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I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?


NOOOOOOOOOO

I feel your pain, i have experienced the same :-1

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?


No. There's this, though:

http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/27000966/

It's a lifestyle thing, not a diet.

Bill Sikes;603576 wrote: No. There's this, though:

http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/27000966/

It's a lifestyle thing, not a diet.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Thank You :yh_sad

That "shrinker-stinker" has been in my closet too. Not on all my clothes...just some.

I know I always made sure the closet door was closed before I went to bed as a little girl for a reason.

Pheasy,

Didn't you know that your summer clothes shrink in your wardrobe in winter??:wah: :wah: :wah:

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?


YUP...he's already been to my house!! :-5 :-5 :-5

:wah: Yes the wardrobe gremlins are on the rampage.It has nothing to do do with the twenty pound turkey we ate at Christmas or the fifteen easter eggs we munched

a few weeks back. Time they invented expanding shorts those gremlins would have no chance.:wah:

Mia;603599 wrote: :wah: Yes the wardrobe gremlins are on the rampage.It has nothing to do do with the twenty pound turkey we ate at Christmas or the fifteen easter eggs we munched

a few weeks back. Time they invented expanding shorts those gremlins would have no chance.:wah:


Does anyone know if you can buy some anti-gremlin spray of something?

So.................which sock is it that vanishes?

AngelEyes82;603685 wrote: Whichever one it decided to take...



those damn shrinking & sock monster bastards! :wah:

They are both MEAN MEN ya know!


Not so, the sock thieving only happens to us poor males. Those of you of the female type gender only have one colour of socks, so you can mix'n'match.

AngelEyes82;603696 wrote: I stopped wearing socks.. lol



I love my sandals. :p


Rather chilly in Scotland.

i have jsut the opposite problem....mine are baggy...when you can take them off without unbuttoning them my daughter says it is time to trade them in:p

guppy;603706 wrote: i have jsut the opposite problem....mine are baggy...when you can take them off without unbuttoning them my daughter says it is time to trade them in p


You have to be careful they don't fall down. I had a pair like that.

Bill Sikes;603715 wrote: You have to be careful they don't fall down. I had a pair like that.


thats what belts are for....

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?


yes, he has attacked me as well :-3

Pinkchick, you made me laugh!!!!!:wah:

It's a well known fact that chocolate makes clothes shrink.... Ask anyone, I am sure they will agree...:p

All you peeps who's clothes are shrinking why don't you take any notice of my siggy:-5

Uncle Fester;603948 wrote: All you peeps who's clothes are shrinking why don't you take any notice of my siggy:-5


ohhh yeaahhhhhhh....thanks Unc!!:D



ooops, I can't help it though....

WonderWendy3;603952 wrote: ohhh yeaahhhhhhh....thanks Unc!!:D



ooops, I can't help it though....






Can I have the Twix Wendy ?

Just for Pheasy!!:-4 :-6

Indian Princess;603762 wrote: Pinkchick, you made me laugh!!!!!:wah:


Oh fantastic!! My main aim in life is to make you all laugh:wah: :wah: :wah:

Quick question: Why doesn't this monster shrink your bra's at the same time?





Ducking and running.

YZGI;603976 wrote: Quick question: Why doesn't this monster shrink your bra's at the same time?





Ducking and running.


OH trust me HE does!!

WonderWendy3;603978 wrote: OH trust me HE does!!


Hes called the Blazing Bra Beast. And then there's the Underwear Shrinker he really gets me mad too :-5

ThePheasant;604134 wrote: Hes called the Blazing Bra Beast. And then there's the Underwear Shrinker he really gets me mad too :-5


BBB huh?? I hate him, had to go buy new slings for the girls just because of him!!



And as for the Underwear Shrinker, HA--I showed him, don't wear 'em anymore!!:wah:

WonderWendy3;604150 wrote: BBB huh?? I hate him, had to go buy new slings for the girls just because of him!!



And as for the Underwear Shrinker, HA--I showed him, don't wear 'em anymore!!:wah:


It think the underwear shrinker has serious issues - Tell me why does he only shrink the back, then you just left with stringy bit - funny that

ThePheasant;604158 wrote: It think the underwear shrinker has serious issues - Tell me why does he only shrink the back, then you just left with stringy bit - funny that


hence "commando" style for Wendy Woo!! Whooo hooooo

I have noticed Condoms are getting smaller as well

Uncle Fester;604164 wrote: I have noticed Condoms are getting smaller as well


:wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3;604150 wrote: BBB huh?? I hate him, had to go buy new slings for the girls just because of him.

Chookie;604192 wrote:


Love IT!! Loved that movie, been a long time since I've seen it.....too long...Thank you for that!!