Mutton Jeff
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 12:53 pm
Three hard of hearing friends meet up on a park bench.
"Brrr... it's windy!" Said the first.
"Urrh?" said the second cupping his ear.
"I said it's WINDY." Replied the first, raising his voice.
"No it's not - it's Thursday!
"I'm thirsty too," said the third man, "Let's go to the pub!"
"Yes," agreed the first. "I could do with some grub, myself."
"Brrr... it's windy!" Said the first.
"Urrh?" said the second cupping his ear.
"I said it's WINDY." Replied the first, raising his voice.
"No it's not - it's Thursday!
"I'm thirsty too," said the third man, "Let's go to the pub!"
"Yes," agreed the first. "I could do with some grub, myself."