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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given 3 tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who's boss , he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions eat everything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at 2 chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions he says to himself, because lions eat everything. He hurles the chimps into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey fron the South American Bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because, lions eat everything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"



Wait for it..............







The lion says "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish, Chimps and Mushy Bees!!

:wah: :wah:

Guess I'm slow, it must be funnier on the other side of the pond?! :-2

It's funny, cars, but as you say - you have to live here.

Sorry guys! I forgot about the differences in humour:-5

HEHE Very good.:yh_clap

:wah: Good one Chicky

pinkchick;638926 wrote: Sorry guys! I forgot about the differences in humour:-5


I don't see anything wrong with it. It's not a bad joke.

kumininexile;639209 wrote: I don't see anything wrong with it. It's not a bad joke.
Thank you:)

Soberano;639225 wrote: A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."



I liked this one, so true.


I liked that one too!!

Good job Soberano....You made me laugh:wah: :wah:

pinkchick;638908 wrote: A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given 3 tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who's boss , he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions eat everything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at 2 chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions he says to himself, because lions eat everything. He hurles the chimps into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey fron the South American Bees.

As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because, lions eat everything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"



Wait for it..............







The lion says "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish, Chimps and Mushy Bees!!

:wah: :wah:
:wah:



:wah:

Soberano;639228 wrote: I will try again then.



A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"


You're on a roll fella:wah: