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What do you do that most people would never be aware of?

I play spoons and harmonica and maybe two people know this.

Under the right circumstances, and under the influence of the proper quantity of alcoholic beverage...I can be quite pleasant company.

I can Cha Cha, Jive, Samba and Rumba, can't waltz to save my life though :wah:

Very nice, you guys. :-6

I can laugh like Woody Woodpecker (not attractive) or like a witch (very cool)

and I can whistle the opening lead of Guns N Roses' "Patience."

I'm a sometime poet and I enjoy troll-baiting.

Also, I'm really, really nasty (if you pay me enough).

I do not, however, inflict my singing on others (unless they need the bar cleared)

Pinky;642916 wrote: Aw, you're not that bad Chook, you're quite sweet really!:D


You haven't heard me singing........





Have you??

Pinky;642913 wrote: Wow!!! I'd love to hear that! God, I have a right laugh on me, can you imagine the two of us together?:o


Who knows, maybe if you come to that thing, we can try it out.

Two poetic, skydiving-wannabe witches. Do you think they could handle it? If we're anywhere near a jukebox, we're commandeering all the Black Crowes songs!! :wah:

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my penis.

Karaoke? Karafikkinoke? Karafikkinoke issit?

Karaoke is a crime against humanity and as such, should be punishable by death (for a first offence).

Nomad;642932 wrote: I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my penis.


No Nomad!! You're supposed to use your TONGUE for that! Haven't I taught you anything?!

:wah:

I’m hilarious! Which is even funnier because I am a manager in large company and can be so serious much of the time.

But when I am with my wife and kids, our house is always full of laughter. Some at work would see some of my sense of humour, but others would think that I am always very business focused. I think that some people at work would be surprised to see how much I joke around.

:wah: :wah: :-2