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Idea behind this: I am tagging Guppy, and now she has to do my job for a day and I hers, list what a day is like at your work place:



Guppy, first take a sword and a shield, learn to duck from flying car keys the f word is now key in all conversations by patients, and no you are n ot allowed a break to even go to the bathroom, do a perfect job and now, you canhave a patient call corporate and tell them that you didnt please them.

ok...you have to be able to settle arguements with the employees...

when there is an injury take them to the appropriate health care facility..file paper work with workers comp...go get statements from all others present...ummmm. pay the bills...balance the check book..call my least fav. friend the irs and pay taxes every wednesday....listen to evey excuse under the sun why they werent there monday...how many times can your mother die? fire people...give security work shops....make random show ups and scare the **** out of them cause they think uh oh ...soemone is in trouble....bull **** with the people over you..act humble....smile.....

wash clothes for three teenagers..feed two bottom less pit hormonallly challenged boys...put up with a moody teenage girl....do payroll...insurance...bills bills bills.....go to every unemployment meeting and make sure the joker you fired doesnt draw unemployment off of you ....



i cant think of anything else..at the moment....oh yea..take messages from every creditor alive to give to your employees...take out child support and forward that by court order to the courthouse....take out bankrupcy and garnishment notices on them and pay that crap....listne to heart sob stories why they need to borrow money. be a heartless bitch and so no...cause they will quit the very next day....go to board meeting where you are the onlly girl in a room full of good ole boys and suck it up and put up with the macho attitude...at the appropriate tiem verbally shoot them down...immediately act all sweet and innocent to confuse them...:wah: :wah:

oh and lest i forget all the phone calls you get from the wives and girlfriends that have emergencies and need their guy to call them right then....cause they probably need a ride to the beauty shop...:rolleyes:



and deal with the wives and girlfiends that think they can just show up and get thier guys checks...no no no.....

Deal!!!



Come to work, hear the head pharmacist bitch cause bugets up to high, sign on and look 75 prescriptions by e-mail alone, do prior auth, call a million insurances,answere 10 lines into the pharmacy, doc on line 2 is pissed and no wont go to voice mail. drive thru person at pick up and drop off count and check sripts order pharmacy supplies and do drug order outside vendor drop off what all lines are busy, Hi may I help you, yes how much is this drug going to cost, get a F*&%!!!!!!!! You, from the pt, because it is all my fault they have no insurance and their doctor didnt give them samples, blah blah blah

I think me and you need a vacation....:wah:



oh did i forget to say fill out all the defacs forms you get...and be prepared for insurance and or irs audits at anytime..osha....they are a ball...:rolleyes:



and here is a hint for ya..when you fire someone keep your pets in the house and dont answer the door in the middle of the night..i have had a loaded shotgun put in my face once....

No offense, IP.

Guppy 3

Indian Princess 2

:p

-working on a pa with the insurance and doc office for two weeks, special order the item that cost $500.00 and cust says oh I changed my mind it only cost them $10. try and justify that at the next budget meeting, people on the state know you have oxycontin and methadone, and know that you are saying that you dont have it cause they are addict, and then they know where you live and what you drive and try not to be afraid becuase they just told you what you drive and where you live, so now its a trip to the cop shop next door.

care to retally jack?????:wah: :wah: