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ok

now we can have our way with him! :-4

although I am not going to attempt googling anymore hot girls............:-3 :wah:

*minks runs out to go find a clown that can juggle*

:d :d

Pinky;605680 wrote: *waving hand in the air* I can! I can!:D


Pinks the floor is all yours.

AngelEyes82;605712 wrote: here ya go.


gives a whole 'nother meaning to needing a trim! :wah:

Thank you all ,but you can have a laugh on me , I just had a shower and I slipped out of the bath , managed to grab the side of the bath with both hands , glad no one was there with a camera , what a sight , Neckid uncle, legs in bath bare bum resting on bathroom floor /

Uncle Fester;605719 wrote: Thank you all ,but you can have a laugh on me , I just had a shower and I slipped out of the bath , managed to grab the side of the bath with both hands , glad no one was there with a camera , what a sight , Neckid uncle, legs in bath bare bum resting on bathroom floor /


toooo much info

Uncle Fester;605719 wrote: Thank you all ,but you can have a laugh on me , I just had a shower and I slipped out of the bath , managed to grab the side of the bath with both hands , glad no one was there with a camera , what a sight , Neckid uncle, legs in bath bare bum resting on bathroom floor /


Geez, Unk!

What have you done? Break a mirror, spit into the wind, tug on Superman cape?

You need Pinky to give you a good luck spell or something.

Go outside, turn counterclockwise three times and then spit. See if that helps.

:-6

Uncle Fester;605719 wrote: Thank you all ,but you can have a laugh on me , I just had a shower and I slipped out of the bath , managed to grab the side of the bath with both hands , glad no one was there with a camera , what a sight , Neckid uncle, legs in bath bare bum resting on bathroom floor /


awww, Unc...hope you are okay...:-4

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were

actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?

A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget

Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?

A: We both do.

Q: Voodoo?

A: We do.

Q: You do?

A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes

Q: And what were you doing at the time?

Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, okay?

Q: What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.

Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere