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A prize will be awarded to whoever has the best guess as to where they are & what they are doing

My Guess is their in the bedroom getting it on with each other :sneaky:

Musiclover89;636541 wrote: My Guess is their in the bedroom getting it on with each other :sneaky:


Nah, that only takes jimbo a sec..:sneaky:

zinkyusa;636544 wrote: Nah, that only takes jimbo a sec..:sneaky:


:wah

i think they are in the gaden doing some weeding:wah: :wah:

Is it cheating if I walk round and look through their window??

I only live 3 roads away!

You'll have to pay me for the info though! I take paypal! :wah:

Elvira;636678 wrote: Is it cheating if I walk round and look through their window??

I only live 3 roads away!

You'll have to pay me for the info though! I take paypal! :wah:


im cheaper and i will take cash

so ya want me to ring him

buttercup;636525 wrote: A prize will be awarded to whoever has the best guess as to where they are & what they are doing


No such luck mate, been at hosp all day for my pain meeting :-5

buttercup;636525 wrote: A prize will be awarded to whoever has the best guess as to where they are & what they are doing


Jimbo went into the vegetable patch in the garden this morning to pull a brace of onions for his breakfast when there was this creaking noise and a hole of huge dimensions opened in front of his very feet where an old mineshaft had been boarded over in times gone by and passed beyond the memory of man and in he fell with a surprised expletive on his lips.

But Suzy had seen this from the kitchen window and pausing only to pocket a torch and a clasp knife for emergencies she rushed to the shed, tied the garden hose to a nearby tree, dropped the entire length of it down the mineshaft and boldly wrapping a twist round her thigh she abseiled into the gaping chasm.

Reaching the lowest extremity of the shaft she found a tunnel. Turning on her torch she saw Jimbo's footprints stretching into the dark, overlaid with what could only be those of several velociraptors which must have scented the onions and chased so they could eat him up with their gnashy teeth. Suzy gritted hers and ran fast to catch up.

Rounding a corner she saw an old-fashioned touchscreen monitor with the words "press here to access the security controls" next to a green circle labelled "here". Navigating through "map of the mine" and "show lifeforms in realtime" and "trap the velociraptors" she worked out which turns to take to reach Jimbo and rescue him. He was glad to see her.

Following the footprints back to the mineshaft, Suzy put Jimbo into a fireman's lift and climbed back to the surface. She was slightly tired by this but quite pleased with herself. "Thank you Suzy", said Jimbo. They picked another couple of onions and went into the kitchen for a cup of tea, but they covered the mineshaft first so nobody else would fall down it.

The End.

spot;636725 wrote: Jimbo went into the vegetable patch in the garden this morning to pull a brace of onions for his breakfast when there was this creaking noise and a hole of huge dimensions opened in front of his very feet where an old mineshaft had been boarded over in times gone by and passed beyond the memory of man and in he fell with a surprised expletive on his lips.

But Suzy had seen this from the kitchen window and pausing only to pocket a torch and a clasp knife for emergencies she rushed to the shed, tied the garden hose to a nearby tree, dropped the entire length of it down the mineshaft and boldly wrapping a twist round her thigh she abseiled into the gaping chasm.

Reaching the lowest extremity of the shaft she found a tunnel. Turning on her torch she saw Jimbo's footprints stretching into the dark, overlaid with what could only be those of several velociraptors which must have scented the onions and chased so they could eat him up with their gnashy teeth. Suzy gritted hers and ran fast to catch up.

Rounding a corner she saw an old-fashioned touchscreen monitor with the words "press here to access the security controls" next to a green circle labelled "here". Navigating through "map of the mine" and "show lifeforms in realtime" and "trap the velociraptors" she worked out which turns to take to reach Jimbo and rescue him. He was glad to see her.

Following the footprints back to the mineshaft, Suzy put Jimbo into a fireman's lift and climbed back to the surface. She was slightly tired by this but quite pleased with herself. "Thank you Suzy", said Jimbo. They picked another couple of onions and went into the kitchen for a cup of tea, but they covered the mineshaft first so nobody else would fall down it.

The End.


dam_!! give him the prize BC.:yh_worshp :yh_clap

zinkyusa;636728 wrote: dam_!! give him the prize BC.:yh_worshp :yh_clap


do ya think he saw the white rabbit while down there, or the mad hatter??

i have been to work





i'm a pole dancer now





:o

ok i'm a builder type guy

spot;636725 wrote: Jimbo went into the vegetable patch in the garden this morning to pull a brace of onions for his breakfast when there was this creaking noise and a hole of huge dimensions opened in front of his very feet where an old mineshaft had been boarded over in times gone by and passed beyond the memory of man and in he fell with a surprised expletive on his lips.



But Suzy had seen this from the kitchen window and pausing only to pocket a torch and a clasp knife for emergencies she rushed to the shed, tied the garden hose to a nearby tree, dropped the entire length of it down the mineshaft and boldly wrapping a twist round her thigh she abseiled into the gaping chasm.



Reaching the lowest extremity of the shaft she found a tunnel. Turning on her torch she saw Jimbo's footprints stretching into the dark, overlaid with what could only be those of several velociraptors which must have scented the onions and chased so they could eat him up with their gnashy teeth. Suzy gritted hers and ran fast to catch up.



Rounding a corner she saw an old-fashioned touchscreen monitor with the words "press here to access the security controls" next to a green circle labelled "here". Navigating through "map of the mine" and "show lifeforms in realtime" and "trap the velociraptors" she worked out which turns to take to reach Jimbo and rescue him. He was glad to see her.



Following the footprints back to the mineshaft, Suzy put Jimbo into a fireman's lift and climbed back to the surface. She was slightly tired by this but quite pleased with herself. "Thank you Suzy", said Jimbo. They picked another couple of onions and went into the kitchen for a cup of tea, but they covered the mineshaft first so nobody else would fall down it.



The End.


wow thats where i was

jimbo;636741 wrote: i have been to work





i'm a pole dancer now





ok i'm a builder type guy


you'd dance to with a pole up your _ _ _.:p

zinkyusa;636748 wrote: you'd dance to with a pole up your _ _ _.:p








like this :-3 :-3

jimbo;636751 wrote: like this :-3










:eek: :yh_rotfl

Spot - please choose your prize



A call out gouranga be happy fridge magnet

A sparkly pink tiara

An incense holder from Tunisia

All my spam for a month

buttercup;637176 wrote: Spot - please choose your prizeThe call out gouranga be happy fridge magnet, oh yes. Whoever thought up that entire concept should be knighted. Life goes so much better with a bit of lunacy in it.

Please forward your address via pm - GOURANGA