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just in case you are looking in happy birthday :-6:-6









are you pink chick's dad :-3

Jim...please SHARE what you are smokin'..........PLEASEEEEEE

WonderWendy3;683192 wrote: Jim...please SHARE what you are smokin'..........PLEASEEEEEE




honest if you go down to the bottom of the home page ,its got who's birthday it is and his/her birthday is there



with an ame like purple chickin i just know we wuz meant to be buddy's :wah::wah:







i'm going to track him down he has not been on for a year but i will bring him back to the fg fold :-6

he or she comes from brisbane :-6:-6







oztralyia MF scared him off i expect :wah::wah:

jimbo;683198 wrote: he or she comes from brisbane :-6:-6







oztralyia MF scared him off i expect :wah::wah:


If he/she is a Purple chicken I doubt that MF scared he/she....I'm sure she likes purple chickens, doesn't discriminate!!

Jim...you are too funny....only you would want to be friends with a purple Chicken....guess its better than a purple dinosaur!!

jimbo;683189 wrote: just in case you are looking in happy birthday :-6:-6









are you pink chick's dad :-3


PMSL:wah:

WonderWendy3;683199 wrote: If he/she is a Purple chicken I doubt that MF scared he/she....I'm sure she likes purple chickens, doesn't discriminate!!



Jim...you are too funny....only you would want to be friends with a purple Chicken....guess its better than a purple dinosaur!!






barney loves me yippiddy dipperdee

WonderWendy3;683199 wrote: If he/she is a Purple chicken I doubt that MF scared he/she....I'm sure she likes purple chickens, doesn't discriminate!!

Jim...you are too funny....only you would want to be friends with a purple Chicken....guess its better than a purple dinosaur!!


Hey Wenders.... You can't talk girl:)

You're friends with a pink chick!:wah:

jimbo;683206 wrote: barney loves me yippiddy dipperdee








:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

pinkchick;683217 wrote: Hey Wenders.... You can't talk girl

You're friends with a pink chick!


This is true, but calling out a "Purple Chicken" just makes me chortle!! Only Jimbo!!

If the Purple Chickens birthday yell is C o c k-a-doodle-do



Does that make Pink Chicks birthday yell:















Any C o c k-will-do?:wah:

YZGI;683232 wrote: If the Purple Chickens birthday yell is C o c k-a-doodle-do



Does that make Pink Chicks birthday yell:















Any C o c k-will-do?:wah:


Ummmmm........:o

Bad YZGI:rolleyes:

pinkchick;683236 wrote: Ummmmm........:o



Bad YZGI:rolleyes:
ooops:D

YZGI;683238 wrote: ooops:D


Sooooo BOLD...!!!



:wah::wah:

pinkchick;683240 wrote: Sooooo BOLD...!!!





:wah::wah:
Whew, Thats a better word than I thought you would use.

YZGI;683245 wrote: Whew, Thats a better word than I thought you would use.


:wah::wah:

YZGI;683232 wrote: If the Purple Chickens birthday yell is C o c k-a-doodle-do



Does that make Pink Chicks birthday yell:















Any C o c k-will-do?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



thats so funny





i mean poor pink chick you must feel violated ... bad wise guy :yh_rotfl

jimbo;683251 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



thats so funny





i mean poor pink chick you must feel violated ... bad wise guy :yh_rotfl


HUH......!!!!:wah:

We aren't going to bring up the fact that a chicken doesn't say ****-a doodle doo...right?? because that would be a rooster......would think the Chicken's call would be

dumb-cluck dumb-cluck, cluckity cluck cluck cluck.....

Q:Why does a chicken coop have two doors?







A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan







:wah::wah:

jimbo;683277 wrote: Q:Why does a chicken coop have two doors?







A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan







:wah::wah:


You eejit:rolleyes:

Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?











A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!

Q: What is a chick after she's 6 days old?

A: Seven days old!











Who tells the best chicken jokes?

A: Comedi-HENS!



Q: What figure is like a lost parrot ?

A: A polygon!



Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?

A: A bird that talks your ear off!



Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A: A carrot !

Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

A: Because he was chicken!

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Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas ?

A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!

Remember Jimbo, you can delete posts.:wah:

YZGI;683287 wrote: Remember Jimbo, you can delete posts.:wah:




buddy the bad jokes are sometimes the funniest ones for me :wah:



if it makes me cringe ... i'll post it :wah:







besides since when have i ever been worried about looking a total moron .. i was going to say on FG but ... i'll just go with the been worried about looking like a total moron ....ever :rolleyes:

Moan moan moan.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

They were good jokes, kinds that I can repeat to the children and they will probably throw eggs at me!!

jimbo;683292 wrote: buddy the bad jokes are sometimes the funniest ones for me :wah:



if it makes me cringe ... i'll post it :wah:







besides since when have i ever been worried about looking a total moron .. i was going to say on FG but ... i'll just go with the been worried about looking like a total moron ....ever :rolleyes:


Keep 'em comin' Jimbo - love your silly jokes!

Do me a favour......get rid of that bloody horse!!!

Freeaks me out...!!!:wah:

pinkchick;683296 wrote: Keep 'em comin' Jimbo - love your silly jokes!

Do me a favour......get rid of that bloody horse!!!

Freeaks me out...!!!:wah:


dont say that about sue:wah::wah::wah:

el guapo;683297 wrote: dont say that about sue:wah::wah::wah:


sorry sue

el guapo;683297 wrote: dont say that about sue:wah::wah::wah:


Here fella!!!!!!!

You'll be gettin' me into trouble....!!!!!

Jimbo - just so ya know - I meant the horse on your sig!!

Guapo - I'm gonna slap you one!!:wah:

I don't see a horse in Jimbo's siggy!!:-3

WonderWendy3;683309 wrote: I don't see a horse in Jimbo's siggy!!:-3


Wendy are you winding me up honey?? :wah:

jimbo;683292 wrote: buddy the bad jokes are sometimes the funniest ones for me :wah:



if it makes me cringe ... i'll post it :wah:







besides since when have i ever been worried about looking a total moron .. i was going to say on FG but ... i'll just go with the been worried about looking like a total moron ....ever :rolleyes:
Just messin with ya buddy.

WonderWendy3;683309 wrote: I don't see a horse in Jimbo's siggy!!:-3






not any more you dont :rolleyes:

pinkchick;683310 wrote: Wendy are you winding me up honey?? :wah:


No, honestly I didn't see a horse, didn't know there was a horse...trust me...I'm that dense...it's true, true I tell ya!!

WonderWendy3;683317 wrote: No, honestly I didn't see a horse, didn't know there was a horse...trust me...I'm that dense...it's true, true I tell ya!!


I didn't either, I just had to ask him

jimbo;683323 wrote:


That is sooooo good:wah::wah:

now this is funny

jimbo;683325 wrote: now this is funny


Oh my god!!!!!:wah::wah:

:wah::wah:



this is bad

jimbo;683327 wrote: :wah::wah:



this is bad










Ha, Now I did laugh out loud at that.:wah:

an irish chicken :wah::wah::wah:

:wah::wah:

:wah:

jimbo;683329 wrote: an irish chicken :wah::wah:










Yup!!! that's me alright:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You clucks CRACK me up!!!