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Do you tell them that their a tosser or leave them with the dillusion?

Note how they tell you women are all over them but you never actually see them with one :wah:

Anybody came across one lately? Got any good stories? I'll tell you about one in his forties who pretends he's 30 a bit later

buttercup;679324 wrote: Do you tell them that their a tosser or leave them with the dillusion?

Note how they tell you women are all over them but you never actually see them with one :wah:

Anybody came across one lately? Got any good stories? I'll tell you about one in his forties who pretends he's 30 a bit later


I personally would walk away from them.

Yep my ex co-worker was pathetically full of himself. We would go out for lunch and compare date stories. He told me of a situation where he was meeting this woman and she was a no show for 2 dates at a pre-arranged location and then when the third chance came about my co-worker decided on a new location and presto wasn't he shocked... it was a guy who was checking him out. That made me day.

Karma is a bitch ahahahahahaha:wah:

PS this guy is also the same character who came and sat beside me at a company chirstmas party and felt up my leg while talking to my BF at the time.

I say leave to their own demise. hehehehe

my hubby is a body bulider has been now for 20 years,it is his hobby which is fair enough,but being built like he is does bugger all for me,i like a man to be just himself and relaxed.

I am not knocking my hubby or anyone else who keeps fit etc but i just love anyone to be there selfs

buttercup;679324 wrote: Do you tell them that their a tosser or leave them with the dillusion?

Note how they tell you women are all over them but you never actually see them with one :wah:

Anybody came across one lately? Got any good stories? I'll tell you about one in his forties who pretends he's 30 a bit later


I know I'm hot. I'm 73 and act like 72 and get whistled at by all the 80 year olds.:wah:

Lon;679368 wrote: I know I'm hot. I'm 73 and act like 72 and get whistled at by all the 80 year olds.:wah:


Swoooon Oh Lon Hold Me Back

I have to say, yep be yerself that sells more than being full of yerself.

Lon;679368 wrote: I know I'm hot. I'm 73 and act like 72 and get whistled at by all the 80 year olds.:wah:




:yh_rotflGood one Lon. I have to find some 80 yr olds to hang out with.

YZGI;679385 wrote: :yh_rotflGood one Lon. I have to find some 80 yr olds to hang out with.


i bet if you google "granny dates" you will do just fine :wah:

:wah::wah: nice one lon

Lon;679368 wrote: I know I'm hot. I'm 73 and act like 72 and get whistled at by all the 80 year olds.:wah:








An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered" Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said "That wont do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."





:wah::wah:

jimbo;679419 wrote: An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered" Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said "That wont do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."





:wah::wah:


OMG!!!:wah:

minks;679400 wrote: i bet if you google "granny dates" you will do just fine :wah:


I googled "granny dates" just for fun. Nothing there. So I guess granny doesn't date. Sorry.:wah:

along-for-the-ride;679430 wrote: I googled "granny dates" just for fun. Nothing there. So I guess granny doesn't date. Sorry.:wah:




you have to put immy in the search engine bit :wah::wah::wah:

LOl great stories lol

Personally I think guys like that are pathetic.I don't pay them any attention or mind at all.Its sad,, there are times I tell them ,, and times I let them live in their dilusional world lol

Good one Lon,great joke jimbo lol.Let em buy u a few drinks, excuse urself to go to the ladies then duk out the back leave em talking to themselves see how far they get hehehehehehhehe.Nasty eh!!! (not).:D:D:D they deserve themselves

Ali.;679516 wrote: Good one Lon,great joke jimbo lol.Let em buy u a few drinks, excuse urself to go to the ladies then duk out the back leave em talking to themselves see how far they get hehehehehehhehe.Nasty eh!!! (not).:D they deserve themselves


fantastic i'm so going to use that today :wah::wah:

hehehe jimbo hope it works for u lol.

I think I am a good looking man. I always have a story to tell about some woman as well. If you saw me out most likely I wouldn't have one, a woman that is, on my arm.

I am hot, but thats because I just rubbed some "deep heat" into me back, I hurt it moving a generator. Oh well.

Galbally;679680 wrote: I am hot, but thats because I just rubbed some "deep heat" into me back, I hurt it moving a generator. Oh well.


:wah: That irish accent makes you 'hot'

Good one galbally:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;679432 wrote: you have to put immy in the search engine bit :wah::wah::wah:


You thought I wouldn't spot that didn't you!!!



Berk!

Imladris;679685 wrote: You thought I wouldn't spot that didn't you!!!



Berk!




stalker .... :wah::wah:

i'm sure this is a photo of me :wah:







not :wah::wah:

jimbo;679914 wrote: i'm sure this is a photo of me :wah:







not
Are you the post?:D

jimbo;679914 wrote: i'm sure this is a photo of me :wah:







not :wah:
Wait I see you in the lower right hand corner. The little bald ball?:D

YZGI;679924 wrote: Wait I see you in the lower right hand corner. The little bald ball?:D


:wah:

Do u think hes hot.In a weird kinda way.

Lon;679368 wrote: I know I'm hot. I'm 73 and act like 72 and get whistled at by all the 80 year olds.:wah::yh_rotfl

Betty Boop;679681 wrote: :wah: That irish accent makes you 'hot' Don't you think the Docs new av looks like an album cover? :guitarist