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What's it worth not to post a plot summary of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this thread?

I really dont get what all the fuss about Harry Potter is. I dont think the books/films are that good.

Wouldent bother me if you posted it Spot.

Don't do it, the films are not great, but I do like the books, so I am wairing till Friday thank you very much, and will be very annoyed if you spoil it! But I won't pay you any money, I will just make a series of counter threats to your threats, in a mutually assured spiral of FG destruction until there is nothing left worth fighting for.

Oh lord!

Please don't! I won't be able to excersise self control & I'll read it. Which would not be good, because I won't be able to actually read the book (that I'll pick up exactly at 12:00am on the 21st) until after the summer semester ends! So, I would REALLY have to hold out and that would just be impossible.

::Deep Breath::

I will give you a cookie... spiked or regular

now come on spot i will have give you a good old :wah: :wah: so behave yourself

I just bet ya, Harry gets in some peril and some wizardly ways gets him out. Or he gets out wizarded and it's bye bye Harry. :wah:

YZGI;661963 wrote: I just bet ya, Harry gets in some peril and some wizardly ways gets him out. Or he gets out wizarded and it's bye bye Harry. :wah:




no mate in this film he turns to drugs and is called harry pothead :wah: :wah:

jimbo;661967 wrote: no mate in this film he turns to drugs and is called harry pothead :wah: :wah:


:wah:

Harry Pothead and his Magic Pipe.....HEY KIDS!! I can see it now.

jimbo;661967 wrote: no mate in this film he turns to drugs and is called harry pothead :wah: :wah:
Ah the old magical mushrooms eh?

spot;661840 wrote: What's it worth not to post a plot summary of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this thread?
Um ... *digging in pocket* ... I have a cat's eye marble and a really cool piece of string. But you'll have to pay postage.

Numerous plot summaries are on the net, for those of us who really don't care!

I have never understood the fascination for this series........

I dunno ........ ok.



Spot, I still have the marble. Deal?

I've been told that I'd be tied to a bedframe and whipped for ages by a number of agitated FG womenfolk if I were to let any of the denouement out of the bag so I fear I ought to decline your kind offer.

I wish you would spoil it! It would save me $10 on a movie ticket and bajillion $$ on the book!

Okay that's plain clever,

By Jocelyn Noveck at Associated Press comparing Harry Potter and Tony Soprano. That is just a class thought to have come up with. I chopped it down to fit (sorry Jocelyn!) but the original's at http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Jul20/ ... ny,00.html

SIMILAR LIFE SPAN - Seven books / Six seasons

MANY NAMES - The Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived, the Seeker / Chief, Boss, Waste Management Consultant

A LONGSTANDING NEMESIS - Lord Voldemort, He Who Must Not Be Named / Phil Leotardo, He Who Got Crushed By His SUV

COLORFUL WORLD - Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry / The Bada Bing

PARENTAL ISSUES - Longs for his dead mother and father / Longed for his mother to be dead

BAD UNCLES - Lives with wicked Vernon Dursley / Got shot by senile Uncle Junior

LOYAL TO THEIR BUDDIES - Stays tight with cute, rascally Ron Weasley / Stayed tight with stoic henchman Silvio Dante, mercurial Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri, softie brother-in-law Bobby Bacala, self-absorbed nephew Christopher Molti... um, scratch that last one

MENTORS, CONFIDANT(E)S - Sought guidance from his beloved headmaster, Dumbledore, before he was killed / Sought guidance from his shrink, Dr. Jennifer Melfi, before she dumped him

COMPLICATED LOVE INTERESTS - Ginny Weasley / Gloria

PROTRACTED FIGHT WITH DEMONS - Pursues an epic fight against Voldemort, the dark wizard, whose soul is sometimes separated into pieces / Pursued rival Mob figures or rats from his own side, whose bodies were then separated into pieces

Ms. Rowling, please don't cut to black.

Have we all got to the end now? Is anyone still unfinished?

spot;666694 wrote: Have we all got to the end now? Is anyone still unfinished?
Still reading - normally sit and read it very quickly, this time life got in the way!

















Have had a peek at the end though