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my girl has landed , the house looks like we have been raided by the drug squad ,chantelle just destroys everything she touches ,poor suzy has thousands of pounds worth of make up and beauty products i came in went upstairs ,the beauty stuff is on piles of clothes lids of scattered around the floor ,the once tidy bedroom is now a disaster area hurricane chantelle has struck,if she makes a sandwich she uses every knife and fork there is grated cheese every where even on the ceiling ,she went to sleep the other night with apple juice in her hand ,it poured over her head,the couch the blankets ,the clothes she was wearing and the floor she slept right through it ,she is uncontrollable but you know what i'm loving every minute of it



we are working a tag team strategy just to try and wear her out ,we are all shattered :wah:



see what i mean

Can she beat you at pool? I bet I could.

Ring the local allotment society and rent her a patch, that'll slow her down.

Oh spot, I could beat him at pool.

There is no help.... sorry... I have been wiping up splilt sugar off the kitchen counters, and washing comforters for at least 15 years now. Buckle your seat belt.. your in for a very long ride. :wah:

:wah: Oh my gosh, such is the wonders of children!

You think thats bad ? :rolleyes:

Wait till she's been in that bedroom 3 months :sneaky:

Ok here's my help -

1/ Buy suzy a lockable beauty case (this is essential & you must do it today) Only keep Suzy's crap perfume's on show, the good one's must go in the lockable case or she wont bloody have any

2/ Place a rug in front of chantelle's full length mirror as foundation & eye shadow get crushed into the carpet grrrr

3/ Block mobile calls on your landline (phone bt to do this, do it today)

4/ Towels (hide some) just so you actually get one. My daughter tends to use about four at a time & they land up in a scrunched soggy heap in her bedroom.

5/ Cutlery (hide some) I'm not joking

6/ Socks (hide some) again im not joking, teenage girls have a thing for dad's socks no matter how many they have of their own

7/ Tell her now that cut off time for friends & boyfriends visiting is 11pm, ensure she knows this is final, no debates

I'll get back to you with more but these are paramount just now

p.s - she's very pretty, good mover too

Oldest girl kept her bedroom spotless but was a bloody nightmare teen, her younger daughter used to live in a complete pigsty (seriously disgusting - Chantelle's an amateur) but was no trouble at all. I know which I preferred!



My rule was dishes brought down, washing put by the machine or it doesn't get done and if you end up with vermin in the room you pay for Rentokil to sort it out!!!

Ha!! I am SO happy for you!! I woke up this morning, went out to the living room to find popcorn all over the floor, not to mention the other messes that I just look at and shake my head on a daily basis....love those Children-don't we?? :-4 :-4

Chantelle is absolutely gorgeous!! She reminds me of myself in the video, if I could do a flip, I would...I usually stick to the cart-wheels!!:D

jimbo;647462 wrote: my girl has landed , the house looks like we have been raided by the drug squad ,chantelle just destroys everything she touches ,poor suzy has thousands of pounds worth of make up and beauty products i came in went upstairs ,the beauty stuff is on piles of clothes lids of scattered around the floor ,the once tidy bedroom is now a disaster area hurricane chantelle has struck,if she makes a sandwich she uses every knife and fork there is grated cheese every where even on the ceiling ,she went to sleep the other night with apple juice in her hand ,it poured over her head,the couch the blankets ,the clothes she was wearing and the floor she slept right through it ,she is uncontrollable but you know what i'm loving every minute of it



we are working a tag team strategy just to try and wear her out ,we are all shattered :wah:



see what i mean












So you're saying she has been Americanized?:wah:

YZGI;647678 wrote: So you're saying she has been Americanized?:wah:




totally buddy ,i got in my van saw here music Cd's all in a case just like mine are in and i thought wow at least she looks after the music ,then i turned a corner and my Cd's came sliding across the floor all scratched and ruined ... she had just taken mine out and replaced them with hers so hers would not get scratched ....i think she rubbed them on the floor on purpose so we have no alternative but to listen to hers :-3 :-3

jimbo;647683 wrote: totally buddy ,i got in my van saw here music Cd's all in a case just like mine are in and i thought wow at least she looks after the music ,then i turned a corner and my Cd's came sliding across the floor all scratched and ruined ... she had just taken mine out and replaced them with hers so hers would not get scratched ....i think she rubbed them on the floor on purpose so we have no alternative but to listen to hers :-3 :-3
She probably had a Frenchy help her.:wah:

YZGI;647685 wrote: She probably had a Frenchy help her.:wah:




it was my audio slave cd :rolleyes:

jimbo;647689 wrote: it was my audio slave cd :rolleyes:


OK Jimbo this has reached crisis levels now AUDIOSLAVE scratched.... oooooo Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I have to agree with buttercup there that is good sound advise.