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Dont know if its last nights pizza or the booze but i cant stop farting :-3

Other than a download in the toilet which i dont seem to need how can you stop yourself farting?

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Seriously my ass is playing tune's :wah:

Just as well you can't find your ciggies as you could cause an explosion.:wah:

:guitarist playing tune's :wah:

I did mix my drinks - doing that makes you fart? :-2

Do you drink beer, cider or shots with soda? It's all the gas and bubbles in the drink, also when I drink I tend to gulp lots of air, to get ready for my non stop talking. Nothing worse than larger farts though, they make me want to ralph.

hope things are improving buttercup

:wah: :wah:

:wah: Thanks Neffy

Yes improvement has been made, ive dowloaded.

Who can hold a fart in? How long for?

Are you a loud farter or the silent deadly type?

Good advice but as soon as i get hammered all advice & common sense gets forgotten, no fun in being sensible whilst out is there?

*Peg walks in holding her nose.* See that seat over there Bcup---------->? That's right. The one WAAAAAAY over there between Nomad and Jimbo. They want you to sit there between them.:sneaky: :wah:

Nowhere else i'd rather sit, finally i win the farting comp :p

buttercup;650150 wrote: Dont know if its last nights pizza or the booze but i cant stop farting :-3



Other than a download in the toilet which i dont seem to need how can you stop yourself farting?




Youre not buttercup !

Your Snooze Alarm !

Aint ya ? :wah:

Well i just thought it was time to clear up the misconception that i dont fart, granted i tend to hold it in as taught by Snooze but today it escaped in all directions, was nothing i could do. :wah:

buttercup;650184 wrote: :wah: Thanks Neffy

Yes improvement has been made, ive dowloaded.

Who can hold a fart in? How long for?

Are you a loud farter or the silent deadly type?


:wah:

Sit back, relax and let it rip!!!

I'm all farted out now Mik

i just blame the dogs

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Does the Queen trump? :-3

buttercup;650150 wrote: Dont know if its last nights pizza or the booze but i cant stop farting :-3

Other than a download in the toilet which i dont seem to need how can you stop yourself farting?


LMFAO I had this last week when my sister was staying, poor sister! OK again now but baked beans do it to me, so do eggs.

Uncle Kram;651069 wrote: Does the Queen trump? :-3


There must have been occasions when members of the royal family have farted at public engagements, the bodyguards likely take the blame :wah:

Yip there's no mistaking it, he farted :wah:

Looking at Prince Harry I'd say he got a whiff!!

Buttercups my solution to farting problems is by using the cork from your empty wine bottle. At the same time your helping the planet by producing less toxic gases and also recycling old corks. I hope this is of help, :wah:

maccat;651124 wrote: Buttercups my solution to farting problems is by using the cork from your empty wine bottle. At the same time your helping the planet by producing less toxic gases and also recycling old corks. I hope this is of help, :wah:


This is also a way to relieve boredom, just put out a target and bend over - hours of fun for all the family

Imladris;651129 wrote: This is also a way to relieve boredom, just put out a target and bend over - hours of fun for all the family


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FartsRfun..Fart Songs

play list No5..Good ole Britney. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Soberano;651099 wrote: It would seem that someone within the "royal ranks" passed wind whilst on the balcony much to the amusement of all.

Notice HM the Queen's face in the first two photo's, then look at her final expression in picture three.

How guilty does HRH the Duke of Edinburgh look?





http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/S ... l-fart.jpg




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Odie;1090511 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I remember that pic in the papers. "One" so farted and dealt a smelly:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1090518 wrote: I remember that pic in the papers. "One" so farted and dealt a smelly:yh_rotfl


to funny!

never seen it before!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

These are the threads that make you love this place........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

flopstock;1090544 wrote: These are the threads that make you love this place........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


darn right they do!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



thanks Chez for bumping this one up!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl