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Today is the start of National Orgasm Week (in the UK).















Just letting you know...........

Good luck

Who needs a holiday?

KB.;671223 wrote: Who needs a holiday?
It seems the UK does.:wah:

YZGI;671224 wrote: It seems the UK does.:wah:


They need to learn to take things into their own hands once in a while.

KB.;671225 wrote: They need to learn to take things into their own hands once in a while.
A little self motivation is good for all.

How should we celebrate?

I need to move

along-for-the-ride;671229 wrote: How should we celebrate?
Obviously, you hang out your orgasm flag.

YZGI;671232 wrote: Obviously, you hang out your orgasm flag.


can I buy one online someplace??

Just more proof that they are all f**ked!

YES,YES,YES,YESSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:wah::wah:

Try e-bay...........

minks;671233 wrote: can I buy one online someplace??
An orgasm flag is unique to each individual. You need to make you own. Some like LOUD colored flags and other like Soft pastel quiet colored flags. Some like large loud words about their Gods others like cooing doves and hearts.:rolleyes:

Like I said try e-bay, some people will sell anything!

YZGI;671239 wrote: An orgasm flag is unique to each individual. You need to make you own. Some like LOUD colored flags and other like Soft pastel quiet colored flags. Some like large loud words about their Gods others like cooing doves and hearts.:rolleyes:


?? whips?? Chains?? ahahahahahahaha:wah::guitarist

minks;671246 wrote: ?? whips?? Chains?? ahahahahahahaha:wah::guitarist


hey minks now your talking :wah:

minks;671246 wrote: ?? whips?? Chains?? ahahahahahahaha:wah::guitarist
You can put anything you want on your personnel orgasm flag, including a skull and cross bones.:wah:

YZGI;671270 wrote: You can put anything you want on your personnel orgasm flag, including a skull and cross bones.:wah:


chastity belt ahahaha

Oh what fun

YZGI;671239 wrote: An orgasm flag is unique to each individual. You need to make you own. Some like LOUD colored flags and other like Soft pastel quiet colored flags. Some like large loud words about their Gods others like cooing doves and hearts.:rolleyes:


Thanks for clearing that up, YZGI.:wah:

along-for-the-ride;671272 wrote: Thanks for clearing that up, YZGI.:wah:
You very welcome.



Next question.

along-for-the-ride;671272 wrote: Thanks for clearing that up, YZGI.:wah:


seems like the resident expert

Chookie;671219 wrote: Today is the start of National Orgasm Week (in the UK).































Just letting you know...........Yea right! :rolleyes:

I've heard you ladies were in sync, but isn't this going a little far?

I so live in the wrong country..

hmmmmmm....

my flag would have a great big olympic gold medal on it & behind that naked men offering chocolate to me as a way of saying "thank you"

::sigh::

anyone know a good seamstress? i gotta get this thing started for next year.

I'm all caught up for the week. Any one need whats left over?

Yes the great post war British Orgasm act of 1948, which finally gave legal status to the orgasm, classified it as a non-harardous medicinal product, and decriminalized women moaning during lovemaking. This was regarded at the time as a great breakthrough for industrial relations in Britain, and it increased productivity across the work force by at least 17 percent (except on Fridays, when it was observed to fall by 65 percent). The minister of Fun at the time: Sir Montesque Foreplay Smithe was lauded by womens societies such as the Dartford Ladies Lawn Tennis and Oral Sex Society for finally bringing British sex out of the dark ages, as before this point, the only place it was legally possible to have full intercourse was (of course) on the top deck of a double decker bus, and required that the participants both had already eaten fish and chips.

From that great day, much research in Britain has gone into working to improve the Great British Orgasm. Several notable explorers journied accross the world to find the infamous and legandary G-Spot, which Lord Fumbleton Big Jobs finally found in 1959 while in Malaya on safari. The 60s was a great period of experimentation during which time time the discovery was made (in a Cambridge physics laboratory) that taking your socks off before sex was a great enhancement to the pleasure involved, it was believed that this discovery was the inspiration behind the hit Rolling Stones song, "Take your socks off love, I'm up for a knee-trembler" (Decca 1965).

Of course there has been a back-lash in some quarters and the Society Against Fun Ever in Bed or (S.A.F.E in BED) has now got at least 8 members and meets regularly in a shed in Claton on Sea, Essex. But new Prime Miniter Gordon Brown has promised to deliver to every British Household at least 5 orgasms a month regardless of class, income, or education background. He is currently seeing whether it would be possibe to do this using the tax system, as previous attempts using the post service have proven counter-productive. In fact, it is believed that this topic was discussed by Mr Brown and President Bush at the Camp-David talks yesterday.

Mrs Bush was unavailable for comment at the time.

:yh_rotfl

Chookie;671219 wrote: Today is the start of National Orgasm Week (in the UK).Does this mean Saturday is National Smoking Day?

Only if you've finished plumbing the depths with all the other innuendo first. This was a dreadful thread from the start.

Galbally;671535 wrote: Yes the great post war British Orgasm act of 1948, which finally gave legal status to the orgasm, classified it as a non-harardous medicinal product, and decriminalized women moaning during lovemaking. This was regarded at the time as a great breakthrough for industrial relations in Britain, and it increased productivity across the work force by at least 17 percent (except on Fridays, when it was observed to fall by 65 percent). The minister of Fun at the time: Sir Montesque Foreplay Smithe was lauded by womens societies such as the Dartford Ladies Lawn Tennis and Oral Sex Society for finally bringing British sex out of the dark ages, as before this point, the only place it was legally possible to have full intercourse was (of course) on the top deck of a double decker bus, and required that the participants both had already eaten fish and chips.

From that great day, much research in Britain has gone into working to improve the Great British Orgasm. Several notable explorers journied accross the world to find the infamous and legandary G-Spot, which Lord Fumbleton Big Jobs finally found in 1959 while in Malaya on safari. The 60s was a great period of experimentation during which time time the discovery was made (in a Cambridge physics laboratory) that taking your socks off before sex was a great enhancement to the pleasure involved, it was believed that this discovery was the inspiration behind the hit Rolling Stones song, "Take your socks off love, I'm up for a knee-trembler" (Decca 1965).

Of course there has been a back-lash in some quarters and the Society Against Fun Ever in Bed or (S.A.F.E in BED) has now got at least 8 members and meets regularly in a shed in Claton on Sea, Essex. But new Prime Minister Gordon Brown has promised to deliver to every British Household at least 5 orgasms a month regardless of class, income, or education background. He is currently seeing whether it would be possible to do this using the tax system, as previous attempts using the post service have proven counter-productive. In fact, it is believed that this topic was discussed by Mr Brown and President Bush at the Camp-David talks yesterday.

Mrs Bush was unavailable for comment at the time.


Cripes, that's damned funny! :wah::wah::wah:

Organizers of National Orgasm Week were disappointed to learn that the majority of women polled just pretended to celebrate.

buttercup;671795 wrote: Organizers of National Orgasm Week were disappointed to learn that the majority of women polled just pretended to celebrate.


ha ha ha ha ha

the truth has been spoken, ladies & gents :wah:

buttercup;671795 wrote: Organizers of National Orgasm Week were disappointed to learn that the majority of women polled just pretended to celebrate.
As long as I get the chance for them to be able to pretend I know my flag will be a waving.

Accountable;671573 wrote: Does this mean Saturday is National Smoking Day?


something comes to mind about "if you are smoking you must be pinnochio" I dunno I may be confused.

YZGI;671798 wrote: As long as I get the chance for them to be able to pretend I know my flag will be a waving.




Yzgi

hot my flag here it is just need somebody to photo shop them together HAHAHAHAHAHA

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buttercup;671858 wrote: Yzgi
I'm surprised you even understood that. I re read it and I don't even understand. At least I'm not sure if I understand it.:wah:

I took it to mean you'd just be happy to get it :wah:

buttercup;671866 wrote: I took it to mean you'd just be happy to get it :wah:
Yup. Happy to be the one that gets the opportunity to give them a reason to pretend.



Okay now my head hurts:-5