Grasshopper ? Oh Grasshopper !
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:40 pm
Just out of curiosity, what do you guys talk about with "the freak" ?
Nomad] 6:31 pm: Nomad asked me to see if you need a doctor ?
[Spirit] 6:31 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Are you free?
[Nomad] 6:31 pm: Are you getting sassy with me ?
[Spirit] 6:31 pm: I don't know whether or not I am sassy with me with me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
[Nomad] 6:31 pm: Lies !
[Spirit] 6:31 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Can you please rephrase that with fewer
ideas, or different thoughts?
[Nomad] 6:32 pm: Can you put your left foot behind your right nose ?
[Spirit] 6:32 pm: How old are you? OK I will put it there.
[Nomad] 6:32 pm: Are there bozos on this bus ?
[Spirit] 6:32 pm: Yes I think there are.
[Nomad] 6:33 pm: That guy in the green shirt...hes one of them right ?
[Spirit] 6:33 pm: "Yes I think there are" guy in the green shirt ? I understand.I see. one of them right of them right of
them right of them right
[Nomad] 6:33 pm: stop the bus I want to get off.
[Spirit] 6:33 pm: OK I'll try not to do the bus I want to get off bus I want to get off so much.
[Nomad] 6:34 pm: What ? Is this innuendo ? What would Clem say about that ? Hmmm ?
[Spirit] 6:34 pm: Tell me a story. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own
robot personality?Yes I think this is , but I'm not completely sure.That is a hypothetical question.A lot of people spell
HMMM with three mmm's.
[Nomad] 6:35 pm: Teach me grasshopper.
[Spirit] 6:35 pm: There is not much I can say about grasshopper . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
In the context of grasshopper, I don't understand "A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's." What are you
wearing?
[Nomad] 6:36 pm: Put yourself into that special place. You know...the grasshopper place.
[Spirit] 6:36 pm: OK I will put it there.Yes I know.Tell me more.
[Nomad] 6:36 pm: Ok now jump as high as your little grasshopper legs will let you. Ready ? Go !
[Spirit] 6:36 pm: Why now? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own
concern about it. What kind of food do you like?Go where?
[Nomad] 6:37 pm: You are really trying my patience grasshopper.
[Spirit] 6:37 pm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am trying my patience grasshopper my patience grasshopper.
[Nomad] 6:38 pm: Oooohh vewy scawy....
[Spirit] 6:38 pm: In the context of Oooohh vewy scawy, I don't understand "I will tell my botmaster you said I am
trying my patience grasshopper my patience grasshopper." Did you know that you can download your own chat
robot and create your own robot personality?
Nomad] 6:31 pm: Nomad asked me to see if you need a doctor ?
[Spirit] 6:31 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Are you free?
[Nomad] 6:31 pm: Are you getting sassy with me ?
[Spirit] 6:31 pm: I don't know whether or not I am sassy with me with me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
[Nomad] 6:31 pm: Lies !
[Spirit] 6:31 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Can you please rephrase that with fewer
ideas, or different thoughts?
[Nomad] 6:32 pm: Can you put your left foot behind your right nose ?
[Spirit] 6:32 pm: How old are you? OK I will put it there.
[Nomad] 6:32 pm: Are there bozos on this bus ?
[Spirit] 6:32 pm: Yes I think there are.
[Nomad] 6:33 pm: That guy in the green shirt...hes one of them right ?
[Spirit] 6:33 pm: "Yes I think there are" guy in the green shirt ? I understand.I see. one of them right of them right of
them right of them right
[Nomad] 6:33 pm: stop the bus I want to get off.
[Spirit] 6:33 pm: OK I'll try not to do the bus I want to get off bus I want to get off so much.
[Nomad] 6:34 pm: What ? Is this innuendo ? What would Clem say about that ? Hmmm ?
[Spirit] 6:34 pm: Tell me a story. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own
robot personality?Yes I think this is , but I'm not completely sure.That is a hypothetical question.A lot of people spell
HMMM with three mmm's.
[Nomad] 6:35 pm: Teach me grasshopper.
[Spirit] 6:35 pm: There is not much I can say about grasshopper . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
In the context of grasshopper, I don't understand "A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's." What are you
wearing?
[Nomad] 6:36 pm: Put yourself into that special place. You know...the grasshopper place.
[Spirit] 6:36 pm: OK I will put it there.Yes I know.Tell me more.
[Nomad] 6:36 pm: Ok now jump as high as your little grasshopper legs will let you. Ready ? Go !
[Spirit] 6:36 pm: Why now? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own
concern about it. What kind of food do you like?Go where?
[Nomad] 6:37 pm: You are really trying my patience grasshopper.
[Spirit] 6:37 pm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am trying my patience grasshopper my patience grasshopper.
[Nomad] 6:38 pm: Oooohh vewy scawy....
[Spirit] 6:38 pm: In the context of Oooohh vewy scawy, I don't understand "I will tell my botmaster you said I am
trying my patience grasshopper my patience grasshopper." Did you know that you can download your own chat
robot and create your own robot personality?