Old, but good.
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:01 pm
When God created Scotland, he looked down on it with great satisfaction. Finally he called the Archangel Gabriel to have a look.
"Just see," said God. "This is the best yet. Splendid mountains, beautiful scenery, brave men, fine women, nice and a special drink called whisky. Try some."
Gabriel took an appreciative sip.
"Excellent," he said. "But haven't ye perhaps been too kind to them? Won't they be spoiled by all these things? Should there not be some drawback?"
"Just wait till ye see the neighbours they're getting."said God.
"Just see," said God. "This is the best yet. Splendid mountains, beautiful scenery, brave men, fine women, nice and a special drink called whisky. Try some."
Gabriel took an appreciative sip.
"Excellent," he said. "But haven't ye perhaps been too kind to them? Won't they be spoiled by all these things? Should there not be some drawback?"
"Just wait till ye see the neighbours they're getting."said God.