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Soberano;640963 wrote: Smiled all the way through that one, pity that Blackburn tosser got in on it.

Had a good night out with the Wurzels once.

Drunk a flagon of rough scrumpy two weeks ago with me sisters partner, cloudy and lumpy like it ought to be a cracking hangover in the morning.

Thanks for that one.


ya welcome what the cider cost down there for a gurt big un

Soberano;640987 wrote: A fivers worth will make you fall down the stairs.

My sisters partner did exactly that, 10 stitches just above his eye.:wah:

We also drunk a £30 quid bottle of champers in half pint glasses, that helped, sis was not happy about that one, it was her bottle and we had finished it by the time she found us in the kitchen.


i love the wurzels and i grink the cider my dad was a somerset man



drink up ze zider

butthe jimbo has not found this yet

sorry mate will keep it hush hush

el guapo;640990 wrote: i love the wurzels and i grink the cider my dad was a somerset man



drink up ze zider


Much prefered the like of Don't tell I tell 'Ee :-

I took a ride one night, a PC hove in sight;

'ee pulled me up because i got no brake no bell no light.

"I'll sling the book at 'ee" that copper said with glee;

I said sling all you like, 'tis your dad's bike - so don't tell I, tell 'ee!

Young Sarah Jones one day, got in the fam'ly way;

'er father come with a gert big gun, said "'ee'll 'ave to pay".

'Ee chased I up a tree, I 'ollered leave I be;

I said I 'appen to know, 'twas old Fred Snow, so don't tell I, tell 'ee!"

etc.