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Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 2:59 pm**

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:00 pm**

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt !

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:01 pm**

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were ants.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:02 pm**

Why was the archaeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:04 pm**

What's the difference between a joist and a girder?

Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:05 pm**

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A private tutor.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:06 pm**

What did Guppy say when she hit a concrete wall?

Damn.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:06 pm**

very good spot:D

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:07 pm**

How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down four skindivers.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:08 pm**

What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?

Bye son !

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:10 pm**

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?

She ran away from the ball and she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:11 pm**

er spot is this a protest about a person on fg that does never post anything interesting just loads of unfunny jokes , ok i will take notice :-6

shame that soberano is on holiday

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:23 pm**

... and this week's prize is the ideal break for any floorcovering enthusiast, it's two weeks on a luxury lino.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:55 pm**

You forgot...

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate (eight) 9

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 3:59 pm**

How do you get 4 postitutes onto the same stool ...........................................

Oops better not use that one

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 4:06 pm**

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilla (To kill here) Do Pee Wee dance

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:04 am**

A snail walked into a new car showroom and he said to the salesman "I want to buy a new car".

Okay. What kind of car do you want?

I want a really fast little car so I fit comfortably.

Okay, a really fast little car, we do those.

I want a really fast little car with a big letter S on the side.

Okay. A big letter S on the side. Why?

I want a fast car with a big letter S on the side cause when I drive down the street people will say "wow, look at that S car go!

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:32 am**

Leif Erickson went off on his voyage to the New World and a couple years passed and his wife found his name missing from the town register and she went to the census taker to complain, she said "You must have taken Leif off your census."

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:38 am**

God was talking to one of his angels. He said, "Boy, that was a heavy creative session but I just figured out how to rotate the Earth so it creates this really incredible 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness." The angel said, "What are you going to do now?" God says, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

These are really Garrison Keillor's jokes from his Radio Theater broadcasts, I was listening to one last night and decided they were eminently shareable. There are few people I enjoy listening to more. Besides, if I put the ones I like most into this thread I'll remember them next time I'm at a party.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:49 am**

Thank you Spot...they all made me giggle...of course I knew the S-Car joke...but still a fun silly one..

Have a Nice Day!:-6

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:53 am**

Thank you Spot and MF - great jokes!

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 4:43 am**

i'm fed up with you ruining my threads with you constant joking around spot ,get a grip fella there is more too life than joking about :-3

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 7:39 am**

I need a Valium after that , some one has gone mad and it is not me :-5

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 8:17 am**

what did freud think came between fear and sex?

-funf

:wah: :wah:

tip: read it out loud