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Go ahead, I know you wanna.

eg) The world is an onion. The layers will slowly peel off every million years until we reach the core and then there will be nothing. I'm writing a book about it. I've had a vision.

sounds cool..tell me when you come out with the book.

Like every other nutter, I will be writing the book post by post in this thread. Though I might start a few others after this one passes 300 posts or so. Ya know... next chapter.

The first thing I asked when told the world was an onion was "What?"

The voice replied "An onion. What are you, deaf?"

THE MARGARINE HOAX

Margarine, Fatty Acids and Your Health

To maintain good health it is important that we have the correct intake of omega fatty acids in our diets.

Hydrogenated fats like margarine are non-foods with toxic effects and should be avoided at any cost.

Have ya heard this one?

Onions are smelly and make me cry...:-1

Could it be a papaya instead?

maybe a kiwi?

I got jalapeno residue in my eye.

Nutty is good. But I prefer sensible schemes like my Weasel Bodyguards.



I am in the process of training a crack squad of weasels for close protection, they shall be mainly used for fending off squirrel attacks (which are becoming a real problem - nobody reports it because they don't want the general public to panic).



There is also an elite group who will undertake the jobs traditionally done by special forces e.g. Royal or Diplomatic Protection.



However if anyone is approached by a rogue weasel offering their services as a hitweasel please let me know, there is a reward for information leading to the capture of this criminal.



:D

Wendybird;604797 wrote: :yh_rotfl ^ ^ ^ ^



OMG!



Koan. There is not only a book in the above post but probably a medical paper and an award based on it! :wah:



Immy babes? Did you take the red pills this morning or were they arguing with you again? :-3


It's the red ones at night - you should know that by now, honestly!!!



*Immy cyberflounces off stage right*

Why do I have a barcode on the back of my neck?

zinkyusa;604703 wrote: Onions are smelly and make me cry...:-1


If you don't see the similarity you've never been to Toronto.

Imladris;604788 wrote:

However if anyone is approached by a rogue weasel offering their services as a hitweasel please let me know, there is a reward for information leading to the capture of this criminal.



:D
If I've provided shelter for this fella does that make me an accessory?

Chookie;604813 wrote: Why do I have a barcode on the back of my neck?
That's enough questions, number 55409217

koan;604828 wrote: That's enough questions, number 55409217


Sorry, you have a wrong number

I am so lost in this thread....

RedGlitter;604956 wrote: I am so lost in this thread....


I'd like to drink to that!

Onion wine anyone?

gawlee , it makes perfect sense to me!!!!!:-3

:wah:

I've been busy translating the Nostradamus predictions.

Prediction:

By fire he will destroy their city,

A cold and cruel heart,

Blood will pour,

Mercy to none.

Translation:

Things are going really well.

Everyone knows that blood is wine so we are all going to sit around a campfire with wine and roasted marshmallows and laugh at some evil wench who finally got what she deserved.

Chookie;604813 wrote: Why do I have a barcode on the back of my neck?


'Cos you haven't washed behind your ears? :wah:

Bryn Mawr;605725 wrote: 'Cos you haven't washed behind your ears? :wah:


Ears? Pray tell.:-4

Chookie;605744 wrote: Ears? Pray tell.:-4


Hmmm. I'm a funny shape - my neck is the bit between the backs of my ears :-6

Bryn Mawr;605759 wrote: Hmmm. I'm a funny shape - my neck is the bit between the backs of my ears :-6


My condolences.

Chookie;605770 wrote: My condolences.


.:yh_rotfl.

Um...is this thread just like, a whole big string of non-sequiturs?? Is that the trick?

The view to an onion is certainly feasible. Lifetime after lifetime many bad things done, much hurt to many a good people. Reincarnation after reincarnation, layer upon layer. Dealing with and repaying those karmic debts. It is the way of the greater cosmos.

If you dont like onions, then perhaps the rings of a tree. Pushing out from the very centre, out towards the last layer. Dealing with crazy thought karma, illness, hardship, suffering in all its forms.

Eastern countries have viewed these things for thousands of years. Unravel it all, dig deep and deal with it. Its all ours.

Best of luck with your book Koan.

:-6

Yup, that's them.