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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:01 pm
soooooo.how many times do you crash land in a week?
:p
:p
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:02 pm
what are baby bats called?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:04 pm
guppy;598555 wrote: soooooo.how many times do you crash land in a week?
:p
none, unlike fish who swim aimlessly hither and yon, forgetting where they are going an dwhat they are doing, we bats are equipped with finely honed sonar which keeps us flying true and on target..no motions are wasted and all landings are prefect..
:p
none, unlike fish who swim aimlessly hither and yon, forgetting where they are going an dwhat they are doing, we bats are equipped with finely honed sonar which keeps us flying true and on target..no motions are wasted and all landings are prefect..
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:04 pm
guppy;598556 wrote: what are baby bats called?
Brats of course;)
Brats of course;)
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:05 pm
what kind of cologne do bats wear?
how many pillows do you sleep with?
how many blankets does the bat need at night?
what is your favorite color?
do you know how to cook?
what is your favorite fruit?
how many pillows do you sleep with?
how many blankets does the bat need at night?
what is your favorite color?
do you know how to cook?
what is your favorite fruit?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:08 pm
guppy;598560 wrote: what kind of cologne do bats wear?
ode de guano
how many pillows do you sleep with?
erm, we hang upside down
how many blankets does the bat need at night?
i am usually surrounded by numerous females to keep me warm:sneaky:
what is your favorite color?
black of course
do you know how to cook?
what is cook?
what is your favorite fruit?
rotten nanner's yum (licks lips)
ode de guano
how many pillows do you sleep with?
erm, we hang upside down
how many blankets does the bat need at night?
i am usually surrounded by numerous females to keep me warm:sneaky:
what is your favorite color?
black of course
do you know how to cook?
what is cook?
what is your favorite fruit?
rotten nanner's yum (licks lips)
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:15 pm
do bats prefer clothes or aua naturelle?:sneaky:
how many words can you type with your little feet?
have you ever walked into a door?
what side of the bed do you sleep on? i meant cave.....
what do bats drink?
do bats get suntans?
how many words can you type with your little feet?
have you ever walked into a door?
what side of the bed do you sleep on? i meant cave.....
what do bats drink?
do bats get suntans?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:17 pm
I was out in the sun yesterday and got some sun, do you think I have sun burn??
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:20 pm
Can you drive 55??
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:22 pm
do bats have allergies?
to fish
you ever get fleas?
yes but i just eat them
have you cut your grass this week?
maybe
who do u think about when you are punching your punching bag?:D
republicans
to fish
you ever get fleas?
yes but i just eat them
have you cut your grass this week?
maybe
who do u think about when you are punching your punching bag?:D
republicans
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:22 pm
ever got a speeding ticket?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:23 pm
guppy;598574 wrote: do bats prefer clothes or aua naturelle?:sneaky:
just the fur baby
how many words can you type with your little feet?
look i typed fish are dumb
have you ever walked into a door?
only when i drink to much
what side of the bed do you sleep on? i meant cave.....
the top silly
what do bats drink?
White Bat
Ingredients
1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur
1 1/2 oz White Rum
1 1/2 oz Milk
3 oz Coca-Cola
do bats get suntans?
that would be a scoop
just the fur baby
how many words can you type with your little feet?
look i typed fish are dumb
have you ever walked into a door?
only when i drink to much
what side of the bed do you sleep on? i meant cave.....
the top silly
what do bats drink?
White Bat
Ingredients
1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur
1 1/2 oz White Rum
1 1/2 oz Milk
3 oz Coca-Cola
do bats get suntans?
that would be a scoop
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:26 pm
do bats like round and round rides or upside down rides at the fair?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:27 pm
WonderWendy3;598580 wrote: Can you drive 55??
no but i fly it
no but i fly it
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:27 pm
what kind of music do bats listen too?
can bats dance?
can bats dance?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:30 pm
what do bats do for sunshades during the day?
do bats prefer the heat or the cold?
are you scared of mice? snakes?
war? eh?:sneaky:
do bats prefer the heat or the cold?
are you scared of mice? snakes?
war? eh?:sneaky:
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:31 pm
guppy;598586 wrote: do bats like round and round rides or upside down rides at the fair?
we prefer the haunted houses
we prefer the haunted houses
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:35 pm
what are bats favorite icecream flavor?
you like milk?
do bats drink coffee? what do you put in it?
what sports team does this bat like the best?
do you like horror movies?
what do bats do on halloween?
you like milk?
do bats drink coffee? what do you put in it?
what sports team does this bat like the best?
do you like horror movies?
what do bats do on halloween?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:35 pm
guppy;598590 wrote: what kind of music do bats listen too?
Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf
can bats dance?
check me out
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Wood ... dance.html
Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf
can bats dance?
check me out
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Wood ... dance.html
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:36 pm
where do bats prefer to go on vacation?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:37 pm
zinkyusa;598602 wrote: check me out
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Wood ... dance.html
:wah: :wah: :wah: so you can line dance too?
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Wood ... dance.html
:wah: :wah: :wah: so you can line dance too?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:40 pm
what is your favorite cartoon?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:45 pm
what is your favorite vegi?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:47 pm
guppy;598594 wrote: what do bats do for sunshades during the day?
we avoid the sun
do bats prefer the heat or the cold?
HEAT
are you scared of mice? snakes?
mice no they are related,
snakes no I drop guano in their general direction
war? eh?:sneaky:
maybe
we avoid the sun
do bats prefer the heat or the cold?
HEAT
are you scared of mice? snakes?
mice no they are related,
snakes no I drop guano in their general direction
war? eh?:sneaky:
maybe
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:52 pm
I don't understand how you get bat out of the name "ZinkyUSA", can you explain that to me?
Do you do the grocery shopping?
Do you fill up the gas tank for the Mrs.?
Do you wear shorts in the summer time?
Do you wear hats?
Do you do the grocery shopping?
Do you fill up the gas tank for the Mrs.?
Do you wear shorts in the summer time?
Do you wear hats?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:53 pm
What are bats for?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:58 pm
do bats prefer cotton or silk boxers?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:10 pm
ever seen a ufo?
do you believe in aliens?
do you prefer the adams family or the munsters?
do you believe in aliens?
do you prefer the adams family or the munsters?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:23 pm
can bats swim?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:45 pm
Zink, how long can a bat hold out, sexually speaking? :sneaky:
Are you ticklish under your fur?
When you aren't just "hanging around" what do you like to do for fun?
Are you ticklish under your fur?
When you aren't just "hanging around" what do you like to do for fun?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:22 pm
If you could have any career you wanted right now what would it be and why?
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:19 am
Are you a bat that likes privacy??
Or do you alway hang around with other bats??
Or do you alway hang around with other bats??
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:25 am
Why is the bat not responding...? 
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:42 am
RedGlitter;599000 wrote: Why is the bat not responding...?
Is it 'cos he's nocturnal?
(see the clever way I managed to make that a question too!:) )
Is it 'cos he's nocturnal?
(see the clever way I managed to make that a question too!:) )
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:49 am
guppy;598600 wrote: what are bats favorite icecream flavor?
http://southernfood.about.com/od/hallow ... lhw2h5.htm
you like milk?
no
do bats drink coffee? what do you put in it?
blood
what sports team does this bat like the best?
Baltimore Orioles they have powerful Bats
do you like horror movies?
what do bats do on halloween?
just hang around
http://southernfood.about.com/od/hallow ... lhw2h5.htm
you like milk?
no
do bats drink coffee? what do you put in it?
blood
what sports team does this bat like the best?
Baltimore Orioles they have powerful Bats
do you like horror movies?
what do bats do on halloween?
just hang around
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:51 am
guppy;598603 wrote: where do bats prefer to go on vacation?
Borneo, biggest cave in the world!!!!!!!!!
Borneo, biggest cave in the world!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:53 am
guppy;598610 wrote: what is your favorite cartoon?
Batgirl:-4
Batgirl:-4
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:54 am
WonderWendy3;598623 wrote: I don't understand how you get bat out of the name "ZinkyUSA", can you explain that to me?
nope
Do you do the grocery shopping?
nope
Do you fill up the gas tank for the Mrs.?
sometimes
Do you wear shorts in the summer time?
yes
Do you wear hats?
sometimes
nope
Do you do the grocery shopping?
nope
Do you fill up the gas tank for the Mrs.?
sometimes
Do you wear shorts in the summer time?
yes
Do you wear hats?
sometimes
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:55 am
Chookie;598626 wrote: What are bats for?
killing vampires;)
killing vampires;)
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:56 am
guppy;598639 wrote: do bats prefer cotton or silk boxers?
we like boxer briefs, cotton
we like boxer briefs, cotton
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:00 am
guppy;598651 wrote: ever seen a ufo?
yes but i was drinking
do you believe in aliens?
yes, but they can't speak Englais
do you prefer the adams family or the munsters?
adams family
yes but i was drinking
do you believe in aliens?
yes, but they can't speak Englais
do you prefer the adams family or the munsters?
adams family
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:00 am
guppy;598757 wrote: can bats swim?
can fish fly?
can fish fly?
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:02 am
RedGlitter;598763 wrote: Zink, how long can a bat hold out, sexually speaking? :sneaky:
indefintley, we all memorize the kama sutra
Are you ticklish under your fur?
When you aren't just "hanging around" what do you like to do for fun?
snuggle
indefintley, we all memorize the kama sutra
Are you ticklish under your fur?
When you aren't just "hanging around" what do you like to do for fun?
snuggle
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:03 am
guppy;598799 wrote: If you could have any career you wanted right now what would it be and why?
fish exterminator, they ask to many questions:mad:
fish exterminator, they ask to many questions:mad:
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:30 am
:yh_bigsmi zinkyusa;599020 wrote: fish exterminator, they ask to many questions:mad:ask the bat questions...:)
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:36 am
What would be your SECOND choice as job careeer?:-3
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:41 am
What's the best kind of bat - Cricket or Baseball?
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:42 am
zinkyusa;599020 wrote: fish exterminator, they ask to many questions:mad:
HEY! Nobody threatens the fish!
BAD BAT!
:wah:
HEY! Nobody threatens the fish!
BAD BAT!
:wah:
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:45 am
Chookie;599034 wrote: What's the best kind of bat - Cricket or Baseball?
baseball, cricket is for sissie's
baseball, cricket is for sissie's
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:45 am
RedGlitter;599036 wrote: HEY! Nobody threatens the fish!
BAD BAT!
:wah:
i sowwy:sneaky:
BAD BAT!
:wah:
i sowwy:sneaky: