The 80 year old shoplifter
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:26 pm
An 80 year old woman was arrested for
shop lifting. When she went before the
judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen
them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many
peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days
in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce
the punishment the woman 's husband
spoke up and asked the judge if he could
say something. He said, " What is it? "
The husband said, "She also stole a can
of peas."
shop lifting. When she went before the
judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen
them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many
peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days
in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce
the punishment the woman 's husband
spoke up and asked the judge if he could
say something. He said, " What is it? "
The husband said, "She also stole a can
of peas."