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A petition has been started to keep Paris Hilton from going to jail. Here's my favorite line

She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.



For the whole petition letter

OH MY GOSH. Somebody actually thinks that? I knew about jail but I never bothered to read why she was going. Why is she going anyway?

I think that's really funny and kinda sad. It's not the part about how she looks that gets me; it's that anyone actually thinks she has that much candlepower to be a bright spot in the world. She's absolutely vapid.

Oops, I'm being judgmental again....:rolleyes:

She's going because she broke her probation. And she's going for a whole whopping 45 days. I guess she's afraid she might miss a big sale on Rodeo Drive or something. :rolleyes:

OMG she deserves to go to jail the silly cow. I have seen videos of her that made me wanna puke, what a whore!

Sheryl;609298 wrote:

She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.






yes, whatever shall we do without her for 45 whole days.........:-1





:yh_giggle

Paris who???:yh_loser

I wanted to sign the petition as Lock the beotch up for life for all I care... and wanted to put some waaa waaaa waaaa sounds in there...poor wittle baby, she might have to sleep without her fuzzy wuzzy million dollar pillow...:yh_cry :yh_cry

I'm not a fan, if you haven't noticed...

Sheryl;609298 wrote: A petition has been started to keep Paris Hilton from going to jail. Here's my favorite line

She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.



For the whole petition letter


Oh in the name of goodness!!! Did you ever hear such complete and total RUBBISH.....???

That is JUST UNREAL!!!

Well from what I have seen of her, she seems to give a pretty good BJ.

YZGI;609467 wrote: Well from what I have seen of her, she seems to give a pretty good BJ.


Maybe she should've included that in her sad little petition...might as well....seems as if she's trying anything....why not??

uh, I love my little mundane life!

And no, she hasnt brought any beauty to me, or anyone I know, yes she does keep the tabloids busy with photo ops when she doesnt wear underware.



And if you cant do the time, dont do the crime.

I just DO NOT understand why celebs think they deserve special treatment, you know if it were you or I in her situation they would throw the book at us. Argh I include pro athletes in this as well.

Paris Paris Paris you poor misguided little princess...... SUCK IT UP... oooo does that go with her blow "job" ahahahahaha:wah:

sunny104;609425 wrote: yes, whatever shall we do without her for 45 whole days.........


You'll just have to suffer.........................























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poor child, look what society has done to her:rolleyes:

minks;609606 wrote: I just DO NOT understand why celebs think they deserve special treatment, you know if it were you or I in her situation they would throw the book at us. Argh I include pro athletes in this as well.

Paris Paris Paris you poor misguided little princess...... SUCK IT UP... oooo does that go with her blow "job" ahahahahaha:wah:


Well said Minks:wah: :wah:

zinkyusa;609813 wrote: poor child, look what society has done to her:rolleyes:
Yeah!! Let her away with far too bloody much:-5

We seem to have had claustrophobia on account of the small size of the special cell provided by the jail authority. I'm sure any other inmate would have been removed to house arrest were she equally sensitive to discomfort.

This so annoys me, anybody else would have to do the full sentence so why shouldn't she? she does nothing productive in this world, lock her up and keep her there, thats what I say!

I say keep her in,

She hasn't exactly done anything to brighten up my mundain life,

if she gave me a million pound I wouldn't sign it. :wah:

In the morning they asked her, "Did you sleep well?"

" Oh!" said the Princess. "No. I scarcely slept at all. Heaven knows what's in that bed. I lay on something so hard that I'm black and blue all over. It was simply terrible."

They could see she was a real Princess and no question about it, now that she had felt one pea all the way through twenty mattresses and twenty more feather beds. Nobody but a Princess could be so delicate. So the Prince made haste to marry her, because he knew he had found a real Princess.

(Hans Christian Andersen, in translation, unadulterated)

It's BS that she was realeased to house arrest due to mental issues. :-5

Sheryl;632152 wrote: It's BS that she was realeased to house arrest due to mental issues. :-5
If thats the case, I won't ever have to do jail time.

Sheryl;632152 wrote: It's BS that she was realeased to house arrest due to mental issues. :-5


Isn't claustrophobia a mental issue?

crazygal;609383 wrote: OMG she deserves to go to jail the silly cow. I have seen videos of her that made me wanna puke, what a whore!


i think is a bit strong crazy to say that yeah let her pay her debt etc,But she is a rich kid just waiting to grow up

crazygal;609383 wrote: OMG she deserves to go to jail the silly cow. I have seen videos of her that made me wanna puke, what a whore!
Why is this so amusing coming fron CG?:D

spot;632155 wrote: Isn't claustrophobia a mental issue?


According to TMZ she was/is on verge of nervous breakdown. :rolleyes:

yeah nervous she might break a nail

She deserves exactly what she got, just because she is a rich young girl, doesn't mean she can get her own way, she should except what she did was wrong and grow up - though I really doubt that will happen somehow!! :p

I'll have a nervous breakdown if I see one more news story on her!

Poor wittle princess....and meanwhile we have starving children in the world...who gives a darn about this whore? wa wa wa wa :-1 --- NOT!!:mad:

chonsigirl;632187 wrote: I'll have a nervous breakdown if I see one more news story on her!
spot shrinks into the woodwork and reaches for the invisibility cloak

WonderWendy3;632195 wrote: Poor wittle princess....and meanwhile we have starving children in the world...who gives a darn about this whore? wa wa wa wa :-1 --- NOT!!:mad:


I see someone doesn't like her hehe :p

chrisb84uk;632201 wrote: I see someone doesn't like her hehe :p


what was the first clue?? I need to be more direct in the way I feel, more expressive.... :wah:

Hahaha good for you I say, express your feelings, don't keep them hidden inside!

That's our judicial system at it's finest. :-5 Let the freaken judge finish serving her sentence!

spot;632151 wrote: In the morning they asked her, "Did you sleep well?"

" Oh!" said the Princess. "No. I scarcely slept at all. Heaven knows what's in that bed. I lay on something so hard that I'm black and blue all over. It was simply terrible."

They could see she was a real Princess and no question about it, now that she had felt one pea all the way through twenty mattresses and twenty more feather beds. Nobody but a Princess could be so delicate. So the Prince made haste to marry her, because he knew he had found a real Princess.

(Hans Christian Andersen, in translation, unadulterated)


HA!!! Good one, Spot! I recognized that right off! :wah:

Well surprise surprise,I thought it was too good to be true when she got sent down.The poor mite did manage three days before she manged to have a breakdown or something.Who is going to send her a get well card then.:wah:

I'm just surprised Conrad or one of them didn't pay her way out. I mean they certainly have enough dough.

There are several threads on this, I expect FG can afford to keep them all running.

Here's the BBC announcement, anyway. It's reasonable in the same sense as George Bush's iimpotence with regard to a Presidential Pardon for I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby Jr. - too many people would roll their eyes.Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been taken screaming from a Los Angeles court after being told to return to jail to serve out her sentence. The celebrity heiress was ordered to attend the hearing rather than listen to the proceeding by telephone.

Hilton left jail on Thursday, just three days into a 45-day sentence for violating probation on a driving ban. Her release from detention, on unspecified medical grounds, had sparked widespread criticism.

Hilton attended court to hear the case for her "reassignment" to house arrest. She arrived in handcuffs and cried throughout the court session.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6735631.stm

I didn't know until yesterday, but one of the times she was pulled over, she actually told the officer that he would have to call her publicist to see if she had her license or not. :-5

OMG, Glad she got put back where she belongs

Waste of good air time on the news...............................

The Paris you dont know.

Heathens.

Nomad;633734 wrote: The Paris you dont know.

Heathens.




kind of turns me on..

but only a little

zinkyusa;633735 wrote: kind of turns me on..

but only a little


:wah:

God moves in mysterious ways.

This is priceless.

High-profile drug case prosecutor Schubert arrested on cocaine charge - News - ReviewJournal.com

I do hope it hurts, Mr Schubert, you've been making your living harming other people for long enough.

zinkyusa;633735 wrote: kind of turns me on..

but only a little


Whatever happened to Zinky? I always enjoyed his posts.

SnoozeAgain;1355929 wrote: Whatever happened to Zinky? I always enjoyed his posts.


Gone like the rest of them Snooze. All we get here now is passers by