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:wah: That's true!

My brother got the grilling gene. I can't open a can without cutting myself.

And in defense of my brother, he's really hands-on about the entire affair. His girlfriend has learned to simply stay out of the way.

this is so true. :wah:

Had this on mine but great to read it again, so true and funny.

so true! :rolleyes: :wah:

I didn't even laugh...so TRUE!!!

That was my EX except it was a Martini....and he would complain that I wasn't sitting beside him and enjoying the grilling...ummmm...I had to do everything else.....It used to STRESS me out....

It's threads like this, that remind me why it's SO great to live alone! I'm sitting here here in wonderful silence. None of that background drone........Nag naggy nag nag naggy nag nag nag grumble whinge nag moan grump nag.....etc...etc....etc..etc.....ad infinitum!

dubs;612692 wrote: It's threads like this, that remind me why it's SO great to live alone! I'm sitting here here in wonderful silence. None of that background drone........Nag naggy nag nag naggy nag nag nag grumble whinge nag moan grump nag.....etc...etc....etc..etc.....ad infinitum!


:wah: Hehe we will have to sort this lack of nagging thing out later in the chat room :wah: :wah: No man should go unnagged

ThePheasant;612693 wrote: Hehe we will have to sort this lack of nagging thing out later in the chat room :wah: No man should go unnagged


:wah: YOU beat me to it, you fast funny birdy!!

I was gonna say...yeah then you come into the chat room with all of us crazy wenches!! :wah:

ThePheasant;612693 wrote: :wah: Hehe we will have to sort this lack of nagging thing out later in the chat room :wah: No man should go unnagged


That's just pure Evil!!!!

And don't think I can't see you down there Wendy.......

doh!

boo!!

dubs;612696 wrote: That's just pure Evil!!!!

And don't think I can't see you down there Wendy.......


About the chat room - when was the last time you cleaned in there - codwebs everywhere - windows filthy - even Mother has an inch thick of dust on her - what do you expect us girls to do everything!!! And when did you last polish the smileys AND the background looks really grubby. To top it all not a hot bog or burger in site!! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY WE BOTHER - WHAT ARE WE YOUR SLAVES !!!

ThePheasant;612869 wrote: About the chat room - when was the last time you cleaned in there - codwebs everywhere - windows filthy - even Mother has an inch thick of dust on her - what do you expect us girls to do everything!!! And when did you last polish the smileys AND the background looks really grubby. To top it all not a hot bog or burger in site!! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY WE BOTHER - WHAT ARE WE YOUR SLAVES !!!


OY! You can Barbecue Pheasant, you know!...........:sneaky:

ThePheasant;612693 wrote: :wah: Hehe we will have to sort this lack of nagging thing out later in the chat room :wah: :wah: No man should go unnagged


Poor Dubs!! He's had such a nagging from some of us girls over the last day or 2!

You love it don't you hun??

pinkchick;612873 wrote: Poor Dubs!! He's had such a nagging from some of us girls over the last day or 2!

You love it don't you hun??


:wah: :wah: He asked for it - just got to think of a come back for cooking pheasy now :wah: :wah:

pinkchick;612873 wrote: Poor Dubs!! He's had such a nagging from some of us girls over the last day or 2!

You love it don't you hun??


He might not answer...cause remember....he's shy!!

WonderWendy3;612877 wrote: He might not answer...cause remember....he's shy!!


aww yeah - hes shy :wah:

ThePheasant;612876 wrote: :wah: :wah: He asked for it - just got to think of a come back for cooking pheasy now :wah: :wah:


Your too fowl!!

WonderWendy3;612877 wrote: He might not answer...cause remember....he's shy!!
Paaa Haa!! Now who told you that??:wah:

pinkchick;612880 wrote: Paaa Haa!! Now who told you that??:wah:


He did...and does and will...he reminds me all the time right before he tells me to "SHUT UP":wah:

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3;612884 wrote: He did...and does and will...he reminds me all the time right before he tells me to "SHUT UP":wah:


Yeah! It's getting awful close to that time Wenders!..........:p :p

dubs;612886 wrote: Yeah! It's getting awful close to that time Wenders!..........:p :p


That's what I was thinking... I'll be in the corner in fetal position if anyone needs me ....

WonderWendy3;612890 wrote: That's what I was thinking... I'll be in the corner in fetal position if anyone needs me ....


ooooooo Dubsy you BULLY !!

Dubs you meanie:(

ThePheasant;612892 wrote: ooooooo Dubsy you BULLY !!


She Bloody LOVES it!.........don't get fooled by the poor likkel Wendy bit! Pfft!.. She's a torment!.......:wah: :wah:

dubs;612897 wrote: She Bloody LOVES it!.........don't get fooled by the poor likkel Wendy bit! Pfft!.. She's a torment!.......:wah: :wah:


*fingers in my ears---la la lala lalalallalalalallala*

I can't hear anything while in fetal position and sucking my thumb!!:(

WonderWendy3;612898 wrote: *fingers in my ears---la la lala lalalallalalalallala*

I can't hear anything while in fetal position and sucking my thumb!!:(


Right thats is Dubsy - you are in BIG trouble now!!! I just trashed your profile and scribbled all over your profile pic. Wait till we get you in chat room later - you are in soooooo much trouble!!!!

WonderWendy3;612898 wrote: *fingers in my ears---la la lala lalalallalalalallala*



I can't hear anything while in fetal position and sucking my thumb!!:(


umm you have very long fingers or your ears are low down on your head if you can suck your thumb and still put your fingers in your ears :wah: :wah:

jimbo;612903 wrote: umm you have very long fingers or your ears are low down on your head if you can suck your thumb and still put your fingers in your ears :wah: :wah:


I was waiting for someone to catch that....I did the la la just for a minute...then resumed the thumb sucking....okay...well I'm leaving now... bye

ThePheasant;612901 wrote: Right thats is Dubsy - you are in BIG trouble now!!! I just trashed your profile and scribbled all over your profile pic. Wait till we get you in chat room later - you are in soooooo much trouble!!!!


Might not go in!......:p

magenta flame;612940 wrote: Now that's funny!:wah: :wah:


No it's not then!.......Bloody gangin' up on me!.......:-5 :-5

magenta flame;611864 wrote: It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.



When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:



1) The woman buys the food.



2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.



3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. Here comes the important part...





4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL!!



More routine....



5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.



6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again





7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN!!



More routine.....



8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.



9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.



And most of all ...



10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.



11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!






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