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Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 2:43 pm**

:-1 There Ought To Be a Law Against Farting in Public!:rolleyes:

I am at the library scanning my recent pictures from my sketchbook....and this man sitting at the pc next to me farts! It was kinda loud and he didn't even act as if it bothered him. I mean I heard it. I looked over at him and looked away. And then the smell wafted over to me. He f u c k i n g stinks! What a jerk! So the just a few minutes ago he did it again! As if the first one wasn't bad enough. Well I gotta go now! :yh_eyebro

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 2:48 pm**

Pinky;622506 wrote: Sorry, but I find stuff like that hilarious!!:wah:

It is, until you smell it! He is like but his early 50's. A tall white guy. Boy he certainly isn't tryng to impress anyone is he?

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 2:52 pm**

pew!

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 3:28 pm**

Mmm yum, I can almost smell the aroma. :wah:

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 3:32 pm**

Pinky;622526 wrote: Chicken farts are the best by far.

Ooh not sampled that one. Cat's ming!

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 6:26 pm**

magenta flame;622680 wrote: Ahh Yes, the dumping of human and toxic waste..........I'll get onto greenpeace immediately. He's obviously violating both laws.

And call Al Gore while you're at it!

:p

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 7:14 pm**

magenta flame;622696 wrote: Absolutely ! oh and Bono and Bob Geldoff to organise a few concerts to aid the cause !

EVERYBODY SING!!!!!

We are the world,

we are the fart-less

We are the ones who make a brighter day

So lets start squeezing

Theres a choice we're making

so suck it up inside

its true we'll make a better day

Just you and me

:yh_rotflDid I mention that you were a loon?

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 8:02 pm**

:wah: :wah: somebody has some really cool smilies lately.....(mag)

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 2:20 am**

i'd much rather someone fart near me than smoke near me ,and unless its one of my best shirtlifters there is very little chance of it causing a fatal diesease:-3 :-3

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 3:39 am**

Jim has a little trick in the pub, where he goes next to a group of people, then drops a silent but violent, and quickly walks away. He then takes great pleasure in seeing them all choke and blame each other :rolleyes:

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 3:51 am**

SuzyB;622775 wrote: Jim has a little trick in the pub, where he goes next to a group of people, then drops a silent but violent, and quickly walks away. He then takes great pleasure in seeing them all choke and blame each other :rolleyes:

Haha! that's so Evil :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 3:53 am**

CrazyCruizChick;622781 wrote: Haha! that's so Evil :yh_rotfl

He's made me actually sick before, then just laughed about it :-5 By the way love your piccys :-4

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 3:55 am**

SuzyB;622784 wrote: He's made me actually sick before, then just laughed about it :-5 By the way love your piccys :-4

Thanks SuzyB :-4

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 3:56 am**

SuzyB;622775 wrote: Jim has a little trick in the pub, where he goes next to a group of people, then drops a silent but violent, and quickly walks away. He then takes great pleasure in seeing them all choke and blame each other :rolleyes:

suzy you will ruin my good name with your unfounded romours ,every one knows i would never play such a foul prank :sneaky: :sneaky: