People are weird and disgusting
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:10 pm
and very brazen.
One day, at work, this. . . man. . . came in to get his fingerprints taken for a job he was applying for. Our Ten Printer was down so it had to be done the old fashioned way with ink. Since we don't do it that way very often, we are usually out of the little towels or fluid that takes the ink off your hands.
Now in one wing of our office is dispatch, warrant offices, fingerprinting office and the office where the prints are compared, read and filed. In this wing is one unisex bathroom. There are more women than men so the men opted to use the mens room just outside the door of the wing.
Well, this man had his prints done and the fingerprint guy, God only knows why, told him he could use our bathroom to wash his hands. One of the women on second shift went to use the facilities. When she walked in she noticed an unusual odor and something on the floor. She called in one of the warrant clerks to get a second opinion of what she thought it was. They both ran out screaming and gagging and raising hell.
Apparently, this guy was so excited having his prints done that he could not contain himself and, how shall I put this, uummmm, he expressed his personal satisfaction all over the bathroom!
The girls rubbered up and cleaned the bathroom as best they could and then called in our forensic tech fellow up with his ultra light. It was on the floor, the walls behind and beside the toilet, by the soap dispenser, just everywhere. He was real excited! Now, you have to understand that a lot of things will show up with that light so some of it may have been sweat, urine, whatever, (I'm about to make myself gag here!) Imagine someone so brazen as to do that in a law enforcement bathroom!
Some of it was splatter and some was smeared. They threw out all the TP, our air freshner, our hand lotion (!), everything and put in all new stuff. They cleaned all the hot spots and the tech lit up the room again and it was clean.
The fingerprint guy said, "I was wondering what took him so long in the bathroom"! Famous last words! :wah:
:yh_sick
One day, at work, this. . . man. . . came in to get his fingerprints taken for a job he was applying for. Our Ten Printer was down so it had to be done the old fashioned way with ink. Since we don't do it that way very often, we are usually out of the little towels or fluid that takes the ink off your hands.
Now in one wing of our office is dispatch, warrant offices, fingerprinting office and the office where the prints are compared, read and filed. In this wing is one unisex bathroom. There are more women than men so the men opted to use the mens room just outside the door of the wing.
Well, this man had his prints done and the fingerprint guy, God only knows why, told him he could use our bathroom to wash his hands. One of the women on second shift went to use the facilities. When she walked in she noticed an unusual odor and something on the floor. She called in one of the warrant clerks to get a second opinion of what she thought it was. They both ran out screaming and gagging and raising hell.
Apparently, this guy was so excited having his prints done that he could not contain himself and, how shall I put this, uummmm, he expressed his personal satisfaction all over the bathroom!
The girls rubbered up and cleaned the bathroom as best they could and then called in our forensic tech fellow up with his ultra light. It was on the floor, the walls behind and beside the toilet, by the soap dispenser, just everywhere. He was real excited! Now, you have to understand that a lot of things will show up with that light so some of it may have been sweat, urine, whatever, (I'm about to make myself gag here!) Imagine someone so brazen as to do that in a law enforcement bathroom!
Some of it was splatter and some was smeared. They threw out all the TP, our air freshner, our hand lotion (!), everything and put in all new stuff. They cleaned all the hot spots and the tech lit up the room again and it was clean.
The fingerprint guy said, "I was wondering what took him so long in the bathroom"! Famous last words! :wah:
:yh_sick
Perhaps it was all the trim bodies in uniform that inspired him? It sounds a bit as if he'd, um, saved up.
