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as you guys probably no i am a bit of a salad dodger and could really do with losing 50 pounds .. so nakid is a no no for jimbo i knew i'd put on a few pounds when so got friendly in bed the other night she whispered do you mind if i turn the light off ?? i said why now that i've put on weight is it putting you off??? she said no but now your belly is bigger the bulb is burning my arse





any way at work yesterday it was really hot so i took my shirt off ,i meant to say i have the body of a god





but when the lads fell about laughing i realised i'd said i had the body of a goddess doh they took the micky all day





when did you last drop yourself in it :wah: :wah:

jimbo;638588 wrote: as you guys probably no i am a bit of a salad dodger and could really do with losing 50 pounds .. so nakid is a no no for jimbo i knew i'd put on a few pounds when so got friendly in bed the other night she whispered do you mind if i turn the light off ?? i said why now that i've put on weight is it putting you off??? she said no but now your belly is bigger the bulb is burning my arse


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Thanks Jumbo

jimbo you can cheer anyone up xxx

Oh Jimbo, you are a star.

That is just priceless:wah: :wah: :wah:

:wah: :wah:

aww your a treasure lol

:wah: i'm amazed people didn't lose their sight when you took your shirt of

Jimbo... The answer is... You need another arsehole... :wah:

Perhaps tying the bulb holder up would help...

Failing that, maybe you need to be on top!!!!!!!!! (Cut the bed legs down)....... Bare arse on bare bulb..ouch...Burn at first...fart and it could be fatal....

Armed police etc.. "Throw your arse out or we will shoot!"

Jimbo could be our first homegrown bumfart terrorist.........

HAHA Jimbo!! Nice one.

Errrmmmm cannot remember the last time I dropped myself in it. Will get back to you on that one.

Better not bend over, the room will go dark. :wah:

crazygal;639063 wrote: Better not bend over, the room will go dark. :wah:


LMAO