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I tried googling some hot girls for him and LORD HAVE MERCY!! MY EYES!!



ahem, I'll think of something else to get for him............... :wah:

oldie but goodie:



2 guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself "down there"

one guy says to the other "I wish I could do that"

the other guy says "you might want to pet him first"



:D

try this one

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dubs;605569 wrote: try this one


how is a pic of a race car ment to cheer me up

WonderWendy3;605571 wrote:


hey! I dated him!

Cheer up dude. Even John Wayne Bobbit has a laugh now and then and he had his wiener whacked off.

YZGI;605606 wrote: Cheer up dude. Even John Wayne Bobbit has a laugh now and then and he had his wiener whacked off.


^^^Now those are true words of encouragement^^^^^



Thread can be closed now!!:wah:

YZGI;605606 wrote: Cheer up dude. Even John Wayne Bobbit has a laugh now and then and he had his wiener whacked off.


I think you got the makings of a Hallmark card right there.........

WonderWendy3;605583 wrote:


Yikes ...At first I thought it said 'pheasant' - I'm not that kinda bird :wah: :wah:

not funny, but cute

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NotToday;605625 wrote: not funny, but cute


awww...how cute is that...



Glad that BB needed cheerin' up...I'm having a blast!!:wah: :wah:

sunny104;605613 wrote: I think you got the makings of a Hallmark card right there.........


I was just gonna say the same thing:wah: :wah:

Hey BB are you smiling yet???:wah: :wah: :wah:

AngelEyes82;605658 wrote: It could be for Uncle Fester too.. He needs a lot of cheering up! :-4


oh! let's do his own thread! :-4

ok

YZGI;605606 wrote: Cheer up dude. Even John Wayne Bobbit has a laugh now and then and he had his wiener whacked off.


great advice

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonay."

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.



Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.



"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in s ome more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN

THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are

we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen

to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.

USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."



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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

A minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with

arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we

are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one little

girl leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little

girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at

that point...

Ok...if this doesn't make you laugh...you need medical help!









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Spinner;606823 wrote: Ok...if this doesn't make you laugh...you need medical help!









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get me a doc

el guapo i know how terrible today is i have not told any one on fg or otherwise :-6



if you dont manage even a small smile i will send these guys to sort you out





still no news my end i have been by the phone all day nothing at all





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