky said has got me thinking ..........Pinky reckons she attracts the weirdoes. well I was called a "trauma teddy " once, because I seem to attract all the sad guys who need someone to talk to. Which is kind of emotionally exhausting. One thing I got sick of hearing was the statment that I had "big sad eyes" (makes me sound like a bloody bloodhound but that's what men used to say when they met me, then they would poor all their emotional load and problems onto me)

SO what I'm asking is, who or what kind of person do you seem to attract?


I've been married for a lot of years now, but I seemed to attract guys who wanted to take care of me when I was single. Some had this preconceived notion that because I was little that I needed a burly man to help me through life. It was amusing at times really.

I was always a weirdo magnet in florida! :wah:

there are less crazy people here to attract but people still always talk to me all the time when I'm standing in line, shopping, etc......:-3

kids and animals have always been drawn to me as much as I'm drawn to them and I love that! :-4

neffy;598156 wrote: i can rember when i was 19 and i had just got married i use to work in a second book shop.

One day while i was tiding up some books this old man came up to me and asked if there was a section about sex! well i was a little shy well i was then :wah: he said he wanted something so he could help with his grandchildern i took him to a section which i thought would of use to him when i looked down at him and saw where he had his hand

yeap you guessed it down his trousers and doing you know what


:eek::eek:

ewwweeee, I've never seen anyone do that in public...and I'm thankful...

People who are rude and want to start trouble, I always attract them type of people too even when I'm out & about town shopping.

I attract Idiots.

minks;598270 wrote: I attract Idiots.


Did you call me an idiot???

WonderWendy3;598273 wrote: Did you call me an idiot???


Ooops let me clarify

I attract Idiots, and lovely gals like WW3 and Sheryl and other FG fluffies :-4

hot, intelligent, well adjusted women..:yh_liar

zinkyusa;598408 wrote: hot, intelligent, well adjusted women..:yh_liar


Well, there goes my proposal of meeting sometime....:wah:

zinkyusa;598408 wrote: hot, intelligent, well adjusted women..:yh_liar


isn't cyberland fun Zee you get to live out your bestest fantacies :wah: :-4

minks;598411 wrote: isn't cyberland fun Zee you get to live out your bestest fantacies :wah: :-4


:yh_silent

zinkyusa;598414 wrote: :yh_silent


sowwy

I attract the mentally ill. A variety: alcoholics, anxiety disorder/OCD, and now a paranoid schizophrenic. I attract the absolute most functional of them - and also the ones that are brilliant, genius, sensitive... the kind of people you'd hang out with EVEN THOUGH they're mentally ill. It's very challenging.