Table talk
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:37 pm
Three colleagues who usually sat at a particular table found to their dismay a woman sitting there, too. They sit down with her and wink at one another. The firstone starts talking about parenthood, trying to embarass her into moving to another table.
"I don't know if I ever told you this, but Mom was three months pregnant before she and Pop tied the knot. It caused a real scandal in our neighbourhood."
"That nothing," said the second one, "I was two before Mom and Pop decided to do the right thing."
"Alright," Concedes the third. "Confession being good for the soul, I was, and always have been ashamed of my parents - they still live in sin..."
All look towards her for a reaction. She disssapoints them and continues eating her meal. Just as a prim and proper lady passes, she leans forward:
"Excuse me, but will one of you three Bas*ards please pass the salt."
"I don't know if I ever told you this, but Mom was three months pregnant before she and Pop tied the knot. It caused a real scandal in our neighbourhood."
"That nothing," said the second one, "I was two before Mom and Pop decided to do the right thing."
"Alright," Concedes the third. "Confession being good for the soul, I was, and always have been ashamed of my parents - they still live in sin..."
All look towards her for a reaction. She disssapoints them and continues eating her meal. Just as a prim and proper lady passes, she leans forward:
"Excuse me, but will one of you three Bas*ards please pass the salt."