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Soberano;613598 wrote: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a transcontinental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the

upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be

willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully

cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's

just pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

"Good, " she replied... "Get your own feckin blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.






mosser :wah: :wah:

:wah: :wah:

married people act like that?:p

Soberano;613598 wrote: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the

upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be

willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully

cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's

just pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

"Good, " she replied... "Get your own feckin blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.


:wah:

guppy;613606 wrote: married people act like that?:p


its called fore play i do believe :wah: :wah:

jimbo;613614 wrote: its called fore play i do believe :wah: :wah:


You and I need to talk

SuzyB;613616 wrote: You and I need to talk




trump ... get your own fecken blanket :wah: :wah:

magenta flame;613635 wrote: Nope worse .



He sleeps on the same side as the main light, he can get out of bed and turn the darn thing off.:wah:



he who is out of bed first .............gets the coffees!



(this one is for me yes I'm guilty ) Warm your bloody feet up before you cuddle me.



snore in my ear again and I'll bloody clobber you!



Isn't marriage bliss?:D




wow you make the perfect ex wife one day :wah: :wah:

magenta flame;613641 wrote: yep! in the same way I'll make the perfect ex mother-in-law:D



Watch out girls!:wah:






monster in law :wah: :wah:

magenta flame;613648 wrote: that's me alright !:D

Seriuously though I had one of my boys girlfriends stay overnight at our house and she was gobbsmacked that I wouldn't allow her to sleep in his room.

I calmly asked her if she always slept in boys rooms, and aproximately how many. My son got the message and we never saw her again:D


How old is your son MF?

magenta flame;613648 wrote: that's me alright !:D



Seriuously though I had one of my boys girlfriends stay overnight at our house and she was gobbsmacked that I wouldn't allow her to sleep in his room.



I calmly asked her if she always slept in boys rooms, and aproximately how many. My son got the message and we never saw her again:D


wow lucky girl :wah: goodnight folks nice dreams

Great contraception though

magenta flame;613653 wrote: He was fifteen and she was fourteen at the time.


Thats good parenting :-6

I can only say good for you.To my mind fourteenn is way too young to be messing with boys.Thank god I had sons...lol

marriage life is gonna suck like that!