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My battery finally went dead after 5 years. So I got a jump and drove to my sexy mechanic's and got a new one.

He's so ..........awesome. So he said he'd work on my air conditioner too and has to "convert" my car so he can do it. I don't know what that means, but he explained it in mechanical terms. And said he'd do it for only $45. So I said I'd be back Saturday and I'd bring some iced cold lemonade for him since it's been soooo hot here lately. He got all happy and said he'd be there. And then when I got in my car he said all nice-like "be good" and I said "I am".

We were watching the t.v. there and there are some fires in the Hollywood Hills. One of his mechanics came in and said all loud "there's fires up the ass"! And my mechanic got mad at him for saying that in front of me and said "what"? And we went outside and he said "what an abrasive idiot"," fires up the ass"? I just laughed. I guess he gets embarrassed when his guys act crude in front of a woman. But I laughed. :wah:

hmmmmmmmmmmm, how much money can you spend? Cause Im thinkin your car may need some extra repairs! Ha. Ha. If he isnt gay, or married or has a live-in,

wanted by the FBI, or a serial killer, drug addict, hey go for it!:wah:

cinamin;609292 wrote: My battery finally went dead after 5 years. So I got a jump and drove to my sexy mechanic's and got a new one.



He's so ..........awesome. So he said he'd work on my air conditioner too and has to "convert" my car so he can do it. I don't know what that means, but he explained it in mechanical terms. And said he'd do it for only $45. So I said I'd be back Saturday and I'd bring some iced cold lemonade for him since it's been soooo hot here lately. He got all happy and said he'd be there. And then when I got in my car he said all nice-like "be good" and I said "I am".



We were watching the t.v. there and there are some fires in the Hollywood Hills. One of his mechanics came in and said all loud "there's fires up the ass"! And my mechanic got mad at him for saying that in front of me and said "what"? And we went outside and he said "what an abrasive idiot"," fires up the ass"? I just laughed. I guess he gets embarrassed when his guys act crude in front of a woman. But I laughed. :wah:




what is it with wimin and guys that buy them new batteries:wah: :wah:

do you have pics to share ahahahaha:wah:

cinamin;609292 wrote: My battery finally went dead after 5 years. So I got a jump and drove to my sexy mechanic's and got a new one.

He's so ..........awesome. So he said he'd work on my air conditioner too and has to "convert" my car so he can do it. I don't know what that means, but he explained it in mechanical terms. And said he'd do it for only $45. So I said I'd be back Saturday and I'd bring some iced cold lemonade for him since it's been soooo hot here lately. He got all happy and said he'd be there. And then when I got in my car he said all nice-like "be good" and I said "I am".

We were watching the t.v. there and there are some fires in the Hollywood Hills. One of his mechanics came in and said all loud "there's fires up the ass"! And my mechanic got mad at him for saying that in front of me and said "what"? And we went outside and he said "what an abrasive idiot"," fires up the ass"? I just laughed. I guess he gets embarrassed when his guys act crude in front of a woman. But I laughed. :wah:


Sod the lemonade! A picnic and a bottle of wine, turn up to pick up your car around lunchtime. Don't forget the blanket for under and over.

crazygal;609617 wrote: Sod the lemonade! A picnic and a bottle of wine, turn up to pick up your car around lunchtime. Don't forget the blanket for under and over.


...............and casually mention that it was too hot to wear underpants!



:D :wah:

let us know how saturday goes............:-6

sunny104;609629 wrote: ...............and casually mention that it was too hot to wear underpants!




:wah: No bra either and a see-through top. :p

crazygal;609636 wrote: :wah: No bra either and a see-through top. :p




jaw droping:-3





you have talking to suzy too much young lady :-2

jimbo;609644 wrote: jaw droping:-3





you have talking to suzy too much young lady :-2


Haven't for ages. Where she be?

jimbo;609644 wrote: jaw droping:-3






see! it works! :wah:

Okay....I went back Friday night after work. I dressed in a thin cotton dress and a few people at work asked me "where are you goi8ng after work?" I just went to get my alternator. (It was the alternator after all). And I ended up staying there until waaay after closing. He let me sit behind his counter and watch t.v. And he kept coming in there and chatting and watching t.v. He was being really cute and funny. He put on a pair of sex sunglasses and walked around looking at me to see if I was looking back. Anyway, we kinda hung out there in the garage and i got to watch him mop and listen to him joke around about how mutch he hates dirt. And how he likes to clean. He gave me a grapefruit juice to drink and when he finally decided to let me go home, he wrote my invoice. It was waaaay after they'd closed and there were no more customers. I told hm "I shoulda brought my sleeping bag and a pillow".

Then Saturday I had to go back and he put in a new ignition and 2 keys, since his stupid mechanic broke my key off in the ingition switch. I had to get assertive. So Saturday i was there too. But those are is hectic days and he has no time for fooling around. but this Saturday i may go back and treat him to lemonade.

My friend who met him says she is going to call him and tell him to marry me.

Pinky;609779 wrote: Did you ask him if he was thinking of lubing the pipework too?:sneaky: :wah:


Once I went in and told him "when I push on the accelerator, the engine makes a revving noise". He didnt get it.

i need a new car for my battery , its totally had it :wah: :wah:

magenta flame;613069 wrote: I want a sexy mechanic!




you are not allowed one you are married , you are only allowed unsexy mechanics ...... unsoberano wise guy do you know anything about motors :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ........:rolleyes:

Indian Princess;609548 wrote: hmmmmmmmmmmm, how much money can you spend? Cause Im thinkin your car may need some extra repairs! Ha. Ha. If he isnt gay, or married or has a live-in,

wanted by the FBI, or a serial killer, drug addict, hey go for it!:wah:


Picky, Picky, Picky! :wah:

cars;613116 wrote: Picky, Picky, Picky! :wah:




very good :wah:

I wonder if mine even thinks he's sexy? Ooooo we accidentally touched each other's hands....Oooooo!

cinamin;613690 wrote: I wonder if mine even thinks he's sexy? Ooooo we accidentally touched each other's hands....Oooooo!




i take it he was greasing your palm then

Idgie;613874 wrote: :yh_rotfl



Maybe you can find a sexy mechanic to find one for you. :p


any one sexy i know uses their batteries er er well not in cars :wah: :wah:

Idgie;613894 wrote:





:wah:




i could of meant my suzy in her electric toothbrush :sneaky:

jimbo;613896 wrote: i could of meant my suzy in her electric toothbrush :sneaky:


:wah: hahaha knowing you, I somewhat doubt that!!!

I wonder if he greases his own. .....palm.......LOL!:wah: